BF2S Forums How to Drink Tequilla

burnzz wrote:

Kmarion wrote:

I have to get this PSA out there before May 5th ya know :-)

i don't know why, but everyone here thinks Cuervo Gold is good. if they only knew . . .

wut

it tastes terrible

JohnG@lt wrote:

I was in the army and had a much higher tolerance back then

what a wonderfully metaphorical statement!

And there was me thinking you're supposed to lick salt of a girl's body, let her pour a shot into your mouth and then take the lemon from her mouth using your mouth.

liquidat0r wrote:

And there was me thinking you're supposed to lick salt of a girl's body, let her pour a shot into your mouth and then take the lemon from her mouth using your mouth.

that doesn't work after you*re married.

Well then Kmarion you find me somewhere in Britain that sells a good tequila for a reasonable price (under £15) then you can tell students that.

Kmarion wrote:

Noobeater wrote:

Well then Kmarion you find me somewhere in Britain that sells a good tequila for a reasonable price (under £15) then you can tell students that.

I can guide you to what I like.. your cost, I can't do anything about. Although I will say that when you're sipping it over the rocks you'll get a better value. You'll be drinking it over a longer period of time, it will taste better than the cat urine you've been slamming, and it won't put you on the verge of suicide.

I tend to avoid anything that requires slamming out of principle i.e. all tequila till now. :p

EDIT:

No pounds for ye wenches either.

Last edited by Noobeater (2010-04-16 15:00:54)

Kmarion wrote:

11 Bravo wrote:

Kmarion wrote:

For a lot of people yea. However most people don't know the right way to drink it.. and thus the topic.

i havent touched that stuff since 1998.  but, i may give it another go.  not sure i like needing instructions for a fucking drink but ill give it a try.

The American tradition of drinking tequila is shooting it with lime and salt. That is because they have been fed crap by Mexicans and they need to mask the taste. Try a good Tequila.. Patron.. Don Julio. Different experience, superior taste.

Only time I ever had tequila was Patron... tasted great, nothing at all like most hard alcohols.

Winston_Churchill wrote:

Kmarion wrote:

11 Bravo wrote:

i havent touched that stuff since 1998.  but, i may give it another go.  not sure i like needing instructions for a fucking drink but ill give it a try.

The American tradition of drinking tequila is shooting it with lime and salt. That is because they have been fed crap by Mexicans and they need to mask the taste. Try a good Tequila.. Patron.. Don Julio. Different experience, superior taste.

Only time I ever had tequila was Patron... tasted great, nothing at all like most hard alcohols.

Someone cared enough about you to treat you to the good stuff.

perfect tequila drinking music..


Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl.
Night-time would find me in Rosa's cantina;
Music would play and Felina would whirl.

Blacker than night were the eyes of Felina,
Wicked and evil while casting a spell.
My love was deep for this Mexican maiden;
I was in love but in vain, I could tell.

One night a wild young cowboy came in,
Wild as the West Texas wind.
Dashing and daring,
A drink he was sharing
With wicked Felina,
The girl that I loved.

So in anger I
Challenged his right for the love of this maiden.
Down went his hand for the gun that he wore.
My challenge was answered in less than a heart-beat;
The handsome young stranger lay dead on the floor.

Just for a moment I stood there in silence,
Shocked by the FOUL EVIL deed I had done.
Many thoughts raced through my mind as I stood there;
I had but one chance and that was to run.

Out through the back door of Rosa's I ran,
Out where the horses were tied.
I caught a good one.
It looked like it could run.
Up on its back
And away I did ride,

Just as fast as I

Could from the West Texas town of El Paso
Out to the bad-lands of New Mexico.

Back in El Paso my life would be worthless.
Everything's gone in life; nothing is left.
It's been so long since I've seen the young maiden
My love is stronger than my fear of death.

I saddled up and away I did go,
Riding alone in the dark.
Maybe tomorrow
A bullet may find me.
Tonight nothing's worse than this
Pain in my heart.

And at last here I

Am on the hill overlooking El Paso;
I can see Rosa's cantina below.
My love is strong and it pushes me onward.
Down off the hill to Felina I go.

Off to my right I see five mounted cowboys;
Off to my left ride a dozen or more.
Shouting and shooting I can't let them catch me.
I have to make it to Rosa's back door.

Something is dreadfully wrong for I feel
A deep burning pain in my side.
Though I am trying
To stay in the saddle,
I'm getting weary,
Unable to ride.

But my love for

Felina is strong and I rise where I've fallen,
Though I am weary I can't stop to rest.
I see the white puff of smoke from the rifle.
I feel the bullet go deep in my chest.

From out of nowhere Felina has found me,
Kissing my cheek as she kneels by my side.
Cradled by two loving arms that I'll die for,
One little kiss and Felina, good-bye.

^Shmuck

burnzz wrote:

i do know - you don't want that piss lookin stuff sold in Mason jars with the worm on the bottom.

That's mezcal.  different critter.

Tequila gets a bad rep because of all the cheap, cut swill like cuervo.

A good reposado can be enjoyed like scotch or cognac.

I find tequila disgusting.  Doesn't stop me from taking the occasional shot though.  This thread makes me want to throw up

The best kind of tequila.