Marlo Stanfield
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If you thought you'd previously seen it all, well, you're wrong. Case in point: David Morales Colón, a 22-year-old Puerto Rican man who was shot to death last Thursday, and whose wake is now making headlines here in the United States mainland. How come? Well, suffice it to say that the funeral directors at Marin Funeral Home in San Juan's Hato Rey neighborhood have a flair for the unorthodox. For example, in 2008, they embalmed another young shooting victim and displayed his body standing up for the duration of a multi-day wake.

Back to the present: Yesterday and today, callers who stopped to pay their final respects to the late Mr. Colón got a bit of a surprise. Instead of the traditional presentation of the body in a casket, Mr. Colón's corpse, dressed in casual duds and sunglasses, was instead posed in a very lifelike position atop his Repsol-liveried Honda CBR600 F4. According to Puerto Rico's Primera Hora newspaper, the motorcycle was given to the victim by his uncle, and upon Mr. Colón's untimely demise, family members delivered the bike to the funeral home specifically for this unusual wake.
https://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2010/04/100427muerto1630.jpg
http://www.autoblog.com/2010/04/27/puer … is-motorc/
I wonder what they plan to do with bike after the funeral.
eleven bravo
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thats kinda cool.  for the family and all.
Tu Stultus Es
mtb0minime
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What a waste of a motorcycle.


Good for them, hope it will bring them peace. Personally I would be freaked out though, and maybe one day might mistake him for being alive again, then realize he's dead, then feel depressed again.
Poseidon
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+3,253|6944|Long Island, New York
I've only been to one wake and it was open casket. I kept waiting for the woman to open her eyes and start gnawing on my wrist.
Hurricane2k9
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+1,538|6108|College Park, MD
That's pretty awesome
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Spark
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Wait... so he's dead?
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
mtb0minime
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Spark wrote:

Wait... so he's dead?
They're going to re-enact the motorcycle accident that would've killed him anyway (had he not been shot) since he didn't like to wear his helmet.
Ultrafunkula
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Poseidon wrote:

I've only been to one wake and it was open casket. I kept waiting for the woman to open her eyes and start gnawing on my wrist.
I gather you were trying to grope her back to life since the corpse apparently had access to your wrist? How did the boob of a dead woman feel?
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7186|Great Brown North
semi related

my uncle told me that if she has implants they feel normal and don't get stiff


he worked in a morgue
DefCon-17
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+362|6562|Vancouver | Canada
That's...strange.

I'd feel kinda fucked up looking at him if I knew the guy.
GodFather
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+387|6626|Phoenix, AZ
fucking love 600's.. especially the cbr 600 I rode a 2009  with 6 miles on it
Marlo Stanfield
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GodFather wrote:

fucking love 600's.. especially the cbr 600 I rode a 2009  with 6 miles on it
Head down to PR, you can get a slightly used one since the owner no longer needs it.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7079|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
His last name is Colon.

Perhaps his cousins name is Manuel Gallbladder
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6879|6 6 4 oh, I forget

1927 wrote:

His last name is Colon.

Perhaps his cousins name is Manuel Gallbladder
Son of Jose Prostata?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7079|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ultrafunkula wrote:

1927 wrote:

His last name is Colon.

Perhaps his cousins name is Manuel Gallbladder
Son of Jose Prostata?
Thats the one, married to Mary Sphincter
pace51
Boom?
+194|5579|Markham, Ontario
So Hondas are only a suitable ride for the dead?

I can actually buy that ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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