XstrangerdangerX
conversation is combat
+36|7195|Tasmania
I remember being taunted by a guy on the other team constantly. I was having a bad round and every time he killed me he'd type in insults.

Then he was on my team next round and I got in the chopper as his gunner. First he tried to be a spastic and was wheeling through the air and looping it.. I calmly asked him to fly. Eventually (after three minutes or more) he did.

Oh BOY could he fly well.

So, inbetween racking up an awesome amount of kills through TV and machine gun I kept typing in things like "holy shit man, it's not a surfboard, take it up!!" and "that's a wicked trick, you sure can fly for an arsehole"...

this went on for another ten minutes until he joined my squad and started comms with me.

I was straight up with him.. "mate you're an awesome player and a fantastic pilot but there's no need to be such a wanker about it". Turns out he was 20 years+ and had been playing since the morning and his eyes were almost bleeding. He apologised and we carved it up in the chopper for the next three maps.

The lesson being, don't let dickheads get to you. Don't immediately spaz out and froth all over your computer screen, try being nice first.. use tact, use diplomacy.. effectively kiss their arse. It results in you having an improved game experience and is also a talent that will get you far in life as well***. People who taunt WANT you to react, they want to make you lose it. This is because they are raving maniacs with overblown egos and incredibly teeny-tiny penises.

Get them onside to get what you want.

Now watch as some prick neg karma's me with the message 'stfu fag no0b loLlooLloL'.


*** - arse kissing is not the talent that takes you far in life, it's being able to get what you want from morons that will do it.

Last edited by XstrangerdangerX (2006-05-02 02:38:52)

JahManRed
wank
+646|7194|IRELAND

Yeah in a moment of rage. I uttered the words. "why dont you suck a shite out of my ass.........."
Then in a moment of calm, I thought how satisfying that must feel. No need for bog roll and would be cooling after a curry on my sphickter...................ive said too much
k1LLr_M
Prone to Own
+118|7159|Houston, TX
was thinking about breakfast just now, but you just changed my mind
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|7231|NT, like Mick Dundee

Tushers wrote:

I see karma like body fat, the more karma you loose the less you weigh
Polabearz is dead then. Must have wasted away by now.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
joker3327
=IBF2=
+305|7164|Cheshire. UK
I find its better with a Big Mac...you can wedge between the 2 pattys and mooch away....you want mayo on that! ...oh and the funniest I got called was a "Fucking welshman.." .....dont ask ..I have no Idea either...
Sphinctometer
Member
+2|7199

Seal 3 wrote:

Got called a "Hamburger Fucking scrotum farmer" by a guy with a Swedish accent on voip, quite funny. 

[/i]
I believe the polite term is "Hamburger _loving_ scrotum farmer"
herrr_smity
Member
+156|7194|space command ur anus
the best insult is.  din tre kuk (mean you are a wood cock)
Andivari
Member
+5|7140
Got called this once "Mudeer fukin sdd haxoer bizich!" followed by "I fkd yer mudder u snipper bizh!"

I repeadidly sniped him Wake, wasn't gunning for him but he was an idiot and kept coming the same way.  Later he teamswitched and tk'd me 5 times and got banned.
pure_beef_69
Banned
+186|7213
i sometimes act like a retard over VOIP its funny
CoconutBlitz
I've had the diarrheas since Easters
+145|7156|California U.S.A

Sphinctometer wrote:

Seal 3 wrote:

Got called a "Hamburger Fucking scrotum farmer" by a guy with a Swedish accent on voip, quite funny. 

[/i]
I believe the polite term is "Hamburger _loving_ scrotum farmer"


Well I was a hamburger loving scrotum farmer, until I walked in on the hamburger getting it on with an entire box of chicken breasts.....it was kinda like a big lesbain orgy. I watched for a while
eagles1106
Member
+269|7150|Marlton, New Jersey.

Seal 3 wrote:

Sphinctometer wrote:

Seal 3 wrote:

Got called a "Hamburger Fucking scrotum farmer" by a guy with a Swedish accent on voip, quite funny. 

[/i]
I believe the polite term is "Hamburger _loving_ scrotum farmer"


Well I was a hamburger loving scrotum farmer, until I walked in on the hamburger getting it on with an entire box of chicken breasts.....it was kinda like a big lesbain orgy. I watched for a while
ok...lol...



***P.S.***im reinstating this thread to glory because i feel like it.....i feel like hearing more insults..

Last edited by eagles1106 (2006-08-01 23:19:40)

jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|7092|Singapore
i got this just once

jkohlc [SVD] noob
noob: HEY OMGZ00RZ!!!!!!1!!! HOW TEH FUCK J00 KILLED ME AT TAHT RANEGE!!!!!!11!!
KICKING!!! noob for using vulgarities
eagles1106
Member
+269|7150|Marlton, New Jersey.
i just realized, at the time of this thread i may have been high or may have been doin a little too much of the magic mushroom or something because my grammar fucking blew, im goin back and editing it, i dont like looking like a retard
dhoar4
Banned
+151|7102|Forest Lake, Australia

deject wrote:

I love taunting the homophobes who play online.  I pretend like I'm gay and come on strong.  No easier way to piss them off.  As for actual insults, I don't see to many but I probably miss a lot because the text area isn't super obvious when I'm focused.
Pretend...lol...You're not fooling anyone buddy...

The funniest thing I've been called was a noob.  Typical nerd language.  Just makes me laugh because that's one more idiot that lives for BF2
DocZ
Member
+13|7254|Belgium
trust me, there is no worse insult then calling someone: "OMG you fucking Belgian!".... use it once in a while, it really pisses people off....
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|7219
randomWarlordPlayer: Sarge u hack
me: Thank you for your comment. You are now filed under 'hack accusations' #58. If you have anything else to say then please, don't.


Some guys really do believe with all their heart that I cheat.. it's incredible how much a good aim and some quick thinking is worth in BF2.

Last edited by SargeV1.4 (2006-08-02 07:22:57)

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Ir0n-M@n
has the greatest stats on earth
+125|7310|Germany
i raped a mainbase for the first time in this round and he called me "baserape llama", 10 minutes later i took a c4-car and killed his tank, he calls "oh the baserape llama is a c4 llama too" -.- (btw he was first lieutnant )

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