you should literally hang yourselfMekstizzle wrote:
now hang on there '27, I like my quiche just as every other self respecting man out there. But I wouldn't go as far as saying it's better than pizza, I mean... pizza is awesome, '27.
racist. you muddy cuntMekstizzle wrote:
it gets boring after awhile you pasty cunt
ruddy fenian bastardCammRobb wrote:
racist. you muddy cuntMekstizzle wrote:
it gets boring after awhile you pasty cunt
gtfo nigga, I ain't religious at all.Mekstizzle wrote:
ruddy fenian bastardCammRobb wrote:
racist. you muddy cuntMekstizzle wrote:
it gets boring after awhile you pasty cunt
It can be wildly expensive, thats for sure.Eifa wrote:
lmao. who ever said love making can't be wild? ;DCammRobb wrote:
Bollocks, you look like you appreciate a fucking good hammering in the bedroom.Eifa wrote:
i didn't have a hangover. but i reckon that's the reason i blacked out
@uzi, i think i still prefer love making over raw sex
nah no need to be expensive..Dilbert_X wrote:
It can be wildly expensive, thats for sure.Eifa wrote:
lmao. who ever said love making can't be wild? ;DCammRobb wrote:
Bollocks, you look like you appreciate a fucking good hammering in the bedroom.
.....1927 wrote:
I havent had sex for years, but have made love on various occasions. If you pull her hair thats sex, if you got her foot in ya gob, thats love.
it was definately love making. you know what i mean lol1927 wrote:
I havent had sex for years, but have made love on various occasions. If you pull her hair thats sex, if you got her foot in ya gob, thats love.
Well I hope you didnt have any toe jam under ya nails? Im serious with this bit next time ya licking ya mrs (or someone elses), stick ya finger in her fanny and her toe in ya gob, suck it like ya life depends on it. Thank me later, well you both can.Eifa wrote:
it was definately love making. you know what i mean lol1927 wrote:
I havent had sex for years, but have made love on various occasions. If you pull her hair thats sex, if you got her foot in ya gob, thats love.
what the fuck1927 wrote:
Well I hope you didnt have any toe jam under ya nails? Im serious with this bit next time ya licking ya mrs (or someone elses), stick ya finger in her fanny and her toe in ya gob, suck it like ya life depends on it. Thank me later, well you both can.Eifa wrote:
it was definately love making. you know what i mean lol1927 wrote:
I havent had sex for years, but have made love on various occasions. If you pull her hair thats sex, if you got her foot in ya gob, thats love.
But ladies please make sure ya toes aint hairy or/and stinking of Cheese n Onion crisps. Nothing orse
he's a charmer for sure.Toilet Sex wrote:
what the fuck1927 wrote:
Well I hope you didnt have any toe jam under ya nails? Im serious with this bit next time ya licking ya mrs (or someone elses), stick ya finger in her fanny and her toe in ya gob, suck it like ya life depends on it. Thank me later, well you both can.Eifa wrote:
it was definately love making. you know what i mean lol
But ladies please make sure ya toes aint hairy or/and stinking of Cheese n Onion crisps. Nothing orse
Ive re-read it and it should be pretty easy to follow.Toilet Sex wrote:
what the fuck1927 wrote:
Well I hope you didnt have any toe jam under ya nails? Im serious with this bit next time ya licking ya mrs (or someone elses), stick ya finger in her fanny and her toe in ya gob, suck it like ya life depends on it. Thank me later, well you both can.Eifa wrote:
it was definately love making. you know what i mean lol
But ladies please make sure ya toes aint hairy or/and stinking of Cheese n Onion crisps. Nothing orse
lolCammRobb wrote:
he's a charmer for sure.Toilet Sex wrote:
what the fuck1927 wrote:
Well I hope you didnt have any toe jam under ya nails? Im serious with this bit next time ya licking ya mrs (or someone elses), stick ya finger in her fanny and her toe in ya gob, suck it like ya life depends on it. Thank me later, well you both can.
But ladies please make sure ya toes aint hairy or/and stinking of Cheese n Onion crisps. Nothing orse
1927 wrote:
Smelly Feet are like crisps I have found allow me to explain.
Smelly Feet in socks = Cheese n Onion
Smelly feet in shoes (no socks) = Salt n Vinegar
(girls feet im on about)
If they smell like Steak and Onion run. If her fanny smells like Scampi Fries, you aint running quick enough.
When in Wales.....Toilet Sex wrote:
what the fuck1927 wrote:
Well I hope you didnt have any toe jam under ya nails? Im serious with this bit next time ya licking ya mrs (or someone elses), stick ya finger in her fanny and her toe in ya gob, suck it like ya life depends on it. Thank me later, well you both can.Eifa wrote:
it was definately love making. you know what i mean lol
But ladies please make sure ya toes aint hairy or/and stinking of Cheese n Onion crisps. Nothing orse
Last edited by Dilbert_X (2010-05-17 06:09:16)
