Metal-Eater-GR
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ah cheers. A friend recommended the brothers karamazov as well, so I'll be checking it for sure.
FatherTed
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Uzique wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

Uzique wrote:

read all of them except 2-3... pretty arbitrary list, don't really understand why some of them are on there.

also 2-3 of them aren't 'books' so much as poetry collections.
you've never read to kill a mockingbird?
yeah ive read that. i havent read the merton, the carnegie or the bulgakov...

nor do i want to read them. the carnegie: WHAT THE FUCK. putting self-help books up there with classic canonical pieces of literature? im sorry but self-help 'sort your miserable fucking life out and aspire to be a millionaire by using a fucking book' do not belong on the same list as acclaimed pieces of art. no elitism or snobbery about it. the list loses all credibility with bullshit like that. may as well put jade goody's autobiography on there if it's open to all forms of tree-waste.
quite. such lists are rather...arbitrary.
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Uzique wrote:

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:

FlemishHCmaniac wrote:

Raskolnikov is one indecisive person. I really hate the epilogue in that book.
I am halfway through it, really enjoying it so far. I'll tell you my thoughts once I finish it
read the brothers karamazov afterwards... aaaaah my god, tooo good. i enjoyed 'the idiot', too.

ive read some shorter stories by h.p. lovecraft... dont really know what to say about them. strange. i associate his style with my studies of poe.
I think the longest story he has is around 200 pages. He didn't have any big ass books. I think the trick is that they were short like nightmares (which he wrote about a lot). One thing that is great about the stories is that he doesn't describe the things the character sees, but the horror the character lives. It leaves the madness for the reader to imagine and create. Because if your imagination is as twisted as mine you'll enjoy what you read

Poe. I have his complete collection on my shelf. I've read two of the first ones so far. His writings demand a bit more of attention so I'm leaving that book in peace for a couple years until I have time to read that stuff with thought. I don't like reading just for the sake of reading. I want to enjoy the text. It's kinda like when I was on the plane to New York when Ladislav, the Russian, was sitting next to me and poring booze in my glass constantly. After I had been reading the same page of Clear and present danger for 20 min I decided that it would be better to listen to the radio channels and drink whatever he brought me since agent Ryan was repeating himself too much
FatherTed
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our dear ultra is a proper reader too D:
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FatherTed wrote:

our dear ultra is a proper reader too D:
What's a proper reader?

I'm drunk on Jameson btw. Honk honk!
Uzique
dasein.
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androoz with his fine critique:

rigid112: generally only read shit above my perceived intellectual level
rigid112: cba with those books
afxz #: err many of those books are above your intellectual level, hahaha
rigid112: er?
afxz #: most of them are
rigid112: actually no
afxz #: ye-es
afxz #: which ones do you think are below you?
afxz #: other than the pointless self-help book
rigid112: just most, i read shit such as plato and critique of pure reason
rigid112: immanuel kant
afxz #: you consider yourself above orwell, hemingway, darwin, tolstoy, dickens, eliot, fitzgerald, salinger, dostoyevsky, machiavelli, stenbeck and paine?
afxz #: or any of those authors?
rigid112: orwells OK
afxz #: rofl
rigid112: hemingway is decent at best

well there you have it... everyone put your books down. hemingway is "decent at best". androoz has it screwed on.
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Might as well. Reading Philip K. Dicks Counter clock world atm before going to bed. It's a bit like King. Jabber jabber jabber jabber the first some odd pages. Wonder when the story will kick in.
Spearhead
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+731|7086|Tampa Bay Florida
All Quiet on the Wester Front.... simply one of the best books ever written
CosmoKramer
CC you in October
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clock work orange fucked up book, trying reading, said this is crazy and put it down, enders game should be on that list
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
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Uzique wrote:

androoz with his fine critique:

rigid112: generally only read shit above my perceived intellectual level
rigid112: cba with those books
afxz #: err many of those books are above your intellectual level, hahaha
rigid112: er?
afxz #: most of them are
rigid112: actually no
afxz #: ye-es
afxz #: which ones do you think are below you?
afxz #: other than the pointless self-help book
rigid112: just most, i read shit such as plato and critique of pure reason
rigid112: immanuel kant
afxz #: you consider yourself above orwell, hemingway, darwin, tolstoy, dickens, eliot, fitzgerald, salinger, dostoyevsky, machiavelli, stenbeck and paine?
afxz #: or any of those authors?
rigid112: orwells OK
afxz #: rofl
rigid112: hemingway is decent at best



well there you have it... everyone put your books down. hemingway is "decent at best". androoz has it screwed on.
Steinbeck is the shittiest on that list. I hate his stuff, really.

Last edited by Pochsy (2010-07-07 17:57:53)

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Even the list was tl;dr
­ Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
Uzique
dasein.
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i still wouldn't have the arrogance to say he's intellectually 'below' me. steinbeck had a lot to say and a fine, stylistic way of saying it. personal tastes or not... he's a celebrated author, and you're a damn fool to look down your nose at somebody with as much validity and credibility as that. personally i think dickens can swivel and paine is a pedagogic wankstain... but they're still very important
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Why do we have to have snobbery about books? Surely if you enjoy reading it, that's all that should matter...
Fuck it, the magic key books should be on there to, along with the hungry caterpillar.
Literary masterpieces.

Last edited by presidentsheep (2010-07-08 04:38:12)

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pace51
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How about "Animal Farm"? It can easily be read by kids, but only understood by adults.
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pace51 wrote:

How about "Animal Farm"? It can easily be read by kids, but only understood by adults.
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presidentsheep wrote:

pace51 wrote:

How about "Animal Farm"? It can easily be read by kids, but only understood by adults.
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Cash 'N Prizes wrote:

The Republic / Plato
You may have read The Republic, but I doubt you understood it.

https://img338.imageshack.us/img338/448/sciencehisto.jpg

A science historian at The University of Manchester has cracked "The Plato Code" - the long disputed secret messages hidden in the great philosopher's writings.

Plato was the Einstein of Greece's Golden Age and his work founded Western culture and science. Dr Jay Kennedy's findings are set to revolutionise the history of the origins of Western thought.

Dr Kennedy, whose findings are published in the leading US journal Apeiron, reveals that Plato used a regular pattern of symbols, inherited from the ancient followers of Pythagoras, to give his books a musical structure. A century earlier, Pythagoras had declared that the planets and stars made an inaudible music, a 'harmony of the spheres'. Plato imitated this hidden music in his books.

The hidden codes show that Plato anticipated the Scientific Revolution 2,000 years before Isaac Newton, discovering its most important idea - the book of nature is written in the language of mathematics. The decoded messages also open up a surprising way to unite science and religion. The awe and beauty we feel in nature, Plato says, shows that it is divine; discovering the scientific order of nature is getting closer to God. This could transform today's culture wars between science and religion.

• Follow PhysOrg.com on Twitter!"Plato's books played a major role in founding Western culture but they are mysterious and end in riddles," Dr Kennedy, at Manchester's Faculty of Life Sciences explains.

"In antiquity, many of his followers said the books contained hidden layers of meaning and secret codes, but this was rejected by modern scholars.

"It is a long and exciting story, but basically I cracked the code. I have shown rigorously that the books do contain codes and symbols and that unraveling them reveals the hidden philosophy of Plato.

"This is a true discovery, not simply reinterpretation."

This will transform the early history of Western thought, and especially the histories of ancient science, mathematics, music, and philosophy.

Dr Kennedy spent five years studying Plato's writing and found that in his best-known work the Republic he placed clusters of words related to music after each twelfth of the text - at one-twelfth, two-twelfths, etc. This regular pattern represented the twelve notes of a Greek musical scale. Some notes were harmonic, others dissonant. At the locations of the harmonic notes he described sounds associated with love or laughter, while the locations of dissonant notes were marked with screeching sounds or war or death. This musical code was key to cracking Plato's entire symbolic system.

Dr Kennedy, a researcher in the Centre for the History of Science, Technology and Medicine, says: "As we read his books, our emotions follow the ups and downs of a musical scale. Plato plays his readers like musical instruments."

However Plato did not design his secret patterns purely for pleasure - it was for his own safety. Plato's ideas were a dangerous threat to Greek religion. He said that mathematical laws and not the gods controlled the universe. Plato's own teacher had been executed for heresy. Secrecy was normal in ancient times, especially for esoteric and religious knowledge, but for Plato it was a matter of life and death. Encoding his ideas in secret patterns was the only way to be safe.

Plato led a dramatic and fascinating life. Born four centuries before Christ, when Sparta defeated plague-ravaged Athens, he wrote 30 books and founded the world's first university, called the Academy. He was a feminist, allowing women to study at the Academy, the first great defender of romantic love (as opposed to marriages arranged for political or financial reasons) and defended homosexuality in his books. In addition, he was captured by pirates and sold into slavery before being ransomed by friends.

Dr Kennedy explains: "Plato's importance cannot be overstated. He shifted humanity from a warrior society to a wisdom society. Today our heroes are Einstein and Shakespeare - and not knights in shining armour - because of him."

Over the years Dr Kennedy carefully peeled back layer after symbolic layer, sharing each step in lectures in Manchester and with experts in the UK and US.

He recalls: "There was no Rosetta Stone. To announce a result like this I needed rigorous, independent proofs based on crystal-clear evidence.

"The result was amazing - it was like opening a tomb and finding new set of gospels written by Jesus Christ himself.

"Plato is smiling. He sent us a time capsule."

Dr Kennedy's findings are not only surprising and important; they overthrow conventional wisdom on Plato. Modern historians have always denied that there were codes; now Dr Kennedy has proved otherwise.

He adds: "This is the beginning of something big. It will take a generation to work out the implications. All 2,000 pages contain undetected symbols."
http://www.physorg.com/news196943667.html


On a more serious note (note, haha), I would recommend Moby Dick. Read it before you read 20,000 Leagues, and you'll say fuck it to 20,000 half way through and read Moby Dick again.
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pace51
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Read "Kidnapped" Amamzing book. Guaranteed to get you to the edge of your seat. It's old, but it's really, really good.
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AussieReaper wrote:

Cash 'N Prizes wrote:

The Republic / Plato
You may have read The Republic, but I doubt you understood it.

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/448/sciencehisto.jpg

A science historian at The University of Manchester has cracked "The Plato Code" - the long disputed secret messages hidden in the great philosopher's writings.

Plato was the Einstein of Greece's Golden Age and his work founded Western culture and science. Dr Jay Kennedy's findings are set to revolutionise the history of the origins of Western thought.

Dr Kennedy, whose findings are published in the leading US journal Apeiron, reveals that Plato used a regular pattern of symbols, inherited from the ancient followers of Pythagoras, to give his books a musical structure. A century earlier, Pythagoras had declared that the planets and stars made an inaudible music, a 'harmony of the spheres'. Plato imitated this hidden music in his books.

The hidden codes show that Plato anticipated the Scientific Revolution 2,000 years before Isaac Newton, discovering its most important idea - the book of nature is written in the language of mathematics. The decoded messages also open up a surprising way to unite science and religion. The awe and beauty we feel in nature, Plato says, shows that it is divine; discovering the scientific order of nature is getting closer to God. This could transform today's culture wars between science and religion.

• Follow PhysOrg.com on Twitter!"Plato's books played a major role in founding Western culture but they are mysterious and end in riddles," Dr Kennedy, at Manchester's Faculty of Life Sciences explains.

"In antiquity, many of his followers said the books contained hidden layers of meaning and secret codes, but this was rejected by modern scholars.

"It is a long and exciting story, but basically I cracked the code. I have shown rigorously that the books do contain codes and symbols and that unraveling them reveals the hidden philosophy of Plato.

"This is a true discovery, not simply reinterpretation."

This will transform the early history of Western thought, and especially the histories of ancient science, mathematics, music, and philosophy.

Dr Kennedy spent five years studying Plato's writing and found that in his best-known work the Republic he placed clusters of words related to music after each twelfth of the text - at one-twelfth, two-twelfths, etc. This regular pattern represented the twelve notes of a Greek musical scale. Some notes were harmonic, others dissonant. At the locations of the harmonic notes he described sounds associated with love or laughter, while the locations of dissonant notes were marked with screeching sounds or war or death. This musical code was key to cracking Plato's entire symbolic system.

Dr Kennedy, a researcher in the Centre for the History of Science, Technology and Medicine, says: "As we read his books, our emotions follow the ups and downs of a musical scale. Plato plays his readers like musical instruments."

However Plato did not design his secret patterns purely for pleasure - it was for his own safety. Plato's ideas were a dangerous threat to Greek religion. He said that mathematical laws and not the gods controlled the universe. Plato's own teacher had been executed for heresy. Secrecy was normal in ancient times, especially for esoteric and religious knowledge, but for Plato it was a matter of life and death. Encoding his ideas in secret patterns was the only way to be safe.

Plato led a dramatic and fascinating life. Born four centuries before Christ, when Sparta defeated plague-ravaged Athens, he wrote 30 books and founded the world's first university, called the Academy. He was a feminist, allowing women to study at the Academy, the first great defender of romantic love (as opposed to marriages arranged for political or financial reasons) and defended homosexuality in his books. In addition, he was captured by pirates and sold into slavery before being ransomed by friends.

Dr Kennedy explains: "Plato's importance cannot be overstated. He shifted humanity from a warrior society to a wisdom society. Today our heroes are Einstein and Shakespeare - and not knights in shining armour - because of him."

Over the years Dr Kennedy carefully peeled back layer after symbolic layer, sharing each step in lectures in Manchester and with experts in the UK and US.

He recalls: "There was no Rosetta Stone. To announce a result like this I needed rigorous, independent proofs based on crystal-clear evidence.

"The result was amazing - it was like opening a tomb and finding new set of gospels written by Jesus Christ himself.

"Plato is smiling. He sent us a time capsule."

Dr Kennedy's findings are not only surprising and important; they overthrow conventional wisdom on Plato. Modern historians have always denied that there were codes; now Dr Kennedy has proved otherwise.

He adds: "This is the beginning of something big. It will take a generation to work out the implications. All 2,000 pages contain undetected symbols."
http://www.physorg.com/news196943667.html


On a more serious note (note, haha), I would recommend Moby Dick. Read it before you read 20,000 Leagues, and you'll say fuck it to 20,000 half way through and read Moby Dick again.
naaaaaa, just watch this:
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The Origins of Species / Charles Darwin
The Wind in the Willows / Kenneth Graham
Lolita / Vladimir Nabokov
The Grapes of Wrath / John Steinbeck

Not sure why these are on there.

I'd substitute:

The Old Man and the Sea
One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2010-07-08 06:14:13)

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Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6867
lolita belongs on there, to be honest... nabokov was a genius and lolita is probably one of the best novels written in the 20th century.
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Heard of almost all of them. So far I read 7 out of 30 of them.

They were decent stories and all but I wouldn't consider them life changing or essential reading for a well rounded person. Usually list like these are pushed by people who like to name books and authors to try to look smart despite not being able to rationalize out things or have original thoughts.

Meh I rather read an entire text book on some subject or a newsfeed then read one of 'the classics'.
Uzique
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