Shit, poor house here I come. Anyone with a girl have any protips? (nb4 perverts)
Shit, poor house here I come. Anyone with a girl have any protips? (nb4 perverts)
April fool!
The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
Send her back with a sticker that says defective...'cuz we are...lol
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from the horse's mouthtuckergustav wrote:
Send her back with a sticker that says defective...'cuz we are...lol
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
uh...excuuuse me? You just call me a horse?...reportedFlaming_Maniac wrote:
from the horse's mouthtuckergustav wrote:
Send her back with a sticker that says defective...'cuz we are...lol
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she'll find all these topics of yours when she's older, that'll be some lulz right there
lol, yeah...no.Mekstizzle wrote:
she'll find all these topics of yours when she's older, that'll be some lulz right there
Like this site will be findable in archives in 10 years. Beyond that, how would she know his username unless he's stupid enough to tell her?
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Sell her to a sex slave trade at the age of 12. They pay top dollar for white American girls.
Well I dunno, never say neverPochsy wrote:
lol, yeah...no.Mekstizzle wrote:
she'll find all these topics of yours when she's older, that'll be some lulz right there
Like this site will be findable in archives in 10 years. Beyond that, how would she know his username unless he's stupid enough to tell her?
Don't rape her. Or hatchet her head.Iconic Irony wrote:
Anyone with a girl have any protips?
Shit dude, how did babby formed?
He formed babby quite a while ago, he accidently in his wife's base lelz.The Sheriff wrote:
Shit dude, how did babby formed?
Don't pull an Austrian and buy a lot of guns when she reaches 13 yrs old and pull the old war vet card whenever she brings a boy home.
I know he was expecting, I just need to know how to form babby, accidently in sum1z base eh? might try it.
Dude...Do you realize you are talking about your future child here? And you're letting people joke about it.
congrats on having sex
Tu Stultus Es
He was going to leave his girlfriend before they found out she was pregnant, now they're married.Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
Dude...Do you realize you are talking about your future child here? And you're letting people joke about it.
$10 Cougar kills it with an axe after it shoots him with an air rifle.
He got her pregnants after he got married.The Sheriff wrote:
He was going to leave his girlfriend before they found out she was pregnant, now they're married.Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
Dude...Do you realize you are talking about your future child here? And you're letting people joke about it.
$10 Cougar kills it with an axe after it shoots him with an air rifle.
Oh, yeah he was going to get divorced then she got pregnant right?
Knew it was something along the lines of that
Knew it was something along the lines of that
It's still wrong imo. Oh well. Americans.The Sheriff wrote:
He was going to leave his girlfriend before they found out she was pregnant, now they're married.Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
Dude...Do you realize you are talking about your future child here? And you're letting people joke about it.
$10 Cougar kills it with an axe after it shoots him with an air rifle.
Christ, take a joke.Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
It's still wrong imo. Oh well. Americans.The Sheriff wrote:
He was going to leave his girlfriend before they found out she was pregnant, now they're married.Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
Dude...Do you realize you are talking about your future child here? And you're letting people joke about it.
$10 Cougar kills it with an axe after it shoots him with an air rifle.
