Cash 'N Prizes
we get in what we fit in 'round here
+18|5786|Toledo, Ohio
imma bee
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7186|Great Brown North
right back
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,055|7029|Little Bentcock

ebug9 wrote:

baggs wrote:

ebug9 wrote:

I ated a bee once
you Canadians are a bit odd.
Nah I haven't actually. A hornet stung me in the neck when I was like 7 years old though

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inb4csb
me too! The fucker dropped it on me.

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I wasnt trying to hit it with a stick or anything...
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6629|Escea

A bee once decided to fly around my head while I was on my bike. Distracted, hit the kerb and fell off. Got a big gash on my leg, and to top it off, my arm landed on the bastard and he stung me

Although it could've been worse.

Could've been one of these.

https://www.homelyscientist.com/files/2007/07/japanese-hornet.jpg
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7080|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Cash 'N Prizes wrote:

lets hope '27 doesnt see this
im sat here steaming like freshly laid horse shit
Cash 'N Prizes
we get in what we fit in 'round here
+18|5786|Toledo, Ohio

1927 wrote:

im sat here steaming like freshly laid horse shit.
oh i bet, go bust some bust heads muhfuga.

Last edited by Cash 'N Prizes (2010-04-28 09:11:11)

1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7080|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Cash 'N Prizes wrote:

1927 wrote:

im sat here steaming like freshly laid horse shit.
oh i bet, go bust some heads muhfuga.
I killed a Bee yesterday that was buzzing around, I felt guilty as fuck.  Back handed it and then crush, stood on it.  Last week I killed to two 'Bumble Birds', I call them this as so far this year the black bumble bee's that I have seen have been fucking huge.

I was at an Air Show when I was a kid, took my eye off my can of pepsi, drank some, next thing I remember was waking up in an army hospital with army med's all around me.  Fucking wasp stung me in the throat, dirty lil useless cunt.  The Wasp that is, not me.
venom6
Since day One.
+247|6965|Hungary
Me dont like bees, they are scary!
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6679
Deodorant + lighter tbh
Shem
sɥǝɯ
+152|6933|London (At Heart)

I'd have a fit.

I have mini-panic attacks if a fly flies past my ear thinking it's a wasp/bee/hornet.

Real bee's/wasps/hornets make me run away flapping my arms like a little girl.
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6985|Columbus, OH

M.O.A.B wrote:

A bee once decided to fly around my head while I was on my bike. Distracted, hit the kerb and fell off. Got a big gash on my leg, and to top it off, my arm landed on the bastard and he stung me

Although it could've been worse.

Could've been one of these.

http://www.homelyscientist.com/files/20 … hornet.jpg
Those Jaspanese Hornets will F you up, so I herd.
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6514|Birmingham, UK
there was a beehive in our house which we did nothing about for about 3 months. everytime you dared to venture out the front door there were millions of them, but they never stung you. now its gone though
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|7113|67.222.138.85
this is pretty much exactly what I look like
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7056

mtb0minime wrote:

"Oh dear lord that is so beautiful I'm proud to be an American right now!"
Oh man that comment made me lol. That post was awesome, fucking hate all these flying stinging things.
globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6730|Graz, Austria
Bees, wasps and hornets don't scare me, and bumblebees much less.
In fact, I hate flies and mosquitoes with a passion, since those fuckers are annoying as hell.
I like watching wasps when they cut off a piece of meat from my plate that is way too big for them and then try to lift of and carry it home.

Once as a child when playing soccer, I dropped right onto a bee with my thigh.
It stung me and my thigh swelled, so I went home to put some cooling gel on it.
I came back to continue playing, only to shortly after drop onto a bee again, with the same thigh, which again stung me.
I then didn't care anymore and applied a mixture of soil and saliva and continued playing.

The only time I got scared a bit was when I hit the hive of ground wasps with a sickle while working in the woods.
I complete tore the whole hive open and all of the wasps were around me all of a sudden.

SEREVENT wrote:

there was a beehive in our house [...] now its gone though
Huh?
Have they all grabbed onto the hive and flew away with it?

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