i'm pretty sure metal was born without his sarcasm detector...Jenspm wrote:
Christ, take a joke.Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
It's still wrong imo. Oh well. Americans.The Sheriff wrote:
He was going to leave his girlfriend before they found out she was pregnant, now they're married.
$10 Cougar kills it with an axe after it shoots him with an air rifle.
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Oh, did fanny packs go out of style? I still like mine. I keep my ritalin and zoloft in it.tuckergustav wrote:
i'm pretty sure metal was born without his sarcasm detector...Jenspm wrote:
Christ, take a joke.Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
It's still wrong imo. Oh well. Americans.
oh, and he wears fanny packs in the front...
bwahahahaha...<3Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
*joke taken*
AND I WORE IT ONLY ONCE OKAY
Would you take offense if I told you I planned to wear the baby as a hat?Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
It's still wrong imo. Oh well. Americans.The Sheriff wrote:
He was going to leave his girlfriend before they found out she was pregnant, now they're married.Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
Dude...Do you realize you are talking about your future child here? And you're letting people joke about it.
$10 Cougar kills it with an axe after it shoots him with an air rifle.
Heh. If I had a daughter, I'd take her to the shooting range for some lessons.Cybargs wrote:
He formed babby quite a while ago, he accidently in his wife's base lelz.The Sheriff wrote:
Shit dude, how did babby formed?
Don't pull an Austrian and buy a lot of guns when she reaches 13 yrs old and pull the old war vet card whenever she brings a boy home.
Claymore panties are you safest bet.Ilocano wrote:
Heh. If I had a daughter, I'd take her to the shooting range for some lessons.Cybargs wrote:
He formed babby quite a while ago, he accidently in his wife's base lelz.The Sheriff wrote:
Shit dude, how did babby formed?
Don't pull an Austrian and buy a lot of guns when she reaches 13 yrs old and pull the old war vet card whenever she brings a boy home.
ouchCybargs wrote:
Claymore panties are you safest bet.Ilocano wrote:
Heh. If I had a daughter, I'd take her to the shooting range for some lessons.Cybargs wrote:
He formed babby quite a while ago, he accidently in his wife's base lelz.
Don't pull an Austrian and buy a lot of guns when she reaches 13 yrs old and pull the old war vet card whenever she brings a boy home.
How could you even do that?Iconic Irony wrote:
Would you take offense if I told you I planned to wear the baby as a hat?Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
It's still wrong imo. Oh well. Americans.The Sheriff wrote:
He was going to leave his girlfriend before they found out she was pregnant, now they're married.
$10 Cougar kills it with an axe after it shoots him with an air rifle.
very very carefully.Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
How could you even do that?Iconic Irony wrote:
Would you take offense if I told you I planned to wear the baby as a hat?Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
It's still wrong imo. Oh well. Americans.
Yeah! why not, i learned to shoot when i was young myself.. perhaps 10 or 11?Ilocano wrote:
Heh. If I had a daughter, I'd take her to the shooting range for some lessons.Cybargs wrote:
He formed babby quite a while ago, he accidently in his wife's base lelz.The Sheriff wrote:
Shit dude, how did babby formed?
Don't pull an Austrian and buy a lot of guns when she reaches 13 yrs old and pull the old war vet card whenever she brings a boy home.
Yea, girls are easier the first part of their lives and then it's hell. Boys are the opposite.Iconic Irony wrote:
Anyone with a girl have any protips? (nb4 perverts)
Stubbee wrote:
April fool!
my daughter goes to the range with me all the time. she shoots my M1, AK and .40 centurian and does better then alot of the boys that goKimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
Yeah! why not, i learned to shoot when i was young myself.. perhaps 10 or 11?Ilocano wrote:
Heh. If I had a daughter, I'd take her to the shooting range for some lessons.Cybargs wrote:
He formed babby quite a while ago, he accidently in his wife's base lelz.
Don't pull an Austrian and buy a lot of guns when she reaches 13 yrs old and pull the old war vet card whenever she brings a boy home.
u never know lol chew will be in his 60's still trying to maintain this site lol jk but yeah congratz on the babyPochsy wrote:
lol, yeah...no.Mekstizzle wrote:
she'll find all these topics of yours when she's older, that'll be some lulz right there
Like this site will be findable in archives in 10 years. Beyond that, how would she know his username unless he's stupid enough to tell her?
pics of daughterChristbane wrote:
I have a 19 yo daughter she was a dream and no trouble at all until she hit 15 then it was HELL!!! she is gorgeous so that made things even worse! So yeah enjoy the first 13 or so years and then be ready to loose your mind. she is much better now so it all works out in the end. I would not trade her for anything.
That's why you get claymore panties..:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
i have a little sister that im super protective of i cant even imagine having a daughter...i would be worried all the time and wouldn't let her do anything lol
that's why you use birth controlCybargs wrote:
That's why you get claymore panties..:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
i have a little sister that im super protective of i cant even imagine having a daughter...i would be worried all the time and wouldn't let her do anything lol
