ive gotta pee
Tu Stultus Es
i bet you have to poop as well
I met this Persian chick on the plane ride back from Denver on Sunday night. She's pretty hot and had huge knockers and she's a history major/religion minor at University of San Diego. I want to motorboat her boobies so bad. I got her number and we've been texting for the last two days. I've never had sex with a 100% Persian before.
does she have that nice creame skin? yum
you were in DENVER? you emo bastard, id've met you there and rousted Boomerjinks. i bet we could've rode in the Ectomobile!KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I met this Persian chick on the plane ride back from Denver on Sunday night.
@ Gooners: it's like olive colored, but she said she's really tan, so maybe.
@ Burnz: Grandma's 90th birthday. I was in Denver/Aurora/Centennial area. I'm a nice grandson.
@ Burnz: Grandma's 90th birthday. I was in Denver/Aurora/Centennial area. I'm a nice grandson.
ya, but ur an inconsiderate member! (see what i did thar) if Grandma lives in walking distance, i'd do it to shake your hand . . . .KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
@ Gooners: it's like olive colored, but she said she's really tan, so maybe.
@ Burnz: Grandma's 90th birthday. I was in Denver/Aurora/Centennial area. I'm a nice grandson.
what a nice day. imma take my camera out for a walk. my camera 'preciates me, unlike some members!
I want's to go scuby diving.
It's a nice day here as well.. but my camera is at the canon service centre at the momentburnzz wrote:
what a nice day. imma take my camera out for a walk. my camera 'preciates me, unlike some members!
I gave that lady a story to tell when she sees her relatives/friends. Also, I would of stopped but she already did and was screaming right into my ear "Jesus Christ!"Superior Mind wrote:
Just made $400 cash. Word.
Also I was walking on the street with my buddy earlier and Jihad is driving by and yells out "Hey Alex!", in the process he almost hit an old lady riding a scooter while he made a left turn.
my best friend is persian. his cousin is so fineKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I met this Persian chick on the plane ride back from Denver on Sunday night. She's pretty hot and had huge knockers and she's a history major/religion minor at University of San Diego. I want to motorboat her boobies so bad. I got her number and we've been texting for the last two days. I've never had sex with a 100% Persian before.
I read it as prison for some reason.whaaaaaaaaaat wrote:
my best friend is persian. his cousin is so fineKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I met this Persian chick on the plane ride back from Denver on Sunday night. She's pretty hot and had huge knockers and she's a history major/religion minor at University of San Diego. I want to motorboat her boobies so bad. I got her number and we've been texting for the last two days. I've never had sex with a 100% Persian before.
my pc is freakin out, man
no u
picture me inside the misery of poverty, no man alive has ever witnessed struggles i survived13/f/taiwan wrote:
I gave that lady a story to tell when she sees her relatives/friends. Also, I would of stopped but she already did and was screaming right into my ear "Jesus Christ!"Superior Mind wrote:
Just made $400 cash. Word.
Also I was walking on the street with my buddy earlier and Jihad is driving by and yells out "Hey Alex!", in the process he almost hit an old lady riding a scooter while he made a left turn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt7dbGRJ41E
Prayin hard for better days, promise to hold on
Me and my dawgs ain't have a choice but to roll on
Me and my dawgs ain't have a choice but to roll on
ugh my wisdom teeth hurt so much
I have to wait til the end of May to get them out.. I'm screwed.
I have to wait til the end of May to get them out.. I'm screwed.
She's hawt too. She's like 5'4" with 34DD's. Like I said, I want to motorboat.seymorebutts443 wrote:
I read it as prison for some reason.whaaaaaaaaaat wrote:
my best friend is persian. his cousin is so fineKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I met this Persian chick on the plane ride back from Denver on Sunday night. She's pretty hot and had huge knockers and she's a history major/religion minor at University of San Diego. I want to motorboat her boobies so bad. I got her number and we've been texting for the last two days. I've never had sex with a 100% Persian before.
lolKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
history major/religion minor
She prolly has flapjack nipples and I must say, I'm not a fan.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
She's hawt too. She's like 5'4" with 34DD's. Like I said, I want to motorboat.seymorebutts443 wrote:
I read it as prison for some reason.whaaaaaaaaaat wrote:
my best friend is persian. his cousin is so fine
morning children. What a nice sleep.
Flapjack nipples?
Heard of burger nips/pizza nips, never heard them be called flapjack nips though.
Heard of burger nips/pizza nips, never heard them be called flapjack nips though.
have her sext you then post it here ken
Yeah, flapjack nips, dinner plates, etc.
as urbandictionary says "nipples of extreme diameter"
as urbandictionary says "nipples of extreme diameter"