you mean thighs
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
- Superior Mind
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no uig wrote:
uSuperior Mind wrote:
Can't believe he bluffed your ass like that.
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i was at a friends house for dinner. they were having chicken, when his sister said "will you grab a thigh?" so i did.King_County_Downy wrote:
you mean thighs
she said, "Good thing i didn't ask for a breast . . ."
all i need
If he's Mr. 6-second Fart, call me Mr. 60-second Piss
...rookiesmtb0minime wrote:
If he's Mr. 6-second Fart, call me Mr. 60-second Piss
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
i piss way longer than 60 secs if im drinkin a bunch of beer/water. when my buddy drinks, he has to piss literally every 5-15 mins. we call him the tinkle fairy
why has this turned into a pissing contest?
I'm sure I've done better, but the only confirmed record I have is ~60 sec. (and that's without trying of course )
I used to be a "tinkle fairy" when drinking I was also known to pass alcohol through my system faster than water. Take a shot, have to pee literally 10 seconds later... Fortunately that's all in the past
I used to be a "tinkle fairy" when drinking I was also known to pass alcohol through my system faster than water. Take a shot, have to pee literally 10 seconds later... Fortunately that's all in the past
Oh shit that happens to me.ig wrote:
i piss way longer than 60 secs if im drinkin a bunch of beer/water. when my buddy drinks, he has to piss literally every 5-15 mins. we call him the tinkle fairy
noice 
ive never actually timed mine, but i know ive had one go at least 2 mins
I'd post this in the Recommend & Rate music thread but I'd get yelled at by people who think this might be directed toward them or anyone in particular...
http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson670.html
http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson670.html
phish sux
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Gotta post twice
What is that from?
- Superior Mind
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No idea
mtb0minime wrote:
I'd post this in the Recommend & Rate music thread but I'd get yelled at by people who think this might be directed toward them or anyone in particular...
http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson670.jpg
http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson670.html
lol
that's a great one!Macbeth wrote:
http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson1.jpgmtb0minime wrote:
I'd post this in the Recommend & Rate music thread but I'd get yelled at by people who think this might be directed toward them or anyone in particular...
http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson670.jpg
http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson670.html
lol
I only came across it today, so I'll have to start digging through the archives.
lolmtb0minime wrote:
I'd post this in the Recommend & Rate music thread but I'd get yelled at by people who think this might be directed toward them or anyone in particular...
http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson670.jpg
http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson670.html
noice
sm i think i can keep watching that gif for a while
Special Forces isn't working with my Steam version of BF2
That's from a movie called After Sex.mtb0minime wrote:
What is that from?
That is Zoe Saldana, aka Neytiri, finger fucking Mila Kunis, aka Meg Griffin, and then enjoying her taste. Truely a piece of cinematic art.
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can't express my jubilation enough about the lakers destruction of the celtics. Bought fucking time.
It's tied now and is going to game 7 right?KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
can't express my jubilation enough about the lakers destruction of the celtics. Bought fucking time.
I didn't even know the playoffs were going on tbh.
Ya. But that time the "bought" will only delay the inevitable.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Bought fucking time.