Eurofighter Typhoon

2010-04-24 17:28:41

#1

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6907|so randum

Shits all over your face

https://www.kaliteliresimler.com/data/media/1090/Eurofighter_Typhoon_gokyuzunde.jpg

https://asiadefence.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/eurofighter2.jpg

United States Air Force Chief of Staff General John P. Jumper wrote:
I have flown all the air force jets. None was as good as the Eurofighter.

Oh and the argies got uppity so we sent some Eurofighters (and a nuke sub) over, then they shut up. So eurofighters clearly shit all over argentina

Real world fact; the stress this airframe can tolerate exceeds that that a pilot could physically take, so you have to wear special suits so the pilots don't die from turning. Shit got real

-DISCLAIMER this post is not a real world fact, and the opening poster may be heavily influenced by alcohol.

Proceed to shit up my thread.

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2010-04-24 17:30:09

#2

cl4u53w1t2: Salon-Bolschewist; +269|6879|Kakanien

inb4americanaircraftarebetter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2oh3h3DvY0

2010-04-24 17:31:07

#3

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6904

good one, chief - well presented, pretty pictures. 10/10, would read again.

2010-04-24 17:31:43

#4

baggs: Member; +732|6611

I think its sexy, watched one take off from Manston Airport a few years back, was pretty

2010-04-24 17:31:44

#5

Marlo Stanfield: online poker tax cheating; +122|5569

FatherTed wrote:
Proceed to shit up my thread.

What a waste of money, you Euros don't have the balls to ever use it unless the Americans are carrying most of the fighting weight.

2010-04-24 17:32:52

#6

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6907|so randum

Marlo Stanfield wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
Proceed to shit up my thread.
What a waste of money, you Euros don't have the balls to ever use it unless the Americans are carrying most of the fighting weight.

tsk tsk you're trolling powers are fading young one

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2010-04-24 17:33:50

#7

cl4u53w1t2: Salon-Bolschewist; +269|6879|Kakanien

Marlo Stanfield wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
Proceed to shit up my thread.
What a waste of money, you Euros don't have the balls to ever use it unless the Americans are carrying most of the fighting weight.

yeah, you gotta have the balls to start a war of aggression

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2oh3h3DvY0

2010-04-24 17:34:19

#8

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7061

1) You didn't put "Real World Facts" in the title, I am disappoint.
2) It was a shitty plane in BF2 and I hated it. (BF2pilotfags, don't get mad at me telling me I don't know how to fly it and that's why I dislike it. Because you're exactly right and I know that)

2010-04-24 17:34:27

#9

Marlo Stanfield: online poker tax cheating; +122|5569

cl4u53w1t2 wrote:
Marlo Stanfield wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
Proceed to shit up my thread.
What a waste of money, you Euros don't have the balls to ever use it unless the Americans are carrying most of the fighting weight.
yeah, you gotta have the balls to start a war of aggression

A German bashing American foreign policy as aggressive?
LOL

2010-04-24 17:34:56

#10

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6904

cl4u53w1t2 wrote:
Marlo Stanfield wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
Proceed to shit up my thread.
What a waste of money, you Euros don't have the balls to ever use it unless the Americans are carrying most of the fighting weight.
yeah, you gotta have the balls to start a war of aggression

coming from a German, i'd say Macbeth was just 'owned'.

2010-04-24 17:35:09

#11

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7097|Devon, England

Also uses voice recognition to do shit.

Awesome plane.

2010-04-24 17:36:17

#12

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6907|so randum

mtb0minime wrote:
1) You didn't put "Real World Facts" in the title, I am disappoint.
2) It was a shitty plane in BF2 and I hated it. (BF2pilotfags, don't get mad at me telling me I don't know how to fly it and that's why I dislike it. Because you're exactly right and I know that)

in bf2 it was actually fucking incredible, shame it was only on 2(?) maps

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2010-04-24 17:38:01

#13

Marlo Stanfield: online poker tax cheating; +122|5569

FatherTed wrote:
mtb0minime wrote:
1) You didn't put "Real World Facts" in the title, I am disappoint.
2) It was a shitty plane in BF2 and I hated it. (BF2pilotfags, don't get mad at me telling me I don't know how to fly it and that's why I dislike it. Because you're exactly right and I know that)
in bf2 it was actually fucking incredible, shame it was only on 2(?) maps

Only on the two EF maps and never had a chance to fly against a 1.41 J-10.

2010-04-24 17:39:58

#14

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6907|so randum

Marlo Stanfield wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
mtb0minime wrote:
1) You didn't put "Real World Facts" in the title, I am disappoint.
2) It was a shitty plane in BF2 and I hated it. (BF2pilotfags, don't get mad at me telling me I don't know how to fly it and that's why I dislike it. Because you're exactly right and I know that)
in bf2 it was actually fucking incredible, shame it was only on 2(?) maps
Only on the two EF maps and never had a chance to fly against a 1.41 J-10.

yeh thought as much. it was fucking unstable, but once you hit the sweet spot it raped hard. i think if it went toe to toe with the J10 it'd murder it. Did the airshow maps ever include the expansion jets?

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2010-04-24 17:41:07

#15

baggs: Member; +732|6611

do all fighter jets take off vertically?

2010-04-24 17:41:19

#16

Marlo Stanfield: online poker tax cheating; +122|5569

FatherTed wrote:
Marlo Stanfield wrote:
FatherTed wrote:

in bf2 it was actually fucking incredible, shame it was only on 2(?) maps
Only on the two EF maps and never had a chance to fly against a 1.41 J-10.
yeh thought as much. it was fucking unstable, but once you hit the sweet spot it raped hard. i think if it went toe to toe with the J10 it'd murder it. Did the airshow maps ever include the expansion jets?

I'm not sure but but I have a feeling it wasn't due to the fact they would ave a lawsuit shoved up their ass for giving away expansion pack material for free.

2010-04-24 17:41:49

#17

mkxiii: online bf2s mek evasion; +509|6643|Uk

mah bro says "no" to the Eurofighter

he says it sux balls

meh bro is probably wrong

2010-04-24 17:42:22

#18

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6877

baggs wrote:
do all fighter jets take off vertically?

hahahaha

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2010-04-24 17:42:48

#19

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6907|so randum

baggs wrote:
do all fighter jets take off vertically?

m8 the EF does it purely because its so fucking hardcore

(also the harrier and F35 do that but shush)

@ macb true but it's all free with 1.5 so maaaybe

@mark punch the twat

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2010-04-24 17:43:59

#20

mkxiii: online bf2s mek evasion; +509|6643|Uk

i saw a harrier cut out and fall into the sea once, lols

and hes in leeds

2010-04-24 17:44:24

#21

baggs: Member; +732|6611

Uzique wrote:
baggs wrote:
do all fighter jets take off vertically?
hahahaha

you, being the absolute simpleton you are, interpreted that in an incorrect manner.

cut along now.

2010-04-24 17:45:11

#22

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6907|so randum

mkxiii wrote:
i saw a harrier cut out and fall into the sea once, lols

and hes in leeds

was it when he was being a prick over a beach and his engine gave out lel?

this one

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2010-04-24 17:45:12

#23

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FUCK YEAH!

2010-04-24 17:47:43

#24

cl4u53w1t2: Salon-Bolschewist; +269|6879|Kakanien

burnzz wrote:
cl4u53w1t2 wrote:
Marlo Stanfield wrote:

What a waste of money, you Euros don't have the balls to ever use it unless the Americans are carrying most of the fighting weight.
yeah, you gotta have the balls to start a war of aggression
coming from a German, i'd say Macbeth was just 'owned'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2oh3h3DvY0

2010-04-24 17:48:27

#25

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6877

baggs wrote:
Uzique wrote:
baggs wrote:
do all fighter jets take off vertically?
hahahaha
you, being the absolute simpleton you are, interpreted that in an incorrect manner.

cut along now.

no i got the joke

THX

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BF2S Forums Eurofighter Typhoon

United States Air Force Chief of Staff General John P. Jumper wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

Marlo Stanfield wrote:

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Marlo Stanfield wrote:

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cl4u53w1t2 wrote:

Marlo Stanfield wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

cl4u53w1t2 wrote:

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mtb0minime wrote:

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mtb0minime wrote:

Marlo Stanfield wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

mtb0minime wrote:

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baggs wrote:

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Uzique wrote:

baggs wrote:

mkxiii wrote:

burnzz wrote:

cl4u53w1t2 wrote:

Marlo Stanfield wrote:

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