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i cant afford facebook

SEREMAKER wrote:

whys it got to be facebook ........ what ever happen to myspace ........... did that shit become to trailer park trash looking that no-one will acknowledge it

that news is about 3 yrs old now?



/from otherpeoplesrejectionletters.com.

From Walt Disney Productions in 1938:

"Dear Miss Ford:

... Women do not do any creative work in connection with preparing the cartoons for the screen, as that work is performed entirely by young men. For this reason girls are not considered for the training school ..."

From the New Delta Review, Louisiana State University Dept. of English:

"Thank you for submitting. Unfortunately, the work you sent us is quite terrible. Please forgive the form rejection, but it would take too much of my time to tell you exactly how terrible it was ..."

From the United States Marines:

"... We appreciate your interest in the Marine Corps.

However, since you are twelve, you won't be eligible to be a Marine for a while. But as our way of showing appreciation for your interest, we are enclosing a special Marine memento.

I want to give you this advice: The Marine Corps wants you to stay in school and get your diploma. The more education you have, the more valuable you will be -- to yourself, and to the Marines ..."

From a hairstylist to her client:

"... There comes a time when a stylist/client relationship has run its course and it would be best for both of us to not continue. I feel you should find another stylist who might better understand your needs. I will be canceling your future appointments."

From Jeff Harris, Executive Producer, in 1990

"To my friends at Carsey-Warner Company, ABC, to the cast, crew and staff of Roseanne:

My sincere and heartfelt thanks to all of you.

I have chosen not to return to the show next season. Instead, my wife and I have decided to share a vacation in the relative peace and quiet of Beirut."

From the Editors of PLAYBOY

"Thank you for submitting your pictures to PLAYBOY. The editors have viewed them and carefully considered your potential for Playmate of the Month.

While you are certainly an attractive young lady, we are unable to accept you as a candidate for this feature. The competition for Playmate is very keen and we must, unfortunately, turn down many lovely candidates ..."


In the end Shapiro concludes: "If you've received a rejection letter, count yourself as lucky, because the alternative -- silence -- is a hundred times worse." Amen to that!
For the easy Reject-O-Matic that helps you reject a friend, enemy or frenemy, go to otherpeoplesrejectionletters.com.

SEREMAKER wrote:

=NHB=Shadow wrote:

SEREMAKER wrote:

whys it got to be facebook ........ what ever happen to myspace ........... did that shit become to trailer park trash looking that no-one will acknowledge it

myspace is where you add all the teenager sluts

what a minute



















I can add them and have them to easy access ...................... instead of sitting in high school parking lots







gas is expensive

you may be joking but thats pretty much the gist of it

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

SEREMAKER wrote:

whys it got to be facebook ........ what ever happen to myspace ........... did that shit become to trailer park trash looking that no-one will acknowledge it

that news is about 3 yrs old now?



/from otherpeoplesrejectionletters.com.

From Walt Disney Productions in 1938:

"Dear Miss Ford:

... Women do not do any creative work in connection with preparing the cartoons for the screen, as that work is performed entirely by young men. For this reason girls are not considered for the training school ..."

From the New Delta Review, Louisiana State University Dept. of English:

"Thank you for submitting. Unfortunately, the work you sent us is quite terrible. Please forgive the form rejection, but it would take too much of my time to tell you exactly how terrible it was ..."

From the United States Marines:

"... We appreciate your interest in the Marine Corps.

However, since you are twelve, you won't be eligible to be a Marine for a while. But as our way of showing appreciation for your interest, we are enclosing a special Marine memento.

I want to give you this advice: The Marine Corps wants you to stay in school and get your diploma. The more education you have, the more valuable you will be -- to yourself, and to the Marines ..."

From a hairstylist to her client:

"... There comes a time when a stylist/client relationship has run its course and it would be best for both of us to not continue. I feel you should find another stylist who might better understand your needs. I will be canceling your future appointments."

From Jeff Harris, Executive Producer, in 1990

"To my friends at Carsey-Warner Company, ABC, to the cast, crew and staff of Roseanne:

My sincere and heartfelt thanks to all of you.

I have chosen not to return to the show next season. Instead, my wife and I have decided to share a vacation in the relative peace and quiet of Beirut."

From the Editors of PLAYBOY

"Thank you for submitting your pictures to PLAYBOY. The editors have viewed them and carefully considered your potential for Playmate of the Month.

While you are certainly an attractive young lady, we are unable to accept you as a candidate for this feature. The competition for Playmate is very keen and we must, unfortunately, turn down many lovely candidates ..."


In the end Shapiro concludes: "If you've received a rejection letter, count yourself as lucky, because the alternative -- silence -- is a hundred times worse." Amen to that!
For the easy Reject-O-Matic that helps you reject a friend, enemy or frenemy, go to otherpeoplesrejectionletters.com.

that news is about 72 yrs old

i started downloading the podcasts years ago on itunes when i first got my ipod, i think... but never followed through with it.

i do fucking love his sense of humour, guilty pleasure a bit

they're all on itunes arent they? i'll download if you've got something that aint!

much luv x

Uzique wrote:

i started downloading the podcasts years ago on itunes when i first got my ipod, i think... but never followed through with it.

i do fucking love his sense of humour, guilty pleasure a bit

they're all on itunes arent they? i'll download if you've got something that aint!

much luv x

what are some of the outstanding interviews you remmeber?
ive jsut seen a few episodes on hbo(?) that are prolly a few yrs old but it's pretty much... awesome.

fucking hotels on Broadway

lol

eleven bravo wrote:

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

The French were bred to die for love
They delight in fighting duels
But I prefer a man who lives
And gives expensive jewels
A kiss on the hand may be quite continental
But diamonds are a girl's best friend

A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental
On your humble flat, or help you at the automat
Men grow cold as girls grow old
And we all lose our charms in the end
But square-cut or pear-shaped
These rocks don't lose their shape
Diamonds are a girl's best friend

...Tiffany's ... Cartier...
Talk to me, Harry Winston,tell me all about it!
There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer
But diamonds are a girl's best friend

There may come a time when a hard-boiled employer
Thinks you're awful nice
But get that ice or else no dice
He's your guy when stocks are high
But beware when they start to descend
It's then that those louses go back to their spouses
Diamonds are a girl's best friend

I've heard of affairs that are strictly platonic
But diamonds are a girl's best friend

And I think affairs that you must keep laconic
Are better bets if little pets get big baggettes
Time rolls on and youth is gone
And you can't straighten up when you bend
But stiff back or stiff knees
You stand straight at Tiffany's

Diamonds... Diamonds...
- I don't mean rhinestones -
But Diamonds, Are A Girl's Best Friends

play that song in sierra leone

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/naomi-cam … d=10365701
Naomi is pure evil

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

Kmarion wrote:

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

and then all the real mods will chuckle and do whatever we want

That explains this months pick. FM doing whatever he wanted.

It was a joint conspiracy with KCD to right many wrongs.

I'm just trying to appease the rebellion. The blood will be on your hands.

did you fuck her

RTHKI wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

this is the worst EE chats without doubt

only a page an hour

Blame the boycotters

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Gooners wrote:

did you fuck her

No...

But fuck

great day, just great all day long

damn I love her

no you dont

the sooner you realize that the better