I must admit, at first I did not care much for Sh1fty, but after viewing his posts and really letting them sink in I get it. I get it. I.....get.....it.
Shifty is.........a genius.
Not since the vanguard days of this forum and such legendary members as polarbearz, Fancy_Pollux, Supah, Triggerhappy and last but not least, our old friend cdgmn, has a member been so polarizing but yet, so mesmerizing and inspirational to us all. Shifty has been, not only coy with us but at the very same time, very very personal by telling us the story of him raiding his fathers phone only to find him cheating on his mother. I find this type of posting to be a breath of fresh air and very intellectually stimulating.
A true American, Shifty never falters or wains when it comes to defending his country's honor via his thoughtfully expressed words to the rest of this online gaming community and a staunch defender is he of ALL of our 2nd amendment rights. While young in body and mind, the man-boy is wise beyond his years and never hesitates to lend a fellow member, someone whom he has never met in real life, a helping hand and a kind word. A good god-fearing person he is, he is the kind of guy you know you could just come over and sit on his couch and tell him about how your wife ran of with a black man for easy access to drugs.......and by God, he'd give you a broad shoulder to cry on and a warm meal of Cheerio's to put you in a good mood.
I've never met Shifty in real life, I'll probably never have that honor, and I haven't spent a lot of time talking to him here, but I know these testimonies to be true. I feel it down in the deepest cockles of my heart.
I hereby raise a motion and extend a vote that we get Shifty involved more thoroughly in BF2S affairs. Perhaps make him a mod, but at the very least let him start and help him nurture an official bf2s.com youtube channel with daily commentary by Shifty himself. Perhaps instill a mandatory quota that he must make at least 1 thread a day containing incite and advice and I move that there should, AT THE VERY LEAST, be an official Shifty advice thread that would remained stickied for the remainder of the forums life.
For all of those in favor of our favorite member getting mod status or at least a bf2s youtube channel, please stand in your seat and simply type "Aye".
In Shifty we trust.
Much love and respeck,
Cougar
Shifty is.........a genius.
Not since the vanguard days of this forum and such legendary members as polarbearz, Fancy_Pollux, Supah, Triggerhappy and last but not least, our old friend cdgmn, has a member been so polarizing but yet, so mesmerizing and inspirational to us all. Shifty has been, not only coy with us but at the very same time, very very personal by telling us the story of him raiding his fathers phone only to find him cheating on his mother. I find this type of posting to be a breath of fresh air and very intellectually stimulating.
A true American, Shifty never falters or wains when it comes to defending his country's honor via his thoughtfully expressed words to the rest of this online gaming community and a staunch defender is he of ALL of our 2nd amendment rights. While young in body and mind, the man-boy is wise beyond his years and never hesitates to lend a fellow member, someone whom he has never met in real life, a helping hand and a kind word. A good god-fearing person he is, he is the kind of guy you know you could just come over and sit on his couch and tell him about how your wife ran of with a black man for easy access to drugs.......and by God, he'd give you a broad shoulder to cry on and a warm meal of Cheerio's to put you in a good mood.
I've never met Shifty in real life, I'll probably never have that honor, and I haven't spent a lot of time talking to him here, but I know these testimonies to be true. I feel it down in the deepest cockles of my heart.
I hereby raise a motion and extend a vote that we get Shifty involved more thoroughly in BF2S affairs. Perhaps make him a mod, but at the very least let him start and help him nurture an official bf2s.com youtube channel with daily commentary by Shifty himself. Perhaps instill a mandatory quota that he must make at least 1 thread a day containing incite and advice and I move that there should, AT THE VERY LEAST, be an official Shifty advice thread that would remained stickied for the remainder of the forums life.
For all of those in favor of our favorite member getting mod status or at least a bf2s youtube channel, please stand in your seat and simply type "Aye".
In Shifty we trust.
Much love and respeck,
Cougar
