who loves the sun
So you're not familiar with the Apple way of describing crashes as "becoming suddenly unresponsive" or "kernel panicking"?Uzique wrote:
it was a joke, bert... do techies 'do' those?Bertster7 wrote:
There is no such thing.Uzique wrote:
format it to apple OSX firmware and you'll never have a car-crash
It's Intel EFI.
Also available for fancy PCs.
Anyway, it wouldn't stop crashes - you'd just have to call them car panics or car becoming suddenly immobile.
playing on the stereotype of apple-fanboyism ("no crashes, windows is buggy!") and playing-on the word 'crash'
i can't believe ive gotta explain that ...
@FM: dont ask the phone-conductor what they're wearing...
Bertie babe, he's joking, just let it go.
But I already have a list of ways to insult their intelligence.ghettoperson wrote:
And try not to come off as a douche, like you do on here. Employers don't like douches.Kmarion wrote:
A job? Just a bunch of why do you think you would be a good employee stuffz.Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Is there anything I should know for a phone interview? Never done one before, seems like it will be a bit awkward.
Ugh I hate talking about myself. I would rather do something like a trial period.
Enthrall them with tales of your antics.
Name a situation in which you had to deal with an irate customer. How did you handle it and what were the results?Flaming_Maniac wrote:
But I already have a list of ways to insult their intelligence.ghettoperson wrote:
And try not to come off as a douche, like you do on here. Employers don't like douches.Kmarion wrote:
A job? Just a bunch of why do you think you would be a good employee stuffz.
Ugh I hate talking about myself. I would rather do something like a trial period.
.. er something along those line. Might not be handle a customer, may be a time-line.. Whatever applies to the position. They are formalities. Just don't say anything completely stupid..lol. They are just making sure you aren't a nutter.
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What a bit of luck / error
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle … 644937.stm
or
Did he detinate it further back in the convoy or even missing it at all?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle … 644937.stm
Did he fail to detinate before getting hit?The attacker, believed to be wearing an explosives belt, was said to have thrown himself at the convoy, but was too slow to hit his intended targets
or
Did he detinate it further back in the convoy or even missing it at all?
tell them you manage a bunch of idiots/tools/wankers/etc on an internet forum
no but really dont
tell them you have an asian buttbuddy
they like that
no but really dont
tell them you have an asian buttbuddy
they like that
Don't say doin your wife
Don't say doin your wife
Don't say doin your wife
Doin your son?
Don't say doin your wife
Don't say doin your wife
Doin your son?
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hrmmmm I should tell him to talk in an asian accent in the background, they will think I'm cultured.
Speak for yourself!Bevo wrote:
a bunch of idiots/tools/wankers/etc on an internet forum
a bunch of idiots/tools/wankers/etc and liq
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No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
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I was doing OK at it, my Nephew had melted this top box (the thing on top of a driver instructors car) he was supposed to heat it up a little to remove the lettering. So I could replace it with new lettering.Name a situation in which you had to deal with an irate customer. How did you handle it and what were the results?
We bought the fella a new one and he saw the funny side in it. His Dad turned up to pick it up and was suprised when I told him it was £38.50 + vat. He thought he shouldnt have to pay for the sign work he originally ordered. We bought him a brand new box. Rightly so. It was when he said 'Your Grandfather would never of treated me like this', that two of us threw him out the door; almost. He walked out saying 'You wont find me coming back again' - 'Too fucking right you old cunt ya not welcome'; I replied.
His Son was ok with our error and gave his Dad a cheque to pay us, the old cunt was trying to do his Son a favour.
I'm applying for the same job as FM and I also have a phone interview. Fuck up his interview, Y/N?
YYellowman03 wrote:
I'm applying for the same job as FM and I also have a phone interview. Fuck up his interview, Y/N?
where are you two applying?
technical summer camp thingy, I'm going to crush him, no worries BF2S I know you were all rooting for me anyways
ha ha that is quality, i've been customer facing on and off for years now and being the motor trade, never a day goes by without customer greif of some form or other.1927 wrote:
I was doing OK at it, my Nephew had melted this top box (the thing on top of a driver instructors car) he was supposed to heat it up a little to remove the lettering. So I could replace it with new lettering.Name a situation in which you had to deal with an irate customer. How did you handle it and what were the results?
We bought the fella a new one and he saw the funny side in it. His Dad turned up to pick it up and was suprised when I told him it was £38.50 + vat. He thought he shouldnt have to pay for the sign work he originally ordered. We bought him a brand new box. Rightly so. It was when he said 'Your Grandfather would never of treated me like this', that two of us threw him out the door; almost. He walked out saying 'You wont find me coming back again' - 'Too fucking right you old cunt ya not welcome'; I replied.
His Son was ok with our error and gave his Dad a cheque to pay us, the old cunt was trying to do his Son a favour.
hihohiho, had a wonderful day ^^ left around 4, picked up the lil one, spent almost 3hours in the park with her and my friend, had sooo much fun.
went to my friends place after, had some pizza and didn't get home until now. just got the lil one to bed, she fell asleep in about 2mins ^^
went to my friends place after, had some pizza and didn't get home until now. just got the lil one to bed, she fell asleep in about 2mins ^^
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Technical summer camp?! Sounds like a blast lolFlaming_Maniac wrote:
technical summer camp thingy, I'm going to crush him, no worries BF2S I know you were all rooting for me anyways
Normal things to bring to a summer camp - sunblock and swimtrunks
things FM will bring to his summer camp - TI-85 and a fleshlight
looooooooool
People (including me at times) think just cos Im buying something off them I can kick off if I got a reason. The slightest thing and 'wooooosh' off they go. With my trade as I was going through my 20's customers would be shocked when I told them 'Im going to sign write ya van mate'. I got asked 4 times I think 'are you sure you can do it'. Having people looking over my shoulders as I work is nothing. Ive learned to say 'you dont pay for the bubbles so dont moan, they are free', when Joe the builder moans about something on his 150k mileage Transit van/rust bucket.baggs wrote:
ha ha that is quality, i've been customer facing on and off for years now and being the motor trade, never a day goes by without customer greif of some form or other.1927 wrote:
I was doing OK at it, my Nephew had melted this top box (the thing on top of a driver instructors car) he was supposed to heat it up a little to remove the lettering. So I could replace it with new lettering.Name a situation in which you had to deal with an irate customer. How did you handle it and what were the results?
We bought the fella a new one and he saw the funny side in it. His Dad turned up to pick it up and was suprised when I told him it was £38.50 + vat. He thought he shouldnt have to pay for the sign work he originally ordered. We bought him a brand new box. Rightly so. It was when he said 'Your Grandfather would never of treated me like this', that two of us threw him out the door; almost. He walked out saying 'You wont find me coming back again' - 'Too fucking right you old cunt ya not welcome'; I replied.
His Son was ok with our error and gave his Dad a cheque to pay us, the old cunt was trying to do his Son a favour.
Another one - 'You've spelt that wrong mate, snigger snigger'
'Yeah, w/e, ha fucking ha, your a funny one arn't you'.
Well I have a few times and had to apologise sharpish.
My lesson was learned at Mac'd one day, Jungle Book had a promotion on there, and I wanted the mo fo Jungle Burger. It was like a fucking Mc Chicken or w/e its called, but had Jungle Relish. Me n Sis went through drive through, into asda's and parked facing the drive through, just the other side of the kerb, rght between the two windows. I open my brown bag and 'OMFG!!!!!, the wankers, they've given me a fricking Mc Chicken sandwhich.
Before my Sisters gets a chance to stop me, Im out the car marching like Hitler. I walk in between the cars 'sorry mate, just a second' and put my arm out like a copper directing traffic. My Sister is sat there opened mouthed thinking 'fucks he up to now', and I butt in on the convo between the guy in the car and the woman.
From out of nowehere I pop out ' Sorry mate' to the fella in the car.
'Scuse me love, what the flipping heck do you bloody call this, Jungle Burger I wanted, bloody Jungle Burger, not ya poxy normal Chicken Sandwhich, if I wanted that I would of .... etc etc rant rant etc '
'Sir have you checked inside the box, we have run out of Jungle Box's'
Gulp.
Oh fuck, shown as fuck. I had the jungle burger. I didnt march back to the van, head down, tail up my ass, my Sister was crying in the car, Id never felt so fucking silly.
Ive got ratty twice since and been shown up then aswell.
Its just not worth it.