Post your fav quotes from movies Its ok if you forget the characters name.
Listen...do you smell something? ~ Ray Stantz - Ghostbusters
"You know what this place needs?"
"What?"
"Grass."- The Hurtlocker
"What?"
"Grass."- The Hurtlocker
"This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff."
Carl Spackler Caddyshack
Carl Spackler Caddyshack
"NYPD, means I will knock yo punk ass down!" - J ~ MIB
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
Ill KILL you Lenord Nemoy - Dale Doeback- Stepbrothers
This cracker trying to touch my hangdown! - little black kid- Role Models
There is no try, either you do or do not. -Yoda- Empire Strikes Back
Is it true if you dont use it, you lose it? - Andy - 40 yr old virgin
This cracker trying to touch my hangdown! - little black kid- Role Models
There is no try, either you do or do not. -Yoda- Empire Strikes Back
Is it true if you dont use it, you lose it? - Andy - 40 yr old virgin
"Oh man... I shot Marvin in the face." Vincent Vega - Pulp Fiction
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|6951
That's fucking interesting man. That's fucking interesting.
" All right, Clanton... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! " " You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear? " - Tombstone
" Rise & Rise again .... till lambs become lions " - Robin Hood ( 2010 )
" Rise & Rise again .... till lambs become lions " - Robin Hood ( 2010 )
feeling good is good enough
Tu Stultus Es
corny and classic : i'll be back
badass and classic : go ahead make my day and you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
classic: frankly my dear i don't give a damn
honourable mentions: you are gonna need a bigger boat
porn: look at the size of that thing! (oops I meant star wars)
badass and classic : go ahead make my day and you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
classic: frankly my dear i don't give a damn
honourable mentions: you are gonna need a bigger boat
porn: look at the size of that thing! (oops I meant star wars)
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The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
every movie has slight porn line in there somewhereStubbee wrote:
porn: look at the size of that thing! (oops I meant star wars)
"I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose"
Mostly these:
"We've got bush!" Booger - Revenge of the Nerds
In American it's bling bling, over here it's bling bang.
I know fucking karate
And so a hilarious thread was born.SEREMAKER wrote:
every movie has slight porn line in there somewhereStubbee wrote:
porn: look at the size of that thing! (oops I meant star wars)
'Game over man! Game Over! - Hudson
'You are not in Kansas anymore!' - Quaritch
'You are not in Kansas anymore!' - Quaritch
"Its Aliiiiiiiiiiive"
'This ain't rocket surgery' - Romeo, boondock saints 2
'Fuck you, I know shit!' - Connor MacManusm, boondock saints 2
boondock saints are awsms
'Fuck you, I know shit!' - Connor MacManusm, boondock saints 2
boondock saints are awsms
"There was a moment, when I used to blame everything and everyone for all the pain and suffering and vile things that happened to me, that I saw happen to my people. Used to blame everybody. Blamed white people, blamed society, blamed God. I didn't get no answers 'cause I was asking the wrong questions. You have to ask the right questions."
"Like what? "
"Has anything you've done made your life better? "
-American History X
"Hey nice cow outfit. Where can I pick one of those up at, the gay zoo? Homo."
"No, no. It's not a cow. It's a a minotaur. It's a creature of myth. And he got this one out of your mom's closet."
"She let me keep it after I fucked her. "
-Role Models
"Like what? "
"Has anything you've done made your life better? "
-American History X
"Hey nice cow outfit. Where can I pick one of those up at, the gay zoo? Homo."
"No, no. It's not a cow. It's a a minotaur. It's a creature of myth. And he got this one out of your mom's closet."
"She let me keep it after I fucked her. "
-Role Models
El Beardo wrote:
"Oh man... I shot Marvin in the face." Vincent Vega - Pulp Fiction
Jules wrote:
There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
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"See, there are three kinds of people:
Dicks, pussies and assholes.
Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through.
But then you got your assholes,
Chuck.
And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything.
So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks.
But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck.
And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get?
You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit."
- Team America
Dicks, pussies and assholes.
Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through.
But then you got your assholes,
Chuck.
And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything.
So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks.
But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck.
And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get?
You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit."
- Team America
For fuck's sake, Tyrone
الشعب يريد اسقاط النظام
...show me the schematic
...show me the schematic
What the FUCK?!!!
Top gun: That is so fucking homo.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.