HaiBai
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
+304|5891|Bolingbrook, Illinois
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari’s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her vagina, hitting them walls. I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn’t disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,746|7144|Cinncinatti
wat

/ban
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13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6904

plagirism
BeardedHobo
Will post for food
+53|5588|Flying in my boxcar.

RTHKI wrote:

wat

/ban
HaiBai
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
+304|5891|Bolingbrook, Illinois
SORYY SORY

sawce

Last edited by HaiBai (2010-04-12 20:04:44)

RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,746|7144|Cinncinatti

burnzz wrote:

plagirism
that too.

Rule 20: Plagiarism is not cool. If you find something funny on the vastness of the internets and wish to share it with your fellow bf2s forum goer, GIVE THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR/ARTIST CREDIT! This is a serious offense that will no longer be tolerated.


ahh beaten. link to porn /ban

Last edited by RTHKI (2010-04-12 20:03:31)

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jsnipy
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Trotskygrad
бля
+354|6406|Vortex Ring State
This is like Jizz chemist but worse.
TheDonkey
Eat my bearrrrrrrrrrr, Tonighttt
+163|6124|Vancouver, BC, Canada

Like 5th post on that site, from OP wrote:

I copy pasted it from another website...
jsnipy
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TheDonkey wrote:

Like 5th post on that site, from OP wrote:

I copy pasted it from another website...
sorry i could not be bothered to read it ... but ur cool
phishsux
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+131|5539
why is this open
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6904

phishsux wrote:

why is this open
Admin/Mods Online: 0
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6719

phishsux wrote:

why is this open
Because you touch yourselfmek at night
Arc
silly one-liner
+24|6866|Ontario

phishsux wrote:

why is this open
Because it is relevant to the general interest of the forum.
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6936|Global Command

HaiBai wrote:

My 30 inch dick is going inside of her vagina, hitting them walls. I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn’t disagree with them.

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Arc
silly one-liner
+24|6866|Ontario

HaiBai wrote:

I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick.
lol
iNeedUrFace4Soup
fuck it
+348|6953
Copypasta. Stolen from my autobiography.
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hi
+322|6773|California
wow haibai get some original shit
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|7114|67.222.138.85
okay

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