Srs question guys.
My penis is bent. It's always been crooked and it bends to the left rather sharply. Is there anyway to correct this? I think maybe my junk is screwed on wrong because penises in pornos bend up but mine bends to the left.
My wife likes it most of the time because she says it hits a spot inside her vageena that most penises can't hit but some times she says it's rubbing her the wrong way.
I ask this now because I wanted to show it to some chick that wanted to see it because I told her I had a 9 inch hard hammer penis, but then I became embarrassed and chickened out because, in reality, it actually looks like a 7 1/2 inch banana with a mole on it. I think this may be because I'm right handed and I used to masturbate ALOT when I was a kid. I grew up in the country and there was nothing better to do than to be jerkin da gerkin.
Is there like an ointment or topical cream or maybe some sort of fastening device I can strap to my wang to make it straight again? Or am I destined to always be hangin long and hairy and a little to the left?
Please, only serious replies requested. Also pic related.
[img]http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/1228/penisp.th.jpg[/img
My penis is bent. It's always been crooked and it bends to the left rather sharply. Is there anyway to correct this? I think maybe my junk is screwed on wrong because penises in pornos bend up but mine bends to the left.
My wife likes it most of the time because she says it hits a spot inside her vageena that most penises can't hit but some times she says it's rubbing her the wrong way.
I ask this now because I wanted to show it to some chick that wanted to see it because I told her I had a 9 inch hard hammer penis, but then I became embarrassed and chickened out because, in reality, it actually looks like a 7 1/2 inch banana with a mole on it. I think this may be because I'm right handed and I used to masturbate ALOT when I was a kid. I grew up in the country and there was nothing better to do than to be jerkin da gerkin.
Is there like an ointment or topical cream or maybe some sort of fastening device I can strap to my wang to make it straight again? Or am I destined to always be hangin long and hairy and a little to the left?
Please, only serious replies requested. Also pic related.
[img]http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/1228/penisp.th.jpg[/img