This is a story that I wrote a while ago. I hope that you guys like it.
It's called Star Wars.
So the story starts out with this giant triangle ship in space shooting a smaller ship. Then this really small ship flies over to the second ship. So then on the second ship there are these dudes with guns and weird helmets and shit. So then the door blows up and a bunch of Nazis come out and start shooting the guys with the weird helmets. The Nazis win the battle. Then a Cyborg-Nazi in black comes out and yells at people and shit. Then there is this chick talking to a robot that looks like a garbage can. Then the garbage can robot goes with this really gay robot, like this robot cannot be gayer. This is the gayest God-Damn robot ever. Like this robot is a total turd-pusher. Sure you're thinking that robots have no sex drive and thus cannot be gay, but this one is gay anyway. It makes no sense but who cares, it's my fucking story. So the gay robot and the garbage can robot get onto an escape pod and shoot off to the dessert planet below. And the Cyborg-Nazi captures the chick.
So the robots are on the planet and they can captured by these little guys in robes. The guys in robes then sell them to this middle-aged man and his nephew. His nephew is really whining and shit, like he whines about a ton of shit. So then the whiny nephew guy is cleaning the trash can robot and he presses the button and the robot plays the message that the chick put on him. The message says something about some guy that the whiny kid knows, so the robot runs away. So the whiny kid takes the gay robot and they go in their car to the trash-can robot, but they get attacked by guys and are all like "OH NOSE!" But then an old guy comes, waves his dildo around and the bad guys run away. So then they go to the old guy's pedo-lair where he tells the whiny kid that his dad was jedi, and he gives the whiny kid his dad's dildo. So then they go back in the car and they see the guys who sold the whiny kid the robot had been killed by the Nazis. So the whiny kid goes back to his uncle and sees he is dead. So he gets all sad. And sad music plays in the background. And then the old man comes and is says "we gotta get the robots to the guys with the weird helmets from earlier in the story, they live on this one planet so we should go there."
So they go to the city to get a starship to the place. So when in the city the Nazis ask for the robots, but the old guy says that these aren't the robots they were looking for (even though they were). Then the Nazis say "These aren't the robot's we're looking for" and continue on their way. So then the robots and the whiny kid and the old man go to a bar to get starship. In the bar some guy shoots a green guy, so then the old guy talks to this furry who knows that guy and they all go to the guy's ship. When everyone (the whiny kid, old man, gay robot, trash-can robot, guy from the bar who shot that green guy, and the furry) gets to the guy from the bar who shot that green guy's ship, the Nazis start shooting them.
Then one of the Nazi generals blows up that chick's planet, he did it for the lulz. So then the other guys (furry, old guy, etc.) get to their planet, but it's the planet that just got blown up. So then they are captured by the Nazi ship that just killed the planet. When on board they all hid in the floor and steal the Nazi uniforms. Then the old guy runs off and the whiny kid, guy from the bar that shot that green guy and the furry go to the brig. The robots are captured and go to the place. So then the two guys and the furry shoot some Nazis in the brig, find the chick from earlier and the four of them jump into trash to hide from the Nazis. The robots get them out of the trash. Then the old guy meets the Cyborg Nazi and the swing their dildos at each other a bit. The Cyborg Nazi kills the old guy and the whiny kid is all like "NO!" Then they all head to another planet where more of the guys with the weird helmets from the beginning live.
At the place they learn that how to blow up the Nazi ship that killed the planet. But then the guy from the bar who shot the green guy and the furry are all like "For God's sake fuck this shit" and they leave. So then the whiny kid takes the trash can robot onto a starfighter and he goes with some other guys in starfighters to kill the Nazi ship. The other guys get killed allot by the Nazis and then that Cyborg-Nazi is going to kill the whiny kill when the guy from the bar comes in and shoots the Cyborg-Nazi. Then the whiny kid fires rocket-missiles at the ship's vagina and it blows up. And then they all go back and get medals.
The end.
OF EPISODE 1!!!
Episode 2: Judgment Day
So then all the guys are on the snow planet. Well not the Nazis, not yet anyway. So the whiny kid and the guy from the bar are in the snow and shooting Nazi robots. Then the whiny kid is captured by a furry (not the same furry from Episode 1: Attack of the Clones, this one is white and has horns while the other one is brown and doesn't have horns). So he uses his dad's dildo to kill it. Then he sees the zombie-ghost of t he old guy who says to find this green midget who lives in a swamp and is totally not a pedophile. Then the whiny kid passes out in the snow so they guy from the bar saves him. Then they put the whiny kid in a tank of goo. Then the Nazis find their place so they send giant dinosaur robots to kill them. The not the Nazis then shoot giant laser beams at the Nazi ships and begin evacuating their place as they try to fight off the Nazis. The Nazis robots are too strong and big so the guys need to trip them with rope. Then the gay robot, the guy from the bar, the chick and the brown furry get on the guy from the bar's ship because the Nazis over ran the base. The whiny kid gets in a ship too with the trash can robot and goes to the swamp place.
At the swamp place the whiny kid finds the green midget and says that to get the Plasmids and shit that lets you through shit around with your mind that he has gotta run around in the woods and carry rocks and shit. So the kid is all like "For God's sake, fuck this shit." But he does it anyway because the zombie ghost of the old guy (who totally wasn't his mind's reaction to any blood-loss or hypothermia or anything) told him too.
So back to the other guys. They're all in the ship trying to avoid the Nazis and shit so they go into a bunch of rocks and shit in space and try to escape the Nazis. They can't so they hide behind one of the Nazi ships long enough for the Nazis to all go "For God's sake, fuck this shit" and give up. So then the guy from the bar says that he is friends with the African American guy from the cloud planet, so they decide to go their.
So the whiny kid then tells the green midget that the other guys are in trouble, so the whiny kid takes the trash-can robot and flies to the cloud planet. At the cloud planet, the guy from the bar meets his African American friend. But then he sees the Cyborg-Nazi so the Cyborg-Nazi captures them. Then the whiny kid comes in. But the gay robot was already disassembled and the guy from the bar was frozen in some metal looking shit that isn't metal and can remain frozen at room temperature but it's liquid state isn't so hot that it wouldn't kill him when he is frozen. So then the whiny kid pulls out his dildo and attacks the Cyborg-Nazi, while the chick, the furry, the African American and the robots run away. So then the Cyborg-Nazi and the whiny kid are fighting with their dildos when the Cyborg-Nazi cuts off the whiny kid's arm. It's not that bad though, it's only his left arm so he can still jack-off and shit. Then the Cyborg-Nazi says that he is the whiny kid's dad, and the whiny kid is all like "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-" Then the whiny kid falls off the place and is at the bottom of the city and shit. So then for some reason the chick tells the African American guy that the whiny kid is their so they go to pick him up. Then the whiny kid gets a robot arm and the furry and the African American go off to get the guy from the bar.
The end.
OF EPISODE 2!
Episode 3: Electric Boogaloo.
So then it's back on the desert planet and shit. And the robots are in the pedo-lair of some fat slug thing, and they see the frozen guy from the bar on the wall. Then this dude shows up and is threatening to go Al-Qaeda on the place if the slug doesn't give up the guy from the bar. Then it's the night and shit and the dude takes the helmet off and his really the chick. So she unfreezes him but gets captured and put into BDSM gear by the slug guy. So then the whiny kid comes and he's dressed like a ninja, so you know he means to fuck some shit up. He get thrown into a pit with a big monster which he kills. Then he escapes, but gets captured again. So the slug is going to feed them to vagina monster, but the trash can robot shoots the whiny kid's dildo out (not his dad's dildo from before his dad was a Cyborg Nazi like the one he had been using. This is his own, new dildo), and he grabs it and starts rolling on fools. Then the chick uses the BDSM gear to strangle the slug. And they all escape, including the robots.
Then the whiny kid goes back to the swamp planet and asks the green midget if the Cyborg-Nazi is really his dad. The green midget says "No shit he's your dad." Then the green midget dies and the whiny kid whines to the zombie-ghost of the old guy from Episode 1: Attack of the Clones for not saying that they Cyborg-Nazi was his dad.
Then all the guys are back on the ships of the guys with the weird helmets, and now some old lady and a fish dude are explaining how the Nazis are rebuilding their ship that they killed in Episode 1: Attack of the Clones. Also the African American guy is a general now. So their plan to kill it is that the guy from the bar, the chick, the robots, the furry and the whiny kid go down to this planet and kill the Nazis' shield generator, then the fish guy and the African American guy can kill the big Nazi ship.
So then the Chick, robots, furry, etc. go to the planet and are capture by these annoying teddy-bear creatures. These things are really annoy and you can't fucking wait for the Nazis to fucking pwn these little shits.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
You only get to see the Nazis kill one of these shits, so yeah, YBHT
So then the whiny-kid uses the Plasmids that the green-midget taught him to convince them that he and the gay robot (it makes no sense why you would bring a gay robot with you for a stealthy sabotage mission, I mean the trash-can robot can at least hack stuff and carry your dildo, but whatever) are gods. Then the Nazis come and start shooting shit. So then the guys with the weird helmets (who don't have as weird helmets anymore) get send down to help them out. Then they kill some Nazi Harley-Davidsons and do some other shit.
The whiny kid then hands himself over to the Nazi so that he can fight the Cyborg-Nazi. So the Cyborg-Nazi takes him to the big Nazi ship that they were trying to blow up to meet Hitler (who has a fucked up face now, and no Charlie-Chaplin mustache).
Then the fish guy and the African American guy get in their ships and attack the big Nazi ship. They're all like "lol, there are like hardly any Nazis here, where gonna rape face." But then a bunch of Nazi ships appear out of no where and the fish guy yells out "WE'VE BEEN AMBUSHED!" So then they need to fight a bunch more Nazi ships.
Then back on the planet the Nazis brought in some robots and are blowing shit up, and wrecking fools. But the robots kinda suck so the annoying teddy-bears kill them allot. Then the furry is all like "I AM A MOTHER-FUCKER!" and he steals a Nazi robot and kills other Nazi robots with it. Then the Nazis kill one of the teddy-bears. Then the guy from the bar and the chick blow up the shield generator.
Then we go back to the whiny kid, the Nazi-Cyborg and Hitler. Hitler wants the whiny kid to join them because he has very strong Plasmids. But the whiny kid doesn't want to join Hitler so the Cyborg-Nazi gets his dildo out and they have a really drawn-out dildo fight.
Then the fish guy and the African American guy start killing all the Nazi ships, and now that the shields are down they go into the big ship and shoot rocket-missiles at it's core, causing it to start falling apart.
Then the whiny kid cuts of the Cyborg-Nazi's hand, just like the Cyborg-Nazi did to him in Episode 2: Judgment Day. So then Hitler tells the kid that he is ready to join the Nazis, but the kid is still like "NO U!" So then Hitler starts using his lightning Plasmid on him. Then the Cyborg-Nazi is all like "For God's sake, fuck this shit." And throws Hitler into a reactor and Hitler dies. Then the Cyborg-Nazi says sorry to the whiny kid and then the whiny kid says "it's k." And then the Cyborg Nazi dies and the ship blows up, but not before the whiny kid is able to drag the corpse of the Cyborg-Nazi onto a ship and get off, despite all the other Nazis trying to GTFO who probably wouldn't take kindly to the fact that the whiny kid just killed Hitler.
The end.
OF EPISODE 3!
Episode 4: Liam Neeson almost ruins his career.
I haven't written this one yet, but it'd probably suck anyway so I'm not going to.
It's called Star Wars.
So the story starts out with this giant triangle ship in space shooting a smaller ship. Then this really small ship flies over to the second ship. So then on the second ship there are these dudes with guns and weird helmets and shit. So then the door blows up and a bunch of Nazis come out and start shooting the guys with the weird helmets. The Nazis win the battle. Then a Cyborg-Nazi in black comes out and yells at people and shit. Then there is this chick talking to a robot that looks like a garbage can. Then the garbage can robot goes with this really gay robot, like this robot cannot be gayer. This is the gayest God-Damn robot ever. Like this robot is a total turd-pusher. Sure you're thinking that robots have no sex drive and thus cannot be gay, but this one is gay anyway. It makes no sense but who cares, it's my fucking story. So the gay robot and the garbage can robot get onto an escape pod and shoot off to the dessert planet below. And the Cyborg-Nazi captures the chick.
So the robots are on the planet and they can captured by these little guys in robes. The guys in robes then sell them to this middle-aged man and his nephew. His nephew is really whining and shit, like he whines about a ton of shit. So then the whiny nephew guy is cleaning the trash can robot and he presses the button and the robot plays the message that the chick put on him. The message says something about some guy that the whiny kid knows, so the robot runs away. So the whiny kid takes the gay robot and they go in their car to the trash-can robot, but they get attacked by guys and are all like "OH NOSE!" But then an old guy comes, waves his dildo around and the bad guys run away. So then they go to the old guy's pedo-lair where he tells the whiny kid that his dad was jedi, and he gives the whiny kid his dad's dildo. So then they go back in the car and they see the guys who sold the whiny kid the robot had been killed by the Nazis. So the whiny kid goes back to his uncle and sees he is dead. So he gets all sad. And sad music plays in the background. And then the old man comes and is says "we gotta get the robots to the guys with the weird helmets from earlier in the story, they live on this one planet so we should go there."
So they go to the city to get a starship to the place. So when in the city the Nazis ask for the robots, but the old guy says that these aren't the robots they were looking for (even though they were). Then the Nazis say "These aren't the robot's we're looking for" and continue on their way. So then the robots and the whiny kid and the old man go to a bar to get starship. In the bar some guy shoots a green guy, so then the old guy talks to this furry who knows that guy and they all go to the guy's ship. When everyone (the whiny kid, old man, gay robot, trash-can robot, guy from the bar who shot that green guy, and the furry) gets to the guy from the bar who shot that green guy's ship, the Nazis start shooting them.
Then one of the Nazi generals blows up that chick's planet, he did it for the lulz. So then the other guys (furry, old guy, etc.) get to their planet, but it's the planet that just got blown up. So then they are captured by the Nazi ship that just killed the planet. When on board they all hid in the floor and steal the Nazi uniforms. Then the old guy runs off and the whiny kid, guy from the bar that shot that green guy and the furry go to the brig. The robots are captured and go to the place. So then the two guys and the furry shoot some Nazis in the brig, find the chick from earlier and the four of them jump into trash to hide from the Nazis. The robots get them out of the trash. Then the old guy meets the Cyborg Nazi and the swing their dildos at each other a bit. The Cyborg Nazi kills the old guy and the whiny kid is all like "NO!" Then they all head to another planet where more of the guys with the weird helmets from the beginning live.
At the place they learn that how to blow up the Nazi ship that killed the planet. But then the guy from the bar who shot the green guy and the furry are all like "For God's sake fuck this shit" and they leave. So then the whiny kid takes the trash can robot onto a starfighter and he goes with some other guys in starfighters to kill the Nazi ship. The other guys get killed allot by the Nazis and then that Cyborg-Nazi is going to kill the whiny kill when the guy from the bar comes in and shoots the Cyborg-Nazi. Then the whiny kid fires rocket-missiles at the ship's vagina and it blows up. And then they all go back and get medals.
The end.
OF EPISODE 1!!!
Episode 2: Judgment Day
So then all the guys are on the snow planet. Well not the Nazis, not yet anyway. So the whiny kid and the guy from the bar are in the snow and shooting Nazi robots. Then the whiny kid is captured by a furry (not the same furry from Episode 1: Attack of the Clones, this one is white and has horns while the other one is brown and doesn't have horns). So he uses his dad's dildo to kill it. Then he sees the zombie-ghost of t he old guy who says to find this green midget who lives in a swamp and is totally not a pedophile. Then the whiny kid passes out in the snow so they guy from the bar saves him. Then they put the whiny kid in a tank of goo. Then the Nazis find their place so they send giant dinosaur robots to kill them. The not the Nazis then shoot giant laser beams at the Nazi ships and begin evacuating their place as they try to fight off the Nazis. The Nazis robots are too strong and big so the guys need to trip them with rope. Then the gay robot, the guy from the bar, the chick and the brown furry get on the guy from the bar's ship because the Nazis over ran the base. The whiny kid gets in a ship too with the trash can robot and goes to the swamp place.
At the swamp place the whiny kid finds the green midget and says that to get the Plasmids and shit that lets you through shit around with your mind that he has gotta run around in the woods and carry rocks and shit. So the kid is all like "For God's sake, fuck this shit." But he does it anyway because the zombie ghost of the old guy (who totally wasn't his mind's reaction to any blood-loss or hypothermia or anything) told him too.
So back to the other guys. They're all in the ship trying to avoid the Nazis and shit so they go into a bunch of rocks and shit in space and try to escape the Nazis. They can't so they hide behind one of the Nazi ships long enough for the Nazis to all go "For God's sake, fuck this shit" and give up. So then the guy from the bar says that he is friends with the African American guy from the cloud planet, so they decide to go their.
So the whiny kid then tells the green midget that the other guys are in trouble, so the whiny kid takes the trash-can robot and flies to the cloud planet. At the cloud planet, the guy from the bar meets his African American friend. But then he sees the Cyborg-Nazi so the Cyborg-Nazi captures them. Then the whiny kid comes in. But the gay robot was already disassembled and the guy from the bar was frozen in some metal looking shit that isn't metal and can remain frozen at room temperature but it's liquid state isn't so hot that it wouldn't kill him when he is frozen. So then the whiny kid pulls out his dildo and attacks the Cyborg-Nazi, while the chick, the furry, the African American and the robots run away. So then the Cyborg-Nazi and the whiny kid are fighting with their dildos when the Cyborg-Nazi cuts off the whiny kid's arm. It's not that bad though, it's only his left arm so he can still jack-off and shit. Then the Cyborg-Nazi says that he is the whiny kid's dad, and the whiny kid is all like "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-" Then the whiny kid falls off the place and is at the bottom of the city and shit. So then for some reason the chick tells the African American guy that the whiny kid is their so they go to pick him up. Then the whiny kid gets a robot arm and the furry and the African American go off to get the guy from the bar.
The end.
OF EPISODE 2!
Episode 3: Electric Boogaloo.
So then it's back on the desert planet and shit. And the robots are in the pedo-lair of some fat slug thing, and they see the frozen guy from the bar on the wall. Then this dude shows up and is threatening to go Al-Qaeda on the place if the slug doesn't give up the guy from the bar. Then it's the night and shit and the dude takes the helmet off and his really the chick. So she unfreezes him but gets captured and put into BDSM gear by the slug guy. So then the whiny kid comes and he's dressed like a ninja, so you know he means to fuck some shit up. He get thrown into a pit with a big monster which he kills. Then he escapes, but gets captured again. So the slug is going to feed them to vagina monster, but the trash can robot shoots the whiny kid's dildo out (not his dad's dildo from before his dad was a Cyborg Nazi like the one he had been using. This is his own, new dildo), and he grabs it and starts rolling on fools. Then the chick uses the BDSM gear to strangle the slug. And they all escape, including the robots.
Then the whiny kid goes back to the swamp planet and asks the green midget if the Cyborg-Nazi is really his dad. The green midget says "No shit he's your dad." Then the green midget dies and the whiny kid whines to the zombie-ghost of the old guy from Episode 1: Attack of the Clones for not saying that they Cyborg-Nazi was his dad.
Then all the guys are back on the ships of the guys with the weird helmets, and now some old lady and a fish dude are explaining how the Nazis are rebuilding their ship that they killed in Episode 1: Attack of the Clones. Also the African American guy is a general now. So their plan to kill it is that the guy from the bar, the chick, the robots, the furry and the whiny kid go down to this planet and kill the Nazis' shield generator, then the fish guy and the African American guy can kill the big Nazi ship.
So then the Chick, robots, furry, etc. go to the planet and are capture by these annoying teddy-bear creatures. These things are really annoy and you can't fucking wait for the Nazis to fucking pwn these little shits.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
You only get to see the Nazis kill one of these shits, so yeah, YBHT
So then the whiny-kid uses the Plasmids that the green-midget taught him to convince them that he and the gay robot (it makes no sense why you would bring a gay robot with you for a stealthy sabotage mission, I mean the trash-can robot can at least hack stuff and carry your dildo, but whatever) are gods. Then the Nazis come and start shooting shit. So then the guys with the weird helmets (who don't have as weird helmets anymore) get send down to help them out. Then they kill some Nazi Harley-Davidsons and do some other shit.
The whiny kid then hands himself over to the Nazi so that he can fight the Cyborg-Nazi. So the Cyborg-Nazi takes him to the big Nazi ship that they were trying to blow up to meet Hitler (who has a fucked up face now, and no Charlie-Chaplin mustache).
Then the fish guy and the African American guy get in their ships and attack the big Nazi ship. They're all like "lol, there are like hardly any Nazis here, where gonna rape face." But then a bunch of Nazi ships appear out of no where and the fish guy yells out "WE'VE BEEN AMBUSHED!" So then they need to fight a bunch more Nazi ships.
Then back on the planet the Nazis brought in some robots and are blowing shit up, and wrecking fools. But the robots kinda suck so the annoying teddy-bears kill them allot. Then the furry is all like "I AM A MOTHER-FUCKER!" and he steals a Nazi robot and kills other Nazi robots with it. Then the Nazis kill one of the teddy-bears. Then the guy from the bar and the chick blow up the shield generator.
Then we go back to the whiny kid, the Nazi-Cyborg and Hitler. Hitler wants the whiny kid to join them because he has very strong Plasmids. But the whiny kid doesn't want to join Hitler so the Cyborg-Nazi gets his dildo out and they have a really drawn-out dildo fight.
Then the fish guy and the African American guy start killing all the Nazi ships, and now that the shields are down they go into the big ship and shoot rocket-missiles at it's core, causing it to start falling apart.
Then the whiny kid cuts of the Cyborg-Nazi's hand, just like the Cyborg-Nazi did to him in Episode 2: Judgment Day. So then Hitler tells the kid that he is ready to join the Nazis, but the kid is still like "NO U!" So then Hitler starts using his lightning Plasmid on him. Then the Cyborg-Nazi is all like "For God's sake, fuck this shit." And throws Hitler into a reactor and Hitler dies. Then the Cyborg-Nazi says sorry to the whiny kid and then the whiny kid says "it's k." And then the Cyborg Nazi dies and the ship blows up, but not before the whiny kid is able to drag the corpse of the Cyborg-Nazi onto a ship and get off, despite all the other Nazis trying to GTFO who probably wouldn't take kindly to the fact that the whiny kid just killed Hitler.
The end.
OF EPISODE 3!
Episode 4: Liam Neeson almost ruins his career.
I haven't written this one yet, but it'd probably suck anyway so I'm not going to.
