I had del taco yesterday
I really need to go hit up vons. or I could order a pizza
I really need to go hit up vons. or I could order a pizza
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As long as you have a penis I don't see why it wouldn't work.whaaaaaaaaaat wrote:
ya. i want to fuck my neighbor but im a pussy
pretty sure she wants it. i cant just go knock on her door tho
That would be a little weird, however I'm sure you could think up a suitable reason for going over.
Yes you can, she's your neighborwhaaaaaaaaaat wrote:
pretty sure she wants it. i cant just go knock on her door tho
ya but what if i pin'd ig
Side note: Anyone else hate YouTube's new layout? They change that shit almost as much as facebook ffs.
can i borrow a cup of sugar?
How the fuck did Liverpool not score
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ig forgot to mention that she was 15
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so should I order a pizza or go to the super market, first person to answer gets to decide.
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Then come back a short time later with a cake and tell her thanks and that you made this for her. Then throw it on her so it gets all over her and then say oh sorry about that lemme help clean it up. Then start licking her tits. Also get a bunch of icing on your finger and seductively put it in her mouth.whaaaaaaaaaat wrote:
can i borrow a cup of sugar?
11b, go to the market. Healthier and cheaper.
/case closed
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fuck I was hoping youd say pizza
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chinese food on easter yo
As a student who hates to have to put effort into his meals, I say pizza.eleven bravo wrote:
fuck I was hoping youd say pizza
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i camemtb0minime wrote:
Then come back a short time later with a cake and tell her thanks and that you made this for her. Then throw it on her so it gets all over her and then say oh sorry about that lemme help clean it up. Then start licking her tits. Also get a bunch of icing on your finger and seductively put it in her mouth.whaaaaaaaaaat wrote:
can i borrow a cup of sugar?
11b, go to the market. Healthier and cheaper.
/case closed
I think im leaning on pizza now
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Better idea, "Oh I happen to have this bottle of vodka that is nearing its 'Use by' date, could you help me finish it?" *Cue drunk fucking on her living room floor*whaaaaaaaaaat wrote:
can i borrow a cup of sugar?
ya but i dont have shit and its sunday
and its better for the environmentghettoperson wrote:
As a student who hates to have to put effort into his meals, I say pizza.eleven bravo wrote:
fuck I was hoping youd say pizza
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So go buy some. And who doesn't like to get fucked up on a Sunday?whaaaaaaaaaat wrote:
ya but i dont have shit and its sunday
@11B: Yeah that too...
sucks to live in the southwhaaaaaaaaaat wrote:
ya but i dont have shit and its sunday
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cant buy alcohol in ga on sunday
Oh right, I forgot about your gay alcohol laws. I can't believe southern states are considered part of the free world.