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2010-07-05 03:34:36
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7170|Noizyland

And before you ask, no I probably don't know him so I think it's okay to find this funny.

A 23 year-old Wellington man was found dead is a cinema yesterday after watching a screening of the latest Twilight movie "Eclipse", once and for all proving just what a terrible terrible film it is.

I mean this guy deserves a medal, it's just a shame it has to be given posthumously. What commitment. What bravery. What vindication for the "Twi-haters".

Sad that his life had to end this way. I wouldn't wish that fate on anyone. Death by Twilight. That's just too cruel for words.

Source:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/3885798 … Wellington
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2010-07-05 03:36:48
lrishpride
Member
+68|5543
down with that sort of thing.
2010-07-05 03:39:17
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6895|so randum
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Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
2010-07-05 03:44:25
Aries_37
arrivederci frog
+368|6970|London
Or maybe the film was so good that he wanted to freeze that perfect moment in time by dieing udner the warm glow of the Twilight credits?
2010-07-05 04:36:51
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,055|7018|Little Bentcock

Aries_37 wrote:

Or maybe the film was so good that he wanted to freeze that perfect moment in time by dieing udner the warm glow of the Twilight credits?
twi-hard
2010-07-05 04:44:18
KuSTaV
noice
+947|6906|Gold Coast
Bored to death, I'm assuming.
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2010-07-05 05:07:08
pace51
Boom?
+194|5568|Markham, Ontario
The action was kick-ass. The first twenty minutes were amazing, both hilarious and slumber inducing. It aint that bad a movie, probably a 6.5/10 at least.
2010-07-05 05:14:30
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7086|Devon, England
I only remember the fight scene, really, and I seem to remember that kicking ass.
2010-07-05 07:19:18
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6618|Escea

Adams_BJ wrote:

Aries_37 wrote:

Or maybe the film was so good that he wanted to freeze that perfect moment in time by dieing udner the warm glow of the Twilight credits?
twi-hard
Its got a sequel.

Twi-Hard 2: Twi-Harder

promptly followed by,

Twi-Hard With A Vampire
2010-07-05 08:31:16
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6866
can't believe some members are seriously calling a teeny-bopper cliche movie 'kick ass' in places
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2010-07-05 09:08:13
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6895|so randum

pace51 wrote:

The action was kick-ass. The first twenty minutes were amazing, both hilarious and slumber inducing. It aint that bad a movie, probably a 6.5/10 at least.
confirmed troll.
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2010-07-05 09:38:15
jord
Member
+2,382|7073|The North, beyond the wall.
When's fucking predators out? Hu ar get me a can janet.
2010-07-05 09:46:32
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6618|Escea

jord wrote:

When's fucking predators out? Hu ar get me a can janet.
Sometime this week. I've seen a few TV spots for it recently.
2010-07-05 10:10:49
The_Sniper_NM
Official EVGA Fanboy
+94|6509|SC | USA |
Back when I had a volvo, on the volvo forums, people would approach the S60R guys and ask if they could come to the movie screenings and book releases.

Shit was hilarious.

 

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