Shine on you crazy diamond.The Sheriff wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen we are gathered here today to join together King_County_Downy and Peanut in holy matrimony.
wait shouldnt Goons sing somethng for KCD wedding
loubot wrote:
wait shouldnt Goons sing somethng for KCD wedding
How aboooooooouuuut, Salt n' Pepa - Push it?loubot wrote:
wait shouldnt Goons sing somethng for KCD wedding
Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away.Ultrafunkula wrote:
How aboooooooouuuut, Salt n' Pepa - Push it?loubot wrote:
wait shouldnt Goons sing somethng for KCD wedding
I see you and raise you, Nine Inch Nails - Closer.seymorebutts443 wrote:
Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away.Ultrafunkula wrote:
How aboooooooouuuut, Salt n' Pepa - Push it?loubot wrote:
wait shouldnt Goons sing somethng for KCD wedding
My Bro in Law and his Dad turned up at the wrong church in White Suits before and had sent a card before hand saying 'Hope you enjoy it in your new home', the tools got the wrong church and had walked in on a funeral.King_County_Downy wrote:
Gentlemen, we are gathered here today_________
(Finish the sentence)
Gentlemen, we are gathered here today, some of you on the grooms side for the 4th time however, lets not curse this one aswell.
Just for giggles.
On this matrimonial occasion,King_County_Downy wrote:
Gentlemen, we are gathered here today_________
To tell of a story about how my life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
in our finest underwear and most uncomfortable shoes to witness the joining of milk to cookies. Please follow with refrain: Party on Wayne (to which the crowd replies "Party on Garth").King_County_Downy wrote:
Gentlemen, we are gathered here today_________
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Matt!
steve
Frank!
tapio
Dmitry!
I need around tree fiddy.
Whats appening Funky?Ultrafunkula wrote:
Matt!
I got fucking toothache
Last week my van got done over and the cunts nicked the stereo
But shall I tell you why Im laughing. 2 weeks ago tomorrow Moll says 'Dad, Mums got a boyfriend' oooooooooooooooooooh, thanks fuck for that she'll leave me alone now. They only went and got engaged this last weekend, known each other for about approx 30 days. Ohhh my giddy Aunt, the poor bastard hasnt a clue about the money mess we are in
Who slapped ya? Trying to scope flights, hotels and transport and so on for a bday present for the missus.1927 wrote:
Whats appening Funky?Ultrafunkula wrote:
Matt!
I got fucking toothache
Last week my van got done over and the cunts nicked the stereo
But shall I tell you why Im laughing. 2 weeks ago tomorrow Moll says 'Dad, Mums got a boyfriend' oooooooooooooooooooh, thanks fuck for that she'll leave me alone now. They only went and got engaged this last weekend, known each other for about approx 30 days. Ohhh my giddy Aunt, the poor bastard hasnt a clue about the money mess we are in
No one slapped me, well some fucker on Saturday did, my leg is purple, I had the keepers kit on but it still got through my shorts, the dirty cunt. Fucking ball was going like 100mph till my thigh stopped it, cracking fucking save mind, not that I knew much about it.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Who slapped ya? Trying to scope flights, hotels and transport and so on for a bday present for the missus.1927 wrote:
Whats appening Funky?Ultrafunkula wrote:
Matt!
I got fucking toothache
Last week my van got done over and the cunts nicked the stereo
But shall I tell you why Im laughing. 2 weeks ago tomorrow Moll says 'Dad, Mums got a boyfriend' oooooooooooooooooooh, thanks fuck for that she'll leave me alone now. They only went and got engaged this last weekend, known each other for about approx 30 days. Ohhh my giddy Aunt, the poor bastard hasnt a clue about the money mess we are in
Ive heard Cardiff is lovely this time of year, she'd love it Funky, get her over yur.
so i didnt memorize the power series expansion of tanget because i couldnt find the bloody table, only remembered sin and cosine, and golly gee there i have to write the taylor expansion of tangent on the exam
there goes 15 points out the window, woohoo
there goes 15 points out the window, woohoo
confession time boys and girls
you here has shook hands with the man in the last few hours
and the face of SERE crossed your mind
you here has shook hands with the man in the last few hours
and the face of SERE crossed your mind
Thats two posts in a row I dont understand. Im letting it slip arnt I?
nah i didnt understand them either1927 wrote:
Thats two posts in a row I dont understand. Im letting it slip arnt I?
Oh no! Chuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
so the phone company shut off the two house lines and all 4 cell phones......... but not my internets
even though our bill is paid?
im confused
even though our bill is paid?
im confused
Differnt departments, they were shut off automatically by a computer. Silly cunts