west-phoenix-az
Guns don't kill people. . . joe bidens advice does
+632|6796
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1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7080|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
I continually get given medical advice that I should get my 'partner' (cheeky fuckers being all politically correct and kind of making out I could be a poof) to shave my arse crack.  The idea is this would stop my getting them nasty abcesses.  Well I havent had one for months n months now so I aint doing it.

I had my back waxed a month ago for that naked waiter gig.

I had my chest waxed as some of you may remember a while ago now

DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7039|Finland

I shave my chest (because I have a total of 7 chest hairs, looks stupid otherwise) and trim my armpits (armpit sweat doesn't reek when you do). Negative on the butt 'n back shaving; I'm as hairy as an egg.
I need around tree fiddy.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6881|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Anal bleach?
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7039|Finland

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Anal bleach?
Never crossed my mind, but now that you mention it..

..still no.
I need around tree fiddy.
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|7062

I don't shave my butt/back/chest/armpits/legs at all. Never will, either.

at stupid chest hair. Maybe I should shave that though. For some reason it starts in the middle but only goes up to one side. So it basically looks like this...
/
|

instead of the usual
\w/
  |
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7080|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

mtb0minime wrote:

I don't shave my butt/back/chest/armpits/legs at all. Never will, either.

at stupid chest hair. Maybe I should shave that though. For some reason it starts in the middle but only goes up to one side. So it basically looks like this...
/
|

instead of the usual
\w/
  |
Cuzzla's chest is like that, pics of him in the naked waiter thread.  Ive only ever seen it on him before but by the sounds of it its common.
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|7062

Guess one side of my body went through puberty and the other didn't.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
That explains the tiny right nut

Now that I think of it, when I was starting to grow thick facial hair (not the peach fuzz), it started coming in on one side under my neck first.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5881|Ventura, California
I don't shave anything, I don't even trim anything. As far as armpit smell, I just use a good deodorant and make sure I'm not too hot so I don't sweat too much.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|7072|NT, like Mick Dundee

mtb0minime wrote:

Guess one side of my body went through puberty and the other didn't.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
That explains the tiny right nut

Now that I think of it, when I was starting to grow thick facial hair (not the peach fuzz), it started coming in on one side under my neck first.
You may not karma blah blah blah...


Me I've never had a reason to do any of that sort of thing. So I don't.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
jord
Member
+2,382|7085|The North, beyond the wall.
I trim with scissors, shaving makes it itch
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6896|Gogledd Cymru

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I don't shave anything, I don't even trim anything.
Most 12 year olds don't either.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7080|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

The Sheriff wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I don't shave anything, I don't even trim anything.
Most 12 year olds don't either.
Claimed Father O'Donnell on a recent trip to The Vatican
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|7072|NT, like Mick Dundee

Snap!
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6881|6 6 4 oh, I forget

https://img7.imageshack.us/img7/5808/vatican.jpg
KuSTaV
noice
+947|6918|Gold Coast
Butt? No.
Back? No.
Chest? Its symbolic of my manliness.
Armpits? Noooo.
Legs? No.
noice                                                                                                        https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/awsmsanta.png
Jean_Peste_tu?
Yes I Do
+44|7027|Auteuil, Laval
Shave my arms with my chisels to see if they are sharp enough but otherwise nothing get shaved beside the face.
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6679
Face and balls. I'm straight.
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|7072|NT, like Mick Dundee

Jean_Peste_tu? wrote:

Shave my arms with my chisels to see if they are sharp enough but otherwise nothing get shaved beside the face.
That's not really shaving m8.


Btw what do you do? Carpentry? Woodwork? I only really need chisels for hanging doors. We use a shitload of steel and various plasterboards here.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6985|Columbus, OH
I shave my face nothing else.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6896|Gogledd Cymru

loubot wrote:

I shave my face nothing else.
I also trim downstairs, don't shave it though.
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6985|Columbus, OH

The Sheriff wrote:

loubot wrote:

I shave my face nothing else.
I also trim downstairs, don't shave it though.
I dont even trim, it would be a lot of frivolous work if I did
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5881|Ventura, California

The Sheriff wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I don't shave anything, I don't even trim anything.
Most 12 year olds don't either.
Add 5
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6985|Columbus, OH
lift weights sh1fty and get the testosterones flowing, it ought to give you some chest hairs
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7080|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

The Sheriff wrote:

loubot wrote:

I shave my face nothing else.
I also trim downstairs, don't shave it though.
I have, walked into cricket dressing rooms, laid my bag down (ughhhh kit bag), dropped my 'degggs' and announced, 'fucking hell boys look at this' and there I am, hands on hips, shorts and pants just above my knees doing a 'no handed cock slap'

'slap slap slap'.

They wern't as suprised as I thought they would of been

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