I wasn't planning on going out tonight, but now I hear there's a day celebrating alcohol consumption somewhere in the world, I probably will! There's never a bad excuse to drink too much tequila and catch chlamydia.
a drunk bastard tossed a beer bottle at my coworker's car. the bottom of the bottle left a perfect round crater in his windshield. the dude manned-up and is taking responsibility but at what point was it a good idea to toss a glass bottle in a parking lot full of cars....that part pisses me off.