Make your own Conspiracy theory

2010-05-24 08:32:26

#1

cpt.fass1: The Cap'n Can Make it Hap'n; +329|7100|NJ

Ok so this is to put your own conspiracy theory in.

Mine is

That dinosaurs where made up by the governments to hide that they're using old human remains to full our cars. They are also creating Genocides all over the world(Germany, Africa, Bosnia) to create future oil reserves for future generations.

Let's see who else is creative..

2010-05-24 08:34:13

#2

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6894|Gogledd Cymru

we r in the matricks

2010-05-24 08:34:51

#3

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7037

nasa faked the moon landing

2010-05-24 08:39:14

#4

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7037

Surgeons wrote:
we r in the matricks

hello agent smith

2010-05-24 08:41:33

#5

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,746|7141|Cinncinatti

pace51 is an elaborate troll who is actually chuy who told the mod team to keep quiet and claim pace is from canada. when pace said there will be a storm in 2 weeks he meant he will reveal his true identity as chuy and make the forum pink.

2010-05-24 08:42:00

#6

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6894|Gogledd Cymru

Gooners wrote:
Surgeons wrote:
we r in the matricks
hello agent smith

Mr. Anderson. Surprised to see me?

2010-05-24 08:45:42

#7

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7078|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

I got two

They put tooth decaying shit in toothpaste. The more you buy the worse it gets so you buy more.

They put nasty shit in spot cream. You bung the potion on and it makes ya skin worse, you go out and buy more.

2010-05-24 08:47:20

#8

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6627|Escea

2010-05-24 08:47:26

#9

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7037

Surgeons wrote:
Gooners wrote:
Surgeons wrote:
we r in the matricks
hello agent smith
Mr. Anderson. Surprised to see me?

not really mate, i just went out to the pub for a pint and i happened to bump into that other dude, forgot his name ye, but yeah it was good and whatnot then sam showed up and we all got proper fucked and yeah just a genuine good time m8 u shudve dropped by

2010-05-24 08:53:06

#10

SonderKommando: Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....; +564|7064|The darkside of Denver

In attempt to circle China and Russia western intelligence staged the 9/11 attacks using black op controlled terror cells and forcing our defense infrastructure to stand down. Simultaneously they ran mock terror drills on the attack targets at the same time on the same day, therefore giving the ability to deny implication if caught and to further confuse legitimate defense. Then under the guise of the War on Terror invasions of both Iraq and Afghanistan occurred while preparations are made for Pakistan and Iran.

2010-05-24 08:56:28

#11

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +796|7089|United States of America

Pi is exactly 3! Watch out who you tell about this though. The Mathletes won't take too kindly to our knowledge of it.

2010-05-24 08:57:09

#12

13rin: Member; +977|6883

The fuckers who write virus code are the same fuckers that offer anti-virus protection programs.

*edit:

Some ass hole put a device on my car which turn all lights to red when my jeep approaches traffic lights.

Every sum-a-bitch and their brother meet close to my home and all get on the road with the sole intent of fucking with me when I have to go somewhere.

Wal-Mart is really run by aliens with world domination aspirations (Al Gore is the leader).

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I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.

2010-05-24 09:03:45

#13

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5663|foggy bottom

david koresh was the second coming of the lord and the government knew it.

Tu Stultus Es

2010-05-24 09:06:09

#14

13rin: Member; +977|6883

eleven bravo wrote:
david koresh was the second coming of the lord and the government knew it.

Good one!

I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.

2010-05-24 09:08:01

#15

Kez: Member; +778|6107|London, UK

heres mine

thread sucks

2010-05-24 09:10:44

#16

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7053

Mods are gay ~ Dauntless

2010-05-24 09:53:17

#17

Trotskygrad: бля; +354|6404|Vortex Ring State

Government puts additives in cigarettes so people who smoke them die faster.

2010-05-24 10:00:00

#18

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6982|Columbus, OH

The ghost of Micheal Jackson pays you a late night visit when you sleep face down.

2010-05-24 10:01:48

#19

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|7057

FM is Pace51

2010-05-24 10:02:57

#20

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6982|Columbus, OH

Lucien wrote:
FM is Pace51

concur

2010-05-24 10:06:09

#21

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6868|cuntshitlake

Lucien wrote:
FM is Pace51

No facts in this thread

main battle tank karthus medikopter 117 megamegapowershot gg

2010-05-24 10:07:29

#22

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6193|Catherine Black

Trotskygrad wrote:
Government puts additives in cigarettes so people who smoke them die faster.

Nah, they wouldn't do that cause then they're out more on healthcare fixing the damage they did.

..in healthcare countries, at least.

2010-05-24 10:07:50

#23

Trotskygrad: бля; +354|6404|Vortex Ring State

Finray wrote:
Trotskygrad wrote:
Government puts additives in cigarettes so people who smoke them die faster.
Nah, they wouldn't do that cause then they're out more on healthcare fixing the damage they did.

..in healthcare countries, at least.

exactly.

2010-05-24 10:08:36

#24

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5947|Toronto

Where is ATG?

He has us all beat when it comes to conspiracy theories.

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families

2010-05-24 10:09:33

#25

aerodynamic: FOCKING HELL; +241|6158|Roma

Videogames are actually training tools for future soldiers.
As we play a game all the infos are registered to a robot soldier who learns about teabagging and noobtubing so that in the future when we are attacked by aliens we can defend our selves.

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