I think this thread has run it's course.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Still open hahahahahaha
fuck that last page was awesome
closed m8SamTheMan wrote:
fuck that last page was awesome
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Tosh.0 is hilarious. I love it.
So you're saying I'm insulting myself by saying I'm skinny?Toilet Sex wrote:
pretty much insulting yourself there...-Sh1fty- wrote:
I am Sam's dickToilet Sex wrote:
you look like you weigh less than sam's dick
then again so do most people
That's why he can never please women. They don't like toothpicks.
I'm sorry but I'd rather lack a kilo here and there than be so fucking overweight I can't run 30ft.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Dude threads closed.
it looks like if you tried to run 30 feet you'd burn calories to death.-Sh1fty- wrote:
So you're saying I'm insulting myself by saying I'm skinny?Toilet Sex wrote:
pretty much insulting yourself there...-Sh1fty- wrote:
I am Sam's dick
That's why he can never please women. They don't like toothpicks.
I'm sorry but I'd rather lack a kilo here and there than be so fucking overweight I can't run 30ft.
but but but....
I ran 1km today...[edit] train station and back, yeah I can run more don't worry [/edit]
I ran 1km today...[edit] train station and back, yeah I can run more don't worry [/edit]
Last edited by -Sh1fty- (2010-06-25 15:43:51)
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
you said you're sam's dick-Sh1fty- wrote:
So you're saying I'm insulting myself by saying I'm skinny?Toilet Sex wrote:
pretty much insulting yourself there...-Sh1fty- wrote:
I am Sam's dick
That's why he can never please women. They don't like toothpicks.
I'm sorry but I'd rather lack a kilo here and there than be so fucking overweight I can't run 30ft.
women don't like sam's dick so they must not like you
you're a toothpick
lol miggle
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I am Sam's dick
i took the cool approach not the gay one-Sh1fty- wrote:
Well I cba to correct the wrong approach you took to that joke. So so so so I'll rick roll bf2sToilet Sex wrote:
you said you're sam's dick-Sh1fty- wrote:
So you're saying I'm insulting myself by saying I'm skinny?
I'm sorry but I'd rather lack a kilo here and there than be so fucking overweight I can't run 30ft.
women don't like sam's dick so they must not like you
you're a toothpick
lol miggle
what you wish you were sam's dick... puff
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Oops, forgot to click the thingy
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it