Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6757|Gogledd Cymru

How about full on endless buttsex for hours without stopping?
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6839

Surgeons wrote:

How about full on endless buttsex for hours without stopping?
Until there's blood?
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6839

FUCK OFF you scouse twats. Rodwell has signed a 5 year contract at Everton.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6757|Gogledd Cymru

Toilet Sex wrote:

Surgeons wrote:

How about full on endless buttsex for hours without stopping?
Until there's blood?
Is there any other way?

Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6839

Surgeons wrote:

Toilet Sex wrote:

Surgeons wrote:

How about full on endless buttsex for hours without stopping?
Until there's blood?
Is there any other way?

Duh

Jizz and/or poo innit
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6757|Gogledd Cymru

Personally I don't stop until I'm bleeding out my ears.

1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6941|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Amongst my 'odd' things Im into, Im a mutha fucking pepper freak.  I fucking loves it, cant get enough of it.  Anything to do with Pasta ends up almost black.  I spent £25 on a proper grinder, the kind you'd get in an I' Tie (Italian, save Shezza some work there).  Its about 20" tall.  I grind it really rough baby.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6757|Gogledd Cymru

My grandparents have these badass wooden pepper + salt mills, they're probably about 20" tall too, massive things.
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6398|Carnoustie MASSIF

Surgeons wrote:

My grandparents have these badass wooden pepper + salt mills, they're probably about 20" tall too, massive things.
wait, when the fuck did you get your name changed back?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6941|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Surgeons wrote:

My grandparents have these badass wooden pepper + salt mills, they're probably about 20" tall too, massive things.
Now I know what you mean.  Your Grandparents are probably:

Him - 5ft 11"
Her - 5ft 5"

??
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6375|Birmingham, UK
some chavs laughed at me and called me a dickhead so i called him a degenerate and walked off
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6839

Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6757|Gogledd Cymru

Nah my grandmother is taller than my grandfather, her side of the family were all very tall apparently.

He's probably 5'5" and she's probably 5'10" or something like that.

@Camm: 2 days 16 hours ago.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6941|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

SEREVENT wrote:

some chavs laughed at me and called me a dickhead so i called him a degenerate and walked off
Cunt
Him
In
The
Bastard
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6941|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Surgeons wrote:

Nah my grandmother is taller than my grandfather, her side of the family were all very tall apparently.

He's probably 5'5" and she's probably 5'10" or something like that.

@Camm: 2 days 16 hours ago.
Fair Do's - Thats a tall Grandmother to have, fair play to her.

I hope you do their garden for them and help out as much as possible.
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6706|King Of The Islands

1927 wrote:

SEREVENT wrote:

some chavs laughed at me and called me a dickhead so i called him a degenerate and walked off
Cunt
Him
In
The
Bastard
That'll learn 'im.

wat
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6941|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
I just seen Usmarine has been banned.

Was that 11Bravo?

He was grumpy as fuck last week.

What did he do?
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6375|Birmingham, UK
my grandma was like 5 foot, very small
pace51
Boom?
+194|5441|Markham, Ontario
Hey everyone, being eh?
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6839

Will be once I'm out of work innit
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6941|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

SEREVENT wrote:

my grandma was like 5 foot, very small
They usually are.

I had a posh one that was tall, was a right rat bag.  She'd 'pass wind' and try slamming cupboard doors to disguise the noise, daft bat.

The other one was my lil star, she was 5ft and a bit.  Her name.............Mollie.  Her and Gramps started the business off.
Kez
Member
+778|5971|London, UK
whats up guys
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6375|Birmingham, UK
just about to do some work kez, yourself?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6941|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Whats up yaself Homeboy?

Are England playing footy tonight or something?  Youve fucked the confused right outta me.
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6398|Carnoustie MASSIF
Go to the sports section and join my fantasy football league

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