Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6734
nah finray it's the same as in scotland where they purposefully alienate all forms of contraception so they can get on benefits easier

you know how it goes

btw did my child maintenance cheque for jenni arrive yet this week? tell that bitch i hope it bounces, she aint getting another penny outta me
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eleven bravo
Member
+1,399|5523|foggy bottom

Uzique wrote:

eleven bravo wrote:

I thought I knocked someone up before.  Bitch lied to me.
tweekin?

you still sound a little bit disappointed

. . . i could be a friend to you
not at all.  I fully intended on being a dead beat dad.
Tu Stultus Es
Arc
silly one-liner
+24|6722|Ontario
This is the best read I've had in a while

Last edited by Arc (2010-05-04 10:32:00)

Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6734
/bow

actually dont applaud me, applaud irish's foul seed
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6886|Little Bentcock

eleven bravo wrote:

Uzique wrote:

eleven bravo wrote:

I thought I knocked someone up before.  Bitch lied to me.
tweekin?

you still sound a little bit disappointed

. . . i could be a friend to you
not at all.  I fully intended on being a dead beat dad.
i hope you arent.

for your real kid that is.
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6842|Columbus, OH
my friend knocked up his live-in girlfriend. when I call him to hang out, all i hear is her yelling at him over the phone. I dont say anything to him about it...do not want to encourage him one way or another...he should figure it out on his own.
eleven bravo
Member
+1,399|5523|foggy bottom
i want sex


I was around a bunch of people having sex on sunday.  made me hurt inside.
Tu Stultus Es
Arc
silly one-liner
+24|6722|Ontario

eleven bravo wrote:

i want sex


I was around a bunch of people having sex on sunday.  made me hurt inside.
They probably wouldn't have noticed if another man slipped in.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6886|Little Bentcock

eleven bravo wrote:

i want sex


I was around a bunch of people having sex on sunday.  made me hurt inside.
I had the best sex in a very long time an hour or two ago. dont want to make you feel worse but it was like.. exceptionally good.



/brag
eleven bravo
Member
+1,399|5523|foggy bottom
made me feel worse
Tu Stultus Es
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6886|Little Bentcock
fuckbuddies?
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6737|6 6 4 oh, I forget

eleven, Eddie know how you feel.

Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6886|Little Bentcock
nn <3
eleven bravo
Member
+1,399|5523|foggy bottom

Adams_BJ wrote:

fuckbuddies?
no thanks. youre far
Tu Stultus Es
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6842|Columbus, OH

eleven bravo wrote:

made me feel worse
solution:
https://img337.imageshack.us/img337/1931/jackdaniels8jm0.gif
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6734
well this thread suddenly got shit

quick, somebody else get pregnant
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jord
Member
+2,382|6942|The North, beyond the wall.
This beef jerky is better than sex, and cheaper.wat
eleven bravo
Member
+1,399|5523|foggy bottom
I dont even think I could get at my back up fat girl.  I burned that bridge months ago
Tu Stultus Es
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6737|6 6 4 oh, I forget

ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6913

jord wrote:

This beef jerky is better than sex, and cheaper.wat
Does your mother not give you a family discount?
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6737|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Almost....
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6891|UK

Uzique wrote:

quick, somebody else get pregnant
My neighbour at home is pregnant. She's not even 16. Silly bitch.
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6135|00770
ffs someone give ultra his 1000 karma
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
eleven bravo
Member
+1,399|5523|foggy bottom
my ex girl friend from years ago just had her kid and the father took off
Tu Stultus Es
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6737|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Yay

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