Coincidence or some one did their homework: Twilight: New Moon is be released March 20th during the new moon lunar cycle
/no homo
/no homo
go get your shine box
As a cute 21 year old poli sci major, I wouldn't judge you.eleven bravo wrote:
not when Im surrounded by a bunch of cute 21 year old poli sci majorstuckergustav wrote:
haha...burnzz wrote:
i hope you pass.
but yeah, me too
WB11 Bravo wrote:
go get your shine box
When the breach of a rifle explodes in your face, showering your eye with carbon and brass...JakAttaK wrote:
whats that/jord wrote:
Breach explosionPochsy wrote:
So, Jord, why did you quit/get ejected from the army?
EDIT-
what to watch..Cadillac Records or The Boat That Rocked?
Happens when you have either
A: Shit Czech ammo
B: Faulty gas parts
C: Missing gas parts
D: Mister A
Mine was either C or D. lol.
So you like have one eye now or what?jord wrote:
When the breach of a rifle explodes in your face, showering your eye with carbon and brass...JakAttaK wrote:
whats that/jord wrote:
Breach explosion
EDIT-
what to watch..Cadillac Records or The Boat That Rocked?
Happens when you have either
A: Shit Czech ammo
B: Faulty gas parts
C: Missing gas parts
D: Mister A
Mine was either C or D. lol.
I can't removing content control from my fucking android so can someone tell me a really secret porn site that wont be blocked
pics porn, not vid porn, because vids arent playing atm for some reason
pm me it please
for money
by money i mean jordalars my own currency
pics porn, not vid porn, because vids arent playing atm for some reason
pm me it please
for money
by money i mean jordalars my own currency
you'll shoot your eye out
i bet it'd look pretty cool to wear an eyepatch, people would be like, nah hes joking, and then you can whip it off and show them your bright blue, disfigured, mutilated eye and theyd be like oh noez and id be like fucking yeah so back the fuck up before i smack you the fuck up,mate
id just pop you in the other eye then whoop yajord wrote:
i bet it'd look pretty cool to wear an eyepatch, people would be like, nah hes joking, and then you can whip it off and show them your bright blue, disfigured, mutilated eye and theyd be like oh noez and id be like fucking yeah so back the fuck up before i smack you the fuck up,mate
you couldnt whoop me if i was already whooped by you.11 Bravo wrote:
id just pop you in the other eye then whoop yajord wrote:
i bet it'd look pretty cool to wear an eyepatch, people would be like, nah hes joking, and then you can whip it off and show them your bright blue, disfigured, mutilated eye and theyd be like oh noez and id be like fucking yeah so back the fuck up before i smack you the fuck up,mate
infact yeah you could, i should probably start taking steroids and hit the gym...
Jord, so are you now on disabilities benefits? Or is your eye now ok?
No I'm working mate, I only get what's called as "floaters" now. Black dots moving across my field of vision. Fair annoying, especially when driving. But yeah, didn't mention it when I had 2 interviews and got offered both jobs, wonder if I would have if I did declare it...ghettoperson wrote:
Jord, so are you now on disabilities benefits? Or is your eye now ok?
mental mental chicken oriental
Are they there permanently? Or will they fall out with time?
*pictures a pair of eyeballs rolling across the floor.ghettoperson wrote:
Are they there permanently? Or will they fall out with time?
It does sound like an infection. My tooth was left open to drain the puss, can anyone lend you or give you Anti-Biotics? Can you get to the docs tonight to get some? Do you have a dental emergency hosp mate? Fuck work, get someone else to do it, I hope this dont get any worse mate there is nothing worse pain wise, there is no escape. Im so sorry your having to put up with it, Ive been there so many times, its not nice. Ive almost gone mental because of it at times.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Jacks? As in Jack Daniels? Might be an infection. Dunno. Advancing upwards. Hurting the ear now. Fuuuuu. Gotta hope this passes during sleep. If not, I'm gonna have one helluva morning since I'm the lucky sucker who opens the service this week at 7am. Can't even skip work in the morning to go to the voodoo people. Pain be gone!1927 wrote:
Funky - lol that cracked me up, not the tooth bit obviously.
Last week I opened my Jacks and just put it on my tooth but didnt swallow, that numbed it a bit. I had about 3 infections hence my abcess's Ive learned loads for eg where the nerves run down your face and jaw, your pain might be from nerves.
Got any anti-b's lying around? Take one of them it might help buddy
Specialist said my brain should stop registering them in a few months. That was in November. Me being a pessimist I'm sure I'll have them for life. Though my money problems trump any health problemsghettoperson wrote:
Are they there permanently? Or will they fall out with time?
Well anyway I'm off home in time for corrie, or eastenders, whichever. Ta raa crew
yeah im with 27 on this one... sounds like an infected tooth
you're fucked buddy, and not in the happy wet dick way either
you're fucked buddy, and not in the happy wet dick way either
Laters Jord, Im sorry for what your going through aswell fella, I had no idea. (no jokes plz)
Don't worry about it 27 I don't, they just come at sparadic intervals or when I physcially exhert myself (which is rarely lawl). I care more about my teeth being fucked, my lack of money and myself getting overly emotion at the end of the film "Dragonheart".1927 wrote:
Laters Jord, Im sorry for what your going through aswell fella, I had no idea. (no jokes plz)
I know from when you mentioned it that money isnt great along with other things your up against, even down to no internet at home being a bummer. The last thing you need is all this shit on top of that aswell. It'll come good for you though, your time will come, it wont last like this forever mate, we'll bang out glasses together when that day comes eh? Hopefully my day will be the same day as yours mate.
I havent watched Dragonheart but Marley and Me had me in bits, in front of the ex and the kids, dont give a fuck though, Im me, lol and that is that.
I havent watched Dragonheart but Marley and Me had me in bits, in front of the ex and the kids, dont give a fuck though, Im me, lol and that is that.
Maybe, I generally go for the Be pessimistic and anything good that happens is a nice surprise approach.1927 wrote:
I know from when you mentioned it that money isnt great along with other things your up against, even down to no internet at home being a bummer. The last thing you need is all this shit on top of that aswell. It'll come good for you though, your time will come, it wont last like this forever mate, we'll bang out glasses together when that day comes eh? Hopefully my day will be the same day as yours mate.
I havent watched Dragonheart but Marley and Me had me in bits, in front of the ex and the kids, dont give a fuck though, Im me, lol and that is that.
Thanks for the words though, say, I know of a Nigerian prince that needs your donation to free up his bank account, you will get double back, interested?
Cya for real now.
hahaha I wish I had a fiver to donate and unlock my riches.
Cya's soon
Cya's soon
cya jord