i fucking hate superglue
quit sniffing it
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predictable
but no, i was tryna fix my mates Gerber which has broke whilst im my possession after i said id sharpen it for him 2 weeks ago.
now ma finger feels orrible GOREBLIMEY
but no, i was tryna fix my mates Gerber which has broke whilst im my possession after i said id sharpen it for him 2 weeks ago.
now ma finger feels orrible GOREBLIMEY
been out so so longGooners wrote:
http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/wu-tang-meets-indie-culture/id335776098?amp;s=143441
wtf, wu-tang meets dubstep?
i swear i told you about that ages ago
it's tacky as fuck
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
you saying predictable is very predictable.jord wrote:
predictable
but no, i was tryna fix my mates Gerber which has broke whilst im my possession after i said id sharpen it for him 2 weeks ago.
now ma finger feels orrible GOREBLIMEY
next youll say something like blue waffle
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i just saw it now on youtube, wtf haha.Uzique wrote:
been out so so longGooners wrote:
http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/wu-tang-meets-indie-culture/id335776098?amp;s=143441
wtf, wu-tang meets dubstep?
i swear i told you about that ages ago
it's tacky as fuck
Actually a huge number of companies still run Windows 3.11. Very few companies use XP or newer systems for POS.Finray wrote:
Lmfao where did I say they should have a GTX 280 or Vista or DX10? Most companies made the upgrade to XP, I was surprised Sainsburys didn't. And yes, I did know they get a company-wide license.Uzique wrote:
dude you do realize companies that use tons of copies of an OS get a license that extends across their entire company?
i.e. it would cost them nothing to put the OS they've already forked-out heftily for.
and they're not going to fork-out for a new huge company/corporate license until there's an actual point.
i.e. when they need a better OS to fucking add-up grocery costs.
sometimes i swear you don't even think. 'the building was built after vista and after the release of dx10 and the nvidia 280GTX, therefore i do not understand why their new computers, which after all they were building and buying brand-new, did not take advantage of this new technology'. cost efficiency. thank god you're not running any companies into the ground with pointless tech-geek hard-ons.
The idea that XP is any better suited for these kind of embedded systems is absurd.
blue waffleeleven bravo wrote:
you saying predictable is very predictable.jord wrote:
predictable
but no, i was tryna fix my mates Gerber which has broke whilst im my possession after i said id sharpen it for him 2 weeks ago.
now ma finger feels orrible GOREBLIMEY
i drove home with no car insurance
ive nearly finished reading my booky wook for the 2nd time
my dog is called jasper, hes 15.
predict that nobstradamous
I have a dog called fuzzy, she's 14
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why would you get a girl dog you queer
your mom's a girl dog
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light up or leave me alone
i have 2 cats, bertie and lily, both are 4
well im going to go smoke one of 2 biffs ive rolled then eat a bag of salted pretzels, maybe an ice lolly and watch top gear, then smoke the 2nd. interesting life indeed, anyway.
ill leave you with this confession.
About 2 and a half years ago a new member came on, i cant remember his name. anyway at the time i was on xfire 24/7 and someone who i cant remember told me about the aformentioned member and said their password is the same as their username.
i went and checked and sure as shit it was. so i told sam and we spammed something (probably goatse) all over the forum on his account and he got banned. lololololol
ill leave you with this confession.
About 2 and a half years ago a new member came on, i cant remember his name. anyway at the time i was on xfire 24/7 and someone who i cant remember told me about the aformentioned member and said their password is the same as their username.
i went and checked and sure as shit it was. so i told sam and we spammed something (probably goatse) all over the forum on his account and he got banned. lololololol
jord, my dog is called Jasper too
i just fed my 20 month old pit bull named ginger some canned food
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Got nearly an hour and a half till Top Gear. That's a long time for blazing a spliff and eating a bag of pretzels.jord wrote:
well im going to go smoke one of 2 biffs ive rolled then eat a bag of salted pretzels, maybe an ice lolly and watch top gear, then smoke the 2nd. interesting life indeed, anyway.
I'm going to blaze a spliff, have a barbecue and then blaze another spliff while watching Top Gear.
Oh, I thought you were going someplace, like the south or something. Well then. Take off your shirt and make the misses get all raunchy looking at you getting your construction man on.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Wut? Still 2 weeks left of vacation We get 4 weeks in the summer and 1 week in the winter of paid vacation + some vacation monies that are half of the normal salary methinks.Sisco wrote:
I thought I karma you, but I found nothing hip or clever to write, so all you got was a bland standard sentence. <3xoxoSisco wrote:
Oi Funky! How was you vacation?
It's hot as fuck over here and I should be fixing the backyard terrace next week. Arf.
http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/1856/hothothot.png
That kinda turned me on now....
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sick mate, i chose the name did you or your parents?Surgeons wrote:
jord, my dog is called Jasper too
btw i feed my dog chocolate all the time because i dont walk him, and hes never ill, even at 15yo. the chocs bad for dogs thing is a myth.
My dad chose it, he's a Beagle from a hunting pack somewhere in South England.
Nearly 2.
Nearly 2.
Well I'll come clean Berster. This rough, tough, hansome ex Infateer and all round badass comic genius is going to smoke his spliff whilst watching The Hills double bill on Viva.Bertster7 wrote:
Got nearly an hour and a half till Top Gear. That's a long time for blazing a spliff and eating a bag of pretzels.jord wrote:
well im going to go smoke one of 2 biffs ive rolled then eat a bag of salted pretzels, maybe an ice lolly and watch top gear, then smoke the 2nd. interesting life indeed, anyway.
I'm going to blaze a spliff, have a barbecue and then blaze another spliff while watching Top Gear.
I don't know how it happened, but I started watching it. I just don't know anymore.
g-o-d, the god mc
Oh dear.....jord wrote:
Well I'll come clean Berster. This rough, tough, hansome ex Infateer and all round badass comic genius is going to smoke his spliff whilst watching The Hills double bill on Viva.Bertster7 wrote:
Got nearly an hour and a half till Top Gear. That's a long time for blazing a spliff and eating a bag of pretzels.jord wrote:
well im going to go smoke one of 2 biffs ive rolled then eat a bag of salted pretzels, maybe an ice lolly and watch top gear, then smoke the 2nd. interesting life indeed, anyway.
I'm going to blaze a spliff, have a barbecue and then blaze another spliff while watching Top Gear.
I don't know how it happened, but I started watching it. I just don't know anymore.
Since I've convinced someone else to light my barbecue I'm going to go and watch some more Dead Set - Big Brother with zombies, I fucking love it.
Leaving it a bit late for a bbq arent you. Weathers awful up here anyway, too windy.Bertster7 wrote:
Oh dear.....jord wrote:
Well I'll come clean Berster. This rough, tough, hansome ex Infateer and all round badass comic genius is going to smoke his spliff whilst watching The Hills double bill on Viva.Bertster7 wrote:
Got nearly an hour and a half till Top Gear. That's a long time for blazing a spliff and eating a bag of pretzels.
I'm going to blaze a spliff, have a barbecue and then blaze another spliff while watching Top Gear.
I don't know how it happened, but I started watching it. I just don't know anymore.
Since I've convinced someone else to light my barbecue I'm going to go and watch some more Dead Set - Big Brother with zombies, I fucking love it.
The weird thing is I just can't get into the spin off series "The City". I guess because the people are differant.