I'm a muh-fuggin comedy geniouse.
You gotta be kidding me! Can't kill the sounds in the Nokia E52 camera. How am I supposed to take sekrit pix now then... HOW!??!?! Well atleast the videocam just gives a small *beep*.
That's one thing I miss about older phones, it was so easy to do secret paparazzi pictures with them.
Get a buddy to start mumbling loudly while oyu take the pictures to cause a distraction, in exchange for epic sexes chatzUltrafunkula wrote:
You gotta be kidding me! Can't kill the sounds in the Nokia E52 camera. How am I supposed to take sekrit pix now then... HOW!??!?! Well atleast the videocam just gives a small *beep*.
Gonna be a while. She's sitting in a conference room nearby. Gonna try when se goes to the coffee machine just a couple meters away. Mebe she'll bend over to grab a cup from the holder at the bottomAdams_BJ wrote:
waitingUltrafunkula wrote:
Oh jesus fuck what a perfect piece of ass just walked in the office.
Shits. Cellphone camera settings had flash and sound turned on. Didn't have time to change the settings before she walked past me again
But then again the face wasn't too shabby at a quick glance.
Gonna try Zimmer-style and record a video clip
maybe you could bend over to grab a cup on her bottom.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Gonna be a while. She's sitting in a conference room nearby. Gonna try when se goes to the coffee machine just a couple meters away. Mebe she'll bend over to grab a cup from the holder at the bottomAdams_BJ wrote:
waitingUltrafunkula wrote:
Oh jesus fuck what a perfect piece of ass just walked in the office.
Shits. Cellphone camera settings had flash and sound turned on. Didn't have time to change the settings before she walked past me again
But then again the face wasn't too shabby at a quick glance.
Gonna try Zimmer-style and record a video clip
I don't know how you visualised this but lemme try interpret: Me surprising her from behind (bottom=nehind) at the coffee machine and grap her boob (cup->cup size->bra->boobs).Adams_BJ wrote:
maybe you could bend over to grab a cup on her bottom.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Gonna be a while. She's sitting in a conference room nearby. Gonna try when se goes to the coffee machine just a couple meters away. Mebe she'll bend over to grab a cup from the holder at the bottomAdams_BJ wrote:
waiting
lmao what is with prototype? dude gives me karma for completely berating him in his tech thread
Goddomot! Miss Ass ain't coming out of the conf room. Would go turn the thermostat up if it was on the outside. Then she'd have to come out sooner
just go in there in siihb.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Goddomot! Miss Ass ain't coming out of the conf room. Would go turn the thermostat up if it was on the outside. Then she'd have to come out sooner
That could work. Brb.seymorebutts443 wrote:
just go in there in siihb.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Goddomot! Miss Ass ain't coming out of the conf room. Would go turn the thermostat up if it was on the outside. Then she'd have to come out sooner
The rape was worth it tho, right?
all the times Ive been hit in the face ive never had my nose busted leaking
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he leakin!
call da ambalamps!
call da ambalamps!
I have 1 of 2 times. But the dude kept throwing his fists for around one minute while I was blocking the hits with my face as best as I could. Fucker sat on my chest. Good thing I was drunk as a skunk so it didn't hurt so much altho he broke my nose too. Being so drunk also resulted in not knowing how to hit back before I was tackled down.eleven bravo wrote:
all the times Ive been hit in the face ive never had my nose busted leaking
haha thats how it usually happensUltrafunkula wrote:
I was blocking the hits with my face as best as I could.
now that sucksUltrafunkula wrote:
he broke my nose too.
charge it to the game and catch him on the rebound
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awesome, the protect my face with my face technique, no counter to that!Ultrafunkula wrote:
I have 1 of 2 times. But the dude kept throwing his fists for around one minute while I was blocking the hits with my face as best as I could. Fucker sat on my chest. Good thing I was drunk as a skunk so it didn't hurt so much altho he broke my nose too. Being so drunk also resulted in not knowing how to hit back before I was tackled down.eleven bravo wrote:
all the times Ive been hit in the face ive never had my nose busted leaking
you were punching his fist with your nose
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I had no recollection of how the guy looked like the next day. Went to the coppers to file a report. They prolly didn't even investigate it, but atleast they know what happened and where. Besides it's been 5 years so meh. One thing I wonder why the hell we didn't call the referees to the scene itself. Called the bar and asked the bouncers if they had seen anything but no luck there. Only thing that bothers me anymore about this little episode is that I was too wasted to fight backeleven bravo wrote:
haha thats how it usually happensUltrafunkula wrote:
I was blocking the hits with my face as best as I could.now that sucksUltrafunkula wrote:
he broke my nose too.
charge it to the game and catch him on the rebound
The slow ones creep me out the most
Long weekend fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaah.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
i just got home from sitting in the same spot for 6 hours
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