BF2S Forums Happy Birthday BF2!

The Dead Collector wrote:

Bring out yer dead. Bring out yer dead.

Me wrote:

Here's one.

The Dead Collector wrote:

That'll be ninepence.

BF2 wrote:

I'm not dead.

The Dead Collector wrote:

What?

Me wrote:

Nothing. There's your ninepence.

BF2 wrote:

I'm not dead.

The Dead Collector wrote:

'Ere, he says he's not dead.

Me wrote:

Yes he is.

BF2 wrote:

I'm not.

The Dead Collector wrote:

He isn't?

Me wrote:

Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.

BF2 wrote:

I'm getting better.

Me wrote:

No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.

The Dead Collector wrote:

Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.

BF2 wrote:

I don't want to go on the cart.

Me wrote:

Oh, don't be such a baby.

The Dead Collector wrote:

I can't take him.

BF2 wrote:

I feel fine.

Me wrote:

Oh, do me a favor.

The Dead Collector wrote:

I can't.

Me wrote:

Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

The Dead Collector wrote:

I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.

Me wrote:

Well, when's your next round?

The Dead Collector wrote:

Thursday.

BF2 wrote:

I think I'll go for a walk.

Me wrote:

You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?

BF2 wrote:

I feel happy. I feel happy.

Me wrote:

Ah, thank you very much.

The Dead Collector wrote:

Not at all. See you on Thursday.

Me wrote:

Right.