SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6975|Mountains of NC

Dear Penis,
I don't think I like anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

It used to be u and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't like u anymore.

Now he sings,

Dear SERE,
I don't think I like u anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear SERE,
I dont like u anymore.

Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever,
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.

Oh and SERE
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls
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-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5881|Ventura, California
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
jsnipy
...
+3,277|6929|...

I'm looking forward to reading this thread later on. For now I have to go.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6904

jsnipy wrote:

I'm looking forward to reading this thread later on. For now I have to go.
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Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5950|Toronto
You made a mistake.

The poem should read:

Dear Penis, I'm sorry.
In the dormitory,
With tissues and extra lube,
Alone, you I abuse.


A stanza on virginity and you're there.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7181|Noizyland

Should probably say that this is by a bloke called Rodney Carrington. Funny dude, he's got quite a few songs.
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ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7056

Fucking hell country is shit.
BeardedHobo
Will post for food
+53|5588|Flying in my boxcar.

ghettoperson wrote:

Fucking hell country is the shit.
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CC-Marley
Member
+407|7235
Should be in the drunk thread...
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6904

when i first saw this, i read it as "Deer Penis" and i expected a big ole fucked up buck . . .
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6109|College Park, MD
I remember seeing this in like 7th grade
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,746|7144|Cinncinatti

BeardedHobo wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

Fucking hell country is not the shit.
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