these made me laugh, i'm sure you will too... apparently this guy likes to mess with people on craigslist.
http://www.dontevenreply.com/all.php
http://www.dontevenreply.com/all.php
Last edited by steelie34 (2010-03-10 13:14:22)
Fucking lol
hahah there are some classics right here...good stuff!
Original ad:
hi there i am a 22 year old female babysitter looking for a job. i am available pretty much all the time so if you need someone to look after your kid, let me know!
From Timmy Tucker to **********@***********.org
Hey,
I saw your ad about babysitting and am very interested. My grandmother is in the hospital and is probably going to die. She is never awake when I am there, and the doctors say she is only awake for about 5 minutes every couple of days. The problem is, I need her to sign a re-drafted will I wrote so I can get all of her stuff when she dies. Right now she has all of her money going to my bitch sister and her family. I don't have the time to sit there and watch her all day because I have better things to do. I need you to sit at the hospital and watch her in case she wakes up, and then make her sign the will. I will pay you $10 an hour for this job.
Thanks,
Tim
Original ad:
hi there i am a 22 year old female babysitter looking for a job. i am available pretty much all the time so if you need someone to look after your kid, let me know!
From Timmy Tucker to **********@***********.org
Hey,
I saw your ad about babysitting and am very interested. My grandmother is in the hospital and is probably going to die. She is never awake when I am there, and the doctors say she is only awake for about 5 minutes every couple of days. The problem is, I need her to sign a re-drafted will I wrote so I can get all of her stuff when she dies. Right now she has all of her money going to my bitch sister and her family. I don't have the time to sit there and watch her all day because I have better things to do. I need you to sit at the hospital and watch her in case she wakes up, and then make her sign the will. I will pay you $10 an hour for this job.
Thanks,
Tim
Last edited by ruisleipa (2010-03-10 13:20:09)
@ the emails and the people taking the time to respond back with insults too
The disguised weapons one is still my favourite.
Disguised weapon one is legendary! lmao.
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this one is awsm! i like the photoshop
http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=70
and this one is just scary... way to go, mom
http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=67
http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=53
http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=70
and this one is just scary... way to go, mom
http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=67
http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=53
Last edited by steelie34 (2010-03-10 13:44:21)
Those are fucking awesome.
I luvd the stripper little league
gold!
I have spent the last 45 minutes reading them. Some of them are fucking hilarious
I've been reading them since I last posted as well.
placeholder for me to read them later...
lol some of these are awesome
That is gooooooooooldFrom Timmy Tucker to ***********@**********.org
RE: Swingset Assembly
Hey,
I saw you are looking for someone to assemble your wooden swing set. First off, I must say that a swing set is a horrible toy for a child. I had a swing set as a kid, and broke three of my ribs and tore my ACL on it. My career in little league soccer was ruined. I recommend that you get your child a sandbox. I have an old sandbox that I am not using, and would be willing to sell to you for $300. It is an awesome sandbox. It is shaped like a turtle, and the lid is part of the turtle too. It comes with beautiful sand filled from a beach on Coney Island, NY. Let me know if you are interested.
Tim
From John ******** to Me
i dont want your sandbox. i already bought the swingset for my kid and am sticking with that. its your own damn fault you got hurt on your swingset
From Timmy Tucker to John ******
John,
Actually it is not my fault. The swingset had a faulty design and the swing came off while I was in the air, and I was sent flying into oncoming traffic. I am lucky to be alive. If you do not want your son mangled by a Dodge Caravan, then you should buy my sandbox instead. Sandboxes are 100% safe.
Tim
From John ******** to Me
fuck your sandbox. i want my kid to have fun, not to sit in some dirty ass sand from new york. i am not an idiot and will not set up my swingset where my child can be thrown into oncoming traffic.
From Timmy Tucker to John ******
Well it sounds like you won't set up your swingset at all without my help. Are you a quadriplegic? Why are you incapable of putting a swingset together?
If you are a quadriplegic and I have offended you, I am sorry. In that case, would you be interested in my sandbox for your crippled body to relax in? Seeing as you can't use the swingset anyway, it would be way more practical for you.
From John ******** to Me
FUCK OFF STOP EMAILING ME
The one after the one after that is pure gold.JakAttaK wrote:
That is gooooooooooldFrom Timmy Tucker to ***********@**********.org
RE: Swingset Assembly
Hey,
I saw you are looking for someone to assemble your wooden swing set. First off, I must say that a swing set is a horrible toy for a child. I had a swing set as a kid, and broke three of my ribs and tore my ACL on it. My career in little league soccer was ruined. I recommend that you get your child a sandbox. I have an old sandbox that I am not using, and would be willing to sell to you for $300. It is an awesome sandbox. It is shaped like a turtle, and the lid is part of the turtle too. It comes with beautiful sand filled from a beach on Coney Island, NY. Let me know if you are interested.
Tim
From John ******** to Me
i dont want your sandbox. i already bought the swingset for my kid and am sticking with that. its your own damn fault you got hurt on your swingset
From Timmy Tucker to John ******
John,
Actually it is not my fault. The swingset had a faulty design and the swing came off while I was in the air, and I was sent flying into oncoming traffic. I am lucky to be alive. If you do not want your son mangled by a Dodge Caravan, then you should buy my sandbox instead. Sandboxes are 100% safe.
Tim
From John ******** to Me
fuck your sandbox. i want my kid to have fun, not to sit in some dirty ass sand from new york. i am not an idiot and will not set up my swingset where my child can be thrown into oncoming traffic.
From Timmy Tucker to John ******
Well it sounds like you won't set up your swingset at all without my help. Are you a quadriplegic? Why are you incapable of putting a swingset together?
If you are a quadriplegic and I have offended you, I am sorry. In that case, would you be interested in my sandbox for your crippled body to relax in? Seeing as you can't use the swingset anyway, it would be way more practical for you.
From John ******** to Me
FUCK OFF STOP EMAILING ME
This was in response to an ad looking for Jewish egg donors (wtf?)
Timmy Tucker to *********
Shalom!
My name is Mordecai Davidsteinberg and I saw your ad looking for donors. I would gladly help. I blow hearty loads of jew cum every day and would love to see my nut blossom into a beautiful little jew. A little bit about myself: I am an avid jew. I only eat kosher food and I regularly visit the synagogue. I assure you that my sperm is 100% Israeli.
I look forward to nutting in some hot jewish MILFS!
- Mordy
From Me to ********@gmail.com
RE: Clydesdale horse needs caring owners:
Hey there!
Your horse looks beautiful! Is he still available?
Michael Murphy
Vice President
Murphy Glue Factory, Inc.
From ********@gmail.com to Me
RE: Clydesdale horse needs caring owners:
HELL NO!!!
RE: Clydesdale horse needs caring owners:
Hey there!
Your horse looks beautiful! Is he still available?
Michael Murphy
Vice President
Murphy Glue Factory, Inc.
From ********@gmail.com to Me
RE: Clydesdale horse needs caring owners:
HELL NO!!!
I've read them all now
you could always start trolling craigslistJakAttaK wrote:
I've read them all now
Haha, cba.steelie34 wrote:
you could always start trolling craigslistJakAttaK wrote:
I've read them all now
I've finished too. Oh well it was fun while it lasted.
I say bf2s as a whole should troll craigslist. Would be lulz
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
we all should start trolling craigs and post up what you got and see whos got the best
disguised weapons is so good