Think i covered the most usual ways to confront an alien on first encounter, but how and what would u do ?
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What would u do first time encountering life from outer space ?
| Kill him for his vehicle | 28% | 28% - 17 | ||||
| Shoot him in the face because he looks funny | 3% | 3% - 2 | ||||
| Ask him if he could teach you to make cropcircles | 5% | 5% - 3 | ||||
| Start talking with a slow robotic voice | 3% | 3% - 2 | ||||
| Ask what tanningspray he uses | 1% | 1% - 1 | ||||
| Put down a clay and run for cover | 8% | 8% - 5 | ||||
| Use the new crouchbug to kill him undetected | 1% | 1% - 1 | ||||
| Take him home and feed him chocolate | 16% | 16% - 10 | ||||
| Say : Hi my name is Earl ! | 13% | 13% - 8 | ||||
| Other, please specify | 18% | 18% - 11 | ||||
| Total: 60 | ||||||
Hi my name is Earl
Lol I'm the second voter and we both voted Hi My name is Earl... Although my name isn't even Earl ;-)
Though stealing his cool vehicle sounds good as well...
Though stealing his cool vehicle sounds good as well...
Last edited by =TH=[Eleanor]-NL- (2006-05-01 03:07:56)
If its a hot female alien, why not take it out on a date ?
If he's armed, run.
If he's unarmed, I'd offer to shake his hand.
If he's unarmed, I'd offer to shake his hand.
i think we shod do two things. first steel his awesome spacecraft then we make a list and say HI MY NAME IS EARL, and i got bad karma.
Definetley TK and spawn rape his buddies so my peeps here on earth can have some sweet shit to play with! Then I would take their weapons and spell, "Hi, My name is Earl" on their planet so big that you could see it from space n shit. Then I would fly back and pick you guys up, go back and let you all take their vehicles n ray guns n shit. Then we would all change our name to Earl, well...no thats too much, they wouldnt understand what a toy taxi cab is. I am sorry I am rambling...TK, take vehicle, spawn rape, come get all you guys, go back, major fun! +1 please?
Last edited by d3v1ldr1v3r13 (2006-05-01 04:41:40)
kill him for his vehicle, if it looks cool and it reminds me of me, i like it
Had one more alternative but the box was to small:
*Take him to the president but reconcidered since the president name is Bush and u don`t really want an galactic incident on your resumé !
*Take him to the president but reconcidered since the president name is Bush and u don`t really want an galactic incident on your resumé !
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Wheres the get clean underware option?
Other, please specifyparanoid101 wrote:
Wheres the get clean underware option?
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I chose "Ask him if he could teach you to make cropcircles" so I could learn and go ruin their crops so his family can go hungry. Then I'd kill him. That way his friends would come and ask our government how to set up a tax system so they can support their free loading single moms. We are good at that.
how about ask them to probe prez. bush, and abduct him. so we can start this country BETTER, then it has been in almost 8yrs
I'd kill him for his vehicle, then take my new prize and T-bag him with it
I picked crop circles. The only problem with taking their ship is that you some dumb shit would get it and crash it in just a few minutes.
Scream like a little girl and run away.
Because the only reason they would be here is for anal probing and slave labor, both of which I want nothing to do with.
Because the only reason they would be here is for anal probing and slave labor, both of which I want nothing to do with.
You're funny. +1
i say get cover and send ur annoyin brother first to see if they are dangerous
I would run for cover and shout "enemy boat spotted"
i probably would want to see his insides i would kill him disect him to see what make himtick and then probably check if you could have sex with it beccuase then i would say i was the first to have sex with an alien o also i would know what to look for because i am a surgeon in real life
eww cmon dont have sex with a dead alien, thats just sick
And they say i`m the weird one ?????
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I'm American so I'd kill it just fer fun.
I'll offer him a nice cold belgium beer
If he looks dangerous at all, run away and return armed. If not then I would definantly try to get in on that new tech deal.
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