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I'm only an asshole for you guysghettoperson wrote:
I hope you're less of an asshole than you are on here, otherwise you're fucked. In the bad way.FloppY_ wrote:
Need help on where to meet cute girls...
Not into drunk ones...
Not into selfish ones...
Not into golddiggers...
Srsly, I think I'm too much of a "cute/good guy" for girls to put up with me in the long run
I'm that guy who allways asks if anything and sorrys everything else...
I have some bad days once so often, I take that out on people like Uzique, Pace and Sh1fty who diserve it :
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Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
hai mkxii, mek.
lolyeahh.. shit is backwards. like world cup games on at midnight to 6am.Sisco10 wrote:
lolaussies
Just get drunk and tap a fat chick. They hardly complain and she might even lets you stick it in her pooper.FloppY_ wrote:
I'm only an asshole for you guysghettoperson wrote:
I hope you're less of an asshole than you are on here, otherwise you're fucked. In the bad way.FloppY_ wrote:
Need help on where to meet cute girls...
Not into drunk ones...
Not into selfish ones...
Not into golddiggers...
Srsly, I think I'm too much of a "cute/good guy" for girls to put up with me in the long run
I'm that guy who allways asks if anything and sorrys everything else...
Put a piece of newspaper over it and all will be right with the world.Sisco10 wrote:
That would require me to pick it up first. Meh. I´ll wait for it to dry, than I can lift it all in one piece.
Hai minty
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I think fat chicks make my dick all limp :<Sisco10 wrote:
Just get drunk and tap a fat chick. They hardly complain and she might even lets you stick it in her pooper.FloppY_ wrote:
I'm only an asshole for you guysghettoperson wrote:
I hope you're less of an asshole than you are on here, otherwise you're fucked. In the bad way.
Srsly, I think I'm too much of a "cute/good guy" for girls to put up with me in the long run
I'm that guy who allways asks if anything and sorrys everything else...
And I don't drink
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
I went with a kitchen towel. Was passing one when I went for a beer, my world is right now.ebug9 wrote:
Put a piece of newspaper over it and all will be right with the world.Sisco10 wrote:
That would require me to pick it up first. Meh. I´ll wait for it to dry, than I can lift it all in one piece.
Hai minty
hai ebug!
show them a picture of your watermelon pen
Well, not drinking makes everything harder. THenFloppY_ wrote:
I think fat chicks make my dick all limp :<Sisco10 wrote:
Just get drunk and tap a fat chick. They hardly complain and she might even lets you stick it in her pooper.FloppY_ wrote:
I'm only an asshole for you guys
Srsly, I think I'm too much of a "cute/good guy" for girls to put up with me in the long run
I'm that guy who allways asks if anything and sorrys everything else...
And I don't drink
Just thought, you jsut think they make it limp, but you never know until you plow.me wrote:
Anyways, if you want to fuck ( and I bet you do) go for the drunk ones. Get drunk yourself (but not to drunk to not get a hard on), makes it easier to brake the ice, lol.
If you look for a gf, try your circle of friends first, they might hook you up. Relationships need experience, so expect a the first few to crash and burn. Better to start off easy.
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Guessing by his username, the problem is deeper than fatties...
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Speaking of sex and vomit, should I wait for my ex, in whose apartement I currently reside, to come back from her London trip tommorrow to maybe have sex and definately have long uninteresting talks, or should I risk visiting the day after on which I certainly can have sex with a good reason to block the talks due to my father arriving to help me in my own apartement?
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Girls like nice guys in the long run, as long as you're not boring. But being a nice guy won't get you a gf in the first place.FloppY_ wrote:
I'm only an asshole for you guysghettoperson wrote:
I hope you're less of an asshole than you are on here, otherwise you're fucked. In the bad way.FloppY_ wrote:
Need help on where to meet cute girls...
Not into drunk ones...
Not into selfish ones...
Not into golddiggers...
Srsly, I think I'm too much of a "cute/good guy" for girls to put up with me in the long run
I'm that guy who allways asks if anything and sorrys everything else...
I have some bad days once so often, I take that out on people like Uzique, Pace and Sh1fty who diserve it :
Hey guys can my 2010 silverado 5.3l v8 use 91 premium gas?? It's super cheap at costco or arco and i might as well take advantage of it
yeah, sure..
Ghetto, we need you to come back to Vegas next month. This is serious. I need to see how tall you are IRL. I'ma git Donnie to come too.
Battle of the 7 footers!
You should come party with us. I want to wear your hat.
Battle of the 7 footers!
You should come party with us. I want to wear your hat.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
yes
Yes to my question?? Cause 91 at costco is the same as 87 at like shell or chevron lol
give it a try shadow, then light a match and put it in the tank to save the fuel you use when starting up the engine
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But I already tried that with my other car all the fueljust disappeared and I had to get more gas
87? Lol, our fuel is either 91, 95 or 98 octane. if 87 works, then a higher one won't be bad....=NHB=Shadow wrote:
Yes to my question?? Cause 91 at costco is the same as 87 at like shell or chevron lol
Haha man I'd love to! Funds are a little on the low side right now, but we do need to do a proper meet up sometime in Vegas.King_County_Downy wrote:
Ghetto, we need you to come back to Vegas next month. This is serious. I need to see how tall you are IRL. I'ma git Donnie to come too.
Battle of the 7 footers!
You should come party with us. I want to wear your hat.
Yes we Americans like to use cheap gas lol