-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5881|Ventura, California
So I was just watching the reporting of this big Christian event I went to (1600 people went) and they're all interviewing tons of people and I walk RIGHT BEHIND the guy being interviewed.

I didn't even notice he had a camera pointed at his face. I was too busy trying to fine somebody

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/50801/TVVVVV.jpg

I just thought I'd share this moment with you before I become world famous (jk)

Right so I'm the guy just to the right of the guys head, you should see the video, it's funny xD

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I'm happy for you.
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congrats
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+946|7217|Marathon, Florida Keys
once the weather channel was filming for a hurricane in my town and i drove right by them because when i was watching it on TV i saw my truck go by lol
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Poseidon
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+3,253|6945|Long Island, New York
Looks like a marine to me.
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Awwww... I thought it was Cops
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
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-Sh1fty- wrote:

I was too busy trying to fine somebody
What for?
Jebus
Looking for my Scooper
+218|6172|Belgium
So you're christian?
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|7062

DrunkFace wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I was too busy trying to fine somebody
What for?
open container
looks like you and the dude in the cam are hangin out
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|7062

I've been on TV too; I've even been a leading actor, said lines, been the focus on-screen, y'know.
But you don't see me bragging about it.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Because I'm a shitty actor and it was for my job at the campus tv station that only broadcasts to the dorms and only about 2 people out of a few thousand watch.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7081|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
I been on the telly, it was the news, Cardiff and Stoke fans fighting throwing bottles, carrier bags full of stones and stones etc.  After it finished 3 people are making their way back to the car on the news, we are watching it and none of us realised at first it was us.

Moll's been on National Telly speaking Welsh, 99% of the population (that watched it) including me were like 'what the fuck did she just say, I didnt understand a word of it'.

I have no idea where she gets that from ...
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7081|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Is the fella with the long hair Jesus?  Looks like him
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we know what show you were really on



































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AussieReaper
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1927 wrote:

Is the fella with the long hair Jesus?  Looks like him
He doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentleman.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
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>Big Christian event

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JadedDope
Arizona Bound.
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I have been on cops lol
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5881|Ventura, California

DrunkFace wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I was too busy trying to fine somebody
What for?
The girl I like was who I was trying to find
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
KuSTaV
noice
+947|6919|Gold Coast
That picture scares me.
Dunno why.
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-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5881|Ventura, California


Pussy
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
ruisleipa
Member
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-Sh1fty- wrote:

DrunkFace wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I was too busy trying to fine somebody
What for?
The girl I like was who I was trying to find
You're a Christian. you can't have sex.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5881|Ventura, California

ruisleipa wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

DrunkFace wrote:


What for?
The girl I like was who I was trying to find
You're a Christian. you can't have sex.
Who said anything about sex?

Shut up Ruis
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7187|Great Brown North

-Sh1fty- wrote:

ruisleipa wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:


The girl I like was who I was trying to find
You're a Christian. you can't have sex.
Who said anything about sex?

Shut up Ruis
so... you're a teen and just want to be friends with the girl you like?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|7062

krazed wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

ruisleipa wrote:


You're a Christian. you can't have sex.
Who said anything about sex?

Shut up Ruis
so... you're a teen and just want to be friends with the girl you like?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
He's right.
YOU MUST NOT DENY YOUR TRUE INTENTIONS! Succumb to the feelings within! The Devil taunts you!
Blade4509
Wrench turnin' fool
+202|5916|America

1927 wrote:

Is the fella with the long hair Jesus?  Looks like him
How do you know what Jesus looks like?
"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"

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