I applied for the position of Prison Officer a few months back and after passing my Officer assessments i have been given the position i applied for.
Yay for me.
Yay for me.
You'll be the first person I know to purposely drop the soap by your shower buddy's feet.
I heard the prison service was full up and not taking on.
Anyway congrats, you can make some good money smuggling stuff in.
Anyway congrats, you can make some good money smuggling stuff in.
Go get 'em tiger. And stop talking in third person you stuck up cunt!
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Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
Yeah. Enjoy that for a depressing job.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
post pics of your daily conquests please.
also, i now imagine you as Fenner from Bad Girls.
also, i now imagine you as Fenner from Bad Girls.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
try not to get shot or stabbed not sure if ur prisons are bad as ours here... anyways gl
say hi to Uzique for me!
ahhhh like a real life mod then.
Skills baggs, good luck in the job mate
Skills baggs, good luck in the job mate
I imagine British prison being exactly as depicted in A Clockwork Orange.
Let me know.
Let me know.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
you get paid to watch sodomy
Tu Stultus Es
Where do I apply? I'm already doing it for free on my own timeeleven bravo wrote:
you get paid to watch sodomy
Pochsy wrote:
I imagine British prison being exactly as depicted in A Clockwork Orange.
Let me know.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
just kill somebody or steal a car, that way you don't just WATCH it, you're part of it! and they give you a roof and three meals! get in while the getting's good!mtb0minime wrote:
Where do I apply? I'm already doing it for free on my own timeeleven bravo wrote:
you get paid to watch sodomy
jord hit the nail, you now have a wonderful opportunity to make some serious cash, and some serious contacts if you play your cards right. yay bags
congratz will you be able to say inb4lock?
Maybe you'll meet uzique!
This demands a "real world facts" about prison.
Are you going to help people smuggle weapons and drugs into prison?
Watch out for prisoners building castles in the courtyard......
prison guards get killed all the time so good luck with that
Tu Stultus Es
eleven bravo wrote:
prison guards get killed all the time so good luck with that
13/f/taiwan wrote:
Are you going to help people smuggle weapons and drugs into prison?
The Green Mile your favorite movie?