EE Chats April

2010-04-26 02:56:53

#12751

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7088

shut the fukken up alreddy!
it's April, thats the 4th month, should've stopped at 444. next month is the 5th month, gonna have to make it to 555 pages. i want to host june when we get 666.

On a side note, who was it that had their member title as '6, 6, 4, oh I forget...'
Fucking finally came across where it came from
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Not a huge fan of this alternative metal whateveryouwannacallit tbh but this is just one of those albums you need to hear regardless

Last edited by mtb0minime (2010-04-26 02:57:58)

2010-04-26 03:05:22

#12752

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7061|UK

I sure hope this mark cleans of my screen. Need to get some acetone / alcohol cleaner / similar

(dropped something and it bounced up and hit my screen)

2010-04-26 03:08:39

#12753

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6872|King Of The Islands

liquidat0r wrote:
I sure hope this mark cleans of my screen. Need to get some acetone / alcohol cleaner / similar

http://i44.tinypic.com/345y1dz.jpg

(dropped something and bounced up and hit my screen)

Always water, unless you have one of those hey-I-know-how-we-can-make-these-screens-cheaper-lets-not-put-on-antiglare-film-and-market-it-as-glossy-lol screens

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

2010-04-26 03:11:26

#12754

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7061|UK

It won't come off with water.

Screen = this

2010-04-26 03:17:13

#12755

Chou: Member; +737|7225

What is that, paint, ink?

2010-04-26 03:17:15

#12756

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6923|Gogledd Cymru

A mate, on 99 birds shagged, takes back a girl he'd been for drinks with. We (his housemates) all hide behind furniture in the living room when he came back. He starts his foreplay and asks her if she'd mind if he wore cricket gloves whilst they had sex, since it was a bit of a fetish thing for him. She looked confused but said fine, he goes into bag and puts them on. Then asks if he can wear pads, then finally a helmet. Fully padded up, proceeds to enter her and after about 3 minutes (LAD) comes, flicks on the main light switch. We all pop up from behind the sofa with rousing applause and cries of "THATS THE CENTURY!!", he grabs his cricket bat, removes his helmet and acknowledges the crowd. She bursts into tears, dresses quickly and runs out of the front door. She left her pants. LAD

2010-04-26 03:20:55

#12757

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7061|UK

Chou wrote:
What is that, paint, ink?

Paint, I *think*. It came off the side of a red cocktail shaker, that I dropped.

2010-04-26 03:21:26

#12758

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7065|Finland

And that girl had done wrong to you in what way exactly? She ran back to her flat, crying, her mascara running down on her face, poor thing.

That girl will then proceed to tell her friends about it and about every person who's face she can recall, they go together on a facebook stalk session and make sure to tell everyone, included their friend's friend's friends that they should never engage in any sexual activity with any of you.

Edit: Wtf is "LAD"?

I need around tree fiddy.

2010-04-26 03:23:00

#12759

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6923|Gogledd Cymru

lol, it's not my story so I'm safe

Doubt it's true but imagine if it was

2010-04-26 03:23:29

#12760

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7061|UK

DonFck, it's a LAD story you fool.

2010-04-26 03:23:31

#12761

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6872|King Of The Islands

Go'rn, back to the pavilion.

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

2010-04-26 03:25:16

#12762

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7065|Finland

liquidat0r wrote:
DonFck, it's a LAD story you fool.

But I have no idea what that means, my good sir. I'm not English you know.

I need around tree fiddy.

2010-04-26 03:26:13

#12763

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6923|Gogledd Cymru

www.truelad.com, good for wasting time.

2010-04-26 03:26:15

#12764

mcminty: Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.; +879|7155|Sydney, Australia

DonFck wrote:
liquidat0r wrote:
DonFck, it's a LAD story you fool.
But I have no idea what that means, my good sir. I'm not English you know.

Yeah.. wtf is this lol

2010-04-26 03:28:29

#12765

Eifa: Never regret anything that ever made you smile.; +923|6305|00770

kekekekeke. mornin.

No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.

2010-04-26 03:29:29

#12766

mcminty: Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.; +879|7155|Sydney, Australia

Eifa wrote:
kekekekeke

A Finnish thing, I presume?

2010-04-26 03:30:16

#12767

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7088

Here's how late and tired I am:

I'm feeling pretty tired and I wondered why so I looked at the clock and it said 3:29 am. Then I thought, "Oh, so that's why I'm tired."