The Pill for men is here (well 3 years from now)...100% effective

2010-07-06 21:37:37

#1

Harmor: Error_Name_Not_Found; +605|6938|San Diego, CA, USA

Scientists in Israel have invented a pill that actually DEACTIVATES your spermatozoa before they reach the egg.

https://img810.imageshack.us/img810/3874/11612784246072.jpg

Basically, this pill removes a crucial protein from your seed that's required for conception. So when one of them gets to a woman's egg, it can't fertilize it. This pill would only need to be taken once every three months and, in all of the lab tests, it's been 100 PERCENT effective. Unlike the female pill, it doesn't mess with hormones, so there aren't any side effects.And the best part: The research has gone so well that this pill could be available within the next three years.

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I hope this doesn't increase unprotected sex. But I could see this being a boon to committed couples. Time to buy stock (pun intended), in this company.

2010-07-06 22:03:02

#2

Brasso: member; +1,549|7020

sauce

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2010-07-06 22:59:32

#3

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,068|7162|PNW

Water supply contamination conspiracy theories...go!

2010-07-06 23:03:37

#4

Reciprocity: Member; +721|6971|the dank(super) side of Oregon

we need to give these away as vitamins in Africa.

2010-07-07 00:27:01

#5

11 Bravo: Banned; +965|5627|Cleveland, Ohio

Reciprocity wrote:
we need to give these away as vitamins in Africa.

2010-07-07 02:56:33

#6

oug: Calmer than you are.; +380|6909|Πάϊ

right. now cure the stds and we can fuck without the hat again yay 60's

no srsly that's great gj israel

Last edited by oug (2010-07-07 02:57:54)

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2010-07-07 03:03:22

#7

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7106

oug wrote:
right. now cure the stds and we can fuck without the hat again yay 60's

no srsly that's great gj israel

Don't hang out with hoes then you'll be fine.

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2010-07-07 03:13:42

#8

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7017|UK

Source?

Seems like a handy thing I suppose ... ish

also, tbh:

2010-07-07 03:40:28

#9

FloppY_: +1,010|6676|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

inb4 long term use causes infertility...

Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me

2010-07-07 07:49:27

#10

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6858

unnamednewbie13 wrote:
Water supply contamination conspiracy theories...go!

Mandrake...

2010-07-07 07:52:42

#11

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6860

this is a great advance, in every sense. i cannot actually think of a criticism...

long-term use of female contraceptive pills has effects, too. i think the point is that it's a better solution than condoms.

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2010-07-07 08:20:44

#12

cpt.fass1: The Cap'n Can Make it Hap'n; +329|7086|NJ

Who cares, we don't carry the baby for 9 months it should be our responsibility. Also the pill is new where the woman's pill has been around forever long term effects may be retarded births. 100% success rate is also impossible and sounds too fishy to be true.

Even tying up your nuts is only 99% effective.

Last edited by cpt.fass1 (2010-07-07 08:21:58)

2010-07-07 09:15:20

#13

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6887

cpt.fass1 wrote:
100% success rate is also impossible and sounds too fishy to be true.

https://img651.imageshack.us/img651/384/wowabstinence.jpg

2010-07-07 09:16:11

#14

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6860

how is that shit ^ D&ST worthy?

motivational posters, burnz? honestly? they were funny when you were a teen - not us.

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2010-07-07 09:35:14

#15

13rin: Member; +977|6869

I'll take em and get the Missus off the pill. She'll be so happy with me.

I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.

2010-07-07 09:37:38

#16

tazz.: oz.; +1,339|6564|Sydney | ♥

I personally dont like the ideas of drugs

I dont even take panadol unless i'm reeeaally bad.

i dunno why :X

the rubber and I will be friends forever XD

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2010-07-07 10:09:56

#17

SplinterStrike: Roamer; +250|6801|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.

Well, we can save money on condoms when it comes out.

2010-07-07 10:23:23

#18

FloppY_: +1,010|6676|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

SplinterStrike wrote:
Well, we can save money on condoms when it comes out.

>Implying this will be any cheaper

Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me

2010-07-07 10:26:38

#19

TheDonkey: Eat my bearrrrrrrrrrr, Tonighttt; +163|6107|Vancouver, BC, Canada

FloppY_ wrote:
SplinterStrike wrote:
Well, we can save money on condoms when it comes out.
>Implying this will be any cheaper

Wewt for Canada and our socialized healthcare. ;D

2010-07-07 10:27:44

#20

FloppY_: +1,010|6676|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

TheDonkey wrote:
FloppY_ wrote:
SplinterStrike wrote:
Well, we can save money on condoms when it comes out.
>Implying this will be any cheaper
Wewt for Canada and our socialized healthcare. ;D

Protip: Unless it's proscribed by doctor you don't get it for free...

Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me

2010-07-07 10:42:11

#21

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5975

tazz. wrote:
I personally dont like the ideas of drugs

I dont even take panadol unless i'm reeeaally bad.

i dunno why :X

the rubber and I will be friends forever XD

Like you get laid anyway

2010-07-07 10:43:30

#22

Wreckognize: Member; +294|6875

Watch this stuff'll be expensive as shit but every other guy will be tellin the honey he's tryin to fuck "nah babe it's cool I'm on the pill we can raw dog it".

2010-07-07 10:45:21

#23

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5975

FloppY_ wrote:
TheDonkey wrote:
FloppY_ wrote:

>Implying this will be any cheaper
Wewt for Canada and our socialized healthcare. ;D
Protip: Unless it's proscribed by doctor you don't get it for free...

Birth control pills always have to be proscribed so that a doctor could monitor a person.

2010-07-07 10:51:03

#24

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6860

Macbeth wrote:
FloppY_ wrote:
TheDonkey wrote:
Wewt for Canada and our socialized healthcare. ;D
Protip: Unless it's proscribed by doctor you don't get it for free...
Birth control pills always have to be proscribed so that a doctor could monitor a person.

prescribe.

proscribe is very, very different.

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2010-07-07 10:51:08

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unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,068|7162|PNW

Uzique wrote:
how is that shit ^ D&ST worthy?

motivational posters, burnz? honestly? they were funny when you were a teen - not us.

This thread isn't exactly the bastion of DST either. At least the pic's relevant.

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