pix or it didn't happen
What? What didnt happen? Am I one of the ones who makes things up? Nuh, Im fucking too busy for that.Markooo*Est wrote:
pix or it didn't happen
Well she's now putting soppy shit on facebook.
Yesterday: Think I will go back into my shell for safe keeping from now on
Today: Trying to put my brave face on but its not working
Now unless something has happened since I rang her, get a fucking grip luv. This is why I cut you loose, ya too soppy. Too strokey strokey, kissy wissy, touchy touchy, fuck off, you wouldnt even let me chinese burn you or give you a dead arm.
You met me a month ago, yeah Im lush but even so, chin up, dry ya eyes mate. Get a grip.
Yesterday: Think I will go back into my shell for safe keeping from now on
Today: Trying to put my brave face on but its not working
Now unless something has happened since I rang her, get a fucking grip luv. This is why I cut you loose, ya too soppy. Too strokey strokey, kissy wissy, touchy touchy, fuck off, you wouldnt even let me chinese burn you or give you a dead arm.
You met me a month ago, yeah Im lush but even so, chin up, dry ya eyes mate. Get a grip.
that was a random drunken post of a Cars song last night lol... not sure why i chose that?1927 wrote:
I had to read the OP again to see if I mentioned the pain in the ass drive home I just mentioned above, but I hadnt. It wasnt until I heard a lil bit I got the point, but yeah the travelling was a pain. I dont want that lives in my town, I like my own space and knowing I can do what I like without having 'suprise' thrown at me as she walks through the door.Catbox wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6avuh3K_70
maybe this song? it's an old song but it's a classic... the lyrics are haunting.
Love is the answer
It was quite ironic cos the drive up there pissed me off, parking my motor in her garage was alright tho, ..... if you get me?Catbox wrote:
that was a random drunken post of a Cars song last night lol... not sure why i chose that?1927 wrote:
I had to read the OP again to see if I mentioned the pain in the ass drive home I just mentioned above, but I hadnt. It wasnt until I heard a lil bit I got the point, but yeah the travelling was a pain. I dont want that lives in my town, I like my own space and knowing I can do what I like without having 'suprise' thrown at me as she walks through the door.Catbox wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6avuh3K_70
maybe this song? it's an old song but it's a classic... the lyrics are haunting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo40aTe_3JM
Im not in love is also a good choice, she was I think I wasnt. Id been telling family n friends I was gonna knock her on the head from 2 weeks ago as she was falling for me, not her fault, but I could just tell. I could smell it, I could see the snail trails.
I think this song is more appropriate
Ignore the fucking advert for fucking golf.
Too many skirts to chase I reckon.
it definitely sucks when you are the one who decides to break up with a girl... you feel bad because you know how you've felt when a girl
wants to break up with you. It sucks because if you are nice to them or sleep with them they think that you still like them. I don't know
the answer... plenty of slutty girls to bang and they are cool with that.
Finding a cool one who isn't nuts and isn't a trashy chick is the hard part.
Here is one of the greatest movies on relationships and is the truth... a training film on how to pick up girls lol
http://www.ehow.com/how_2187451_practice-tao-steve.html
Instructions
Things You'll Need:
Discipline
A little smarts
A little luck
Step 1
Eliminate your desire. Or, as Dex says in The Tao of Steve, " ... when I'm hanging out with a woman, that's all I'm doing is hanging out, talking, listening. I'm not sitting there thinking about how to get in bed with her. And this completely confuses them because they're saying "Wait a minute. I'm so much better looking than this guy. Isn't he attracted to me?" As much as you may be attracted to a member of the opposite sex, remove this from your consciousness. As basic mating rituals go, women can sniff out your intentions fairly quickly. The second you make it clear--even if only in your own thoughts--that you want more than the conversation at hand, "you're finished, cuz women can smell an agenda like [feces] on a shoe."
Step 2
Be excellent in their presence. The basic tenets of "survival of the fittest" say that men and women are looking for the optimal pairing for the sake of their progeny. Rams butt heads to prove their worth. Some species of bird put on intricate displays of pageantry, ruffling their colorful feathers and even dancing to show what they have to offer. In the same way, you should do this. If you're great at chess, beat someone in chess in front of her (not her). If you can speak multiple languages, put yourself in a situation where you can use one (or more) without seem like an arrogant show off.
Step 3
Retreat or be fleeting. This is the harshest aspect of the Tao of Steve, but important. As much as women (and men) may not admit it, it's difficult to be attracted to someone who's fawning for attention at every moment. Later on in a relationship, this practice might prove integral to its salvation. But at the start it can seem suffocating. Additionally--and this is where philosophy comes in--Heidegger says human beings have an innate quality that tells us, "We pursue that which retreats from us." If they can't have you, they'll want you, particularly after deftly performing steps 1 and 2.
wants to break up with you. It sucks because if you are nice to them or sleep with them they think that you still like them. I don't know
the answer... plenty of slutty girls to bang and they are cool with that.
Finding a cool one who isn't nuts and isn't a trashy chick is the hard part.
Here is one of the greatest movies on relationships and is the truth... a training film on how to pick up girls lol
http://www.ehow.com/how_2187451_practice-tao-steve.html
Instructions
Things You'll Need:
Discipline
A little smarts
A little luck
Step 1
Eliminate your desire. Or, as Dex says in The Tao of Steve, " ... when I'm hanging out with a woman, that's all I'm doing is hanging out, talking, listening. I'm not sitting there thinking about how to get in bed with her. And this completely confuses them because they're saying "Wait a minute. I'm so much better looking than this guy. Isn't he attracted to me?" As much as you may be attracted to a member of the opposite sex, remove this from your consciousness. As basic mating rituals go, women can sniff out your intentions fairly quickly. The second you make it clear--even if only in your own thoughts--that you want more than the conversation at hand, "you're finished, cuz women can smell an agenda like [feces] on a shoe."
Step 2
Be excellent in their presence. The basic tenets of "survival of the fittest" say that men and women are looking for the optimal pairing for the sake of their progeny. Rams butt heads to prove their worth. Some species of bird put on intricate displays of pageantry, ruffling their colorful feathers and even dancing to show what they have to offer. In the same way, you should do this. If you're great at chess, beat someone in chess in front of her (not her). If you can speak multiple languages, put yourself in a situation where you can use one (or more) without seem like an arrogant show off.
Step 3
Retreat or be fleeting. This is the harshest aspect of the Tao of Steve, but important. As much as women (and men) may not admit it, it's difficult to be attracted to someone who's fawning for attention at every moment. Later on in a relationship, this practice might prove integral to its salvation. But at the start it can seem suffocating. Additionally--and this is where philosophy comes in--Heidegger says human beings have an innate quality that tells us, "We pursue that which retreats from us." If they can't have you, they'll want you, particularly after deftly performing steps 1 and 2.
Last edited by Catbox (2010-07-01 02:00:08)
Love is the answer
Oh I got no probs in picking em up, if I want to. I been playing 'monopoly' with a mate of mine, differnt times, differnt places. Shag ya Mrs outdoors somewhere notable and make a note of it, take a photo of the area and send it to him so he knows.
Beach [x]
Park [x]
Multi Storey car park [x]
Field behind her house [x]
The bastard has one over me though he has in his list
National Assembly for Wales building [x]
Thats like the Welsh houses of parliment, the Welsh mutha fucking white house, yo.
Beach [x]
Park [x]
Multi Storey car park [x]
Field behind her house [x]
The bastard has one over me though he has in his list
National Assembly for Wales building [x]
Thats like the Welsh houses of parliment, the Welsh mutha fucking white house, yo.
Last edited by 1927 (2010-07-01 02:02:46)
and
Try a "Fennchurch & Arthur Dent", that should let you gain the lead.1927 wrote:
Oh I got no probs in picking em up, if I want to. I been playing 'monopoly' with a mate of mine, differnt times, differnt places. Shag ya Mrs outdoors somewhere notable and make a note of it, take a photo of the area and send it to him so he knows.
Beach [x]
Park [x]
Multi Storey car park [x]
Field behind her house [x]
The bastard has one over me though he has in his list
National Assembly for Wales building [x]
Thats like the Welsh houses of parliment, the Welsh mutha fucking white house, yo.