ill shock you
Called a friend a slut because she kissed with a guy she doesn't even know. Now she's very pissed off at me.. Life's unfair
What's unfair is your double standard about who your friend can kiss. How does that make her a slut? And how is being a slut a bad thing? You're just mad you're not the dude she's making out with.
She's never seen the guy before, she's out at a place she doesn't even know the name of and she's kissed with a guy, so I called her a slut to tease her, nothing with that, right? She'll think the same once her hangover is over ^^ghettoperson wrote:
What's unfair is your double standard about who your friend can kiss. How does that make her a slut? And how is being a slut a bad thing? You're just mad you're not the dude she's making out with.
You didn't say you were teasing her, kinda changes it a little. But clearly she didn't get that is she's pissed at you.
Get with her while she's drunk, if you fail you can always pretend you didn't know what you were doing, the next day.
Too bad, I even added the joking bit in brackets in the text, so she can't blame me!ghettoperson wrote:
You didn't say you were teasing her, kinda changes it a little. But clearly she didn't get that is she's pissed at you.
Lol @ Surgeons, you sound like you've been in a similar situation..
"I was drunk" is always a valid excuse for anything
Anyway, I appreciate drunk girls who make out with random guys they just meet. Or even meat.
Still am, this post was nearly 12 hours agoSurgeons wrote:
I don't know what I've eaten but everytime I fart it smells like I've shit myself.
classy birds innit
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Been a while since I last used it...Surgeons wrote:
"I was drunk" is always a valid excuse for anything
Going to spain in a month, hopefully I can bring that excuse back up again over there!
Spain's awesome I wouldn't mind living there some day
Shit, imagine living there then moving to somewhere like Scotland, LMFAO
Shit, imagine living there then moving to somewhere like Scotland, LMFAO
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Going surfing, so beach + sun + hot nights + alcohol = guaranteed succes ?
oi >Toilet Sex wrote:
Spain's awesome I wouldn't mind living there some day
Shit, imagine living there then moving to somewhere like Scotland, LMFAO
Zimmer's gonna rape you.Toilet Sex wrote:
Spain's awesome I wouldn't mind living there some day
Shit, imagine living there then moving to somewhere like Scotland, LMFAO
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I'm sure he'll see the funny side.ebug9 wrote:
Zimmer's gonna rape you.CammRobb wrote:
oi >Toilet Sex wrote:
Spain's awesome I wouldn't mind living there some day
Shit, imagine living there then moving to somewhere like Scotland, LMFAO
actually no it's Zimmer...
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lol!!!!
imagine living anywhere then moving to somewhere like Scotland, LMFAO
...infact, imagine living in Scotland, LMFAO
...infact, imagine living in Scotland, LMFAO
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This picture reminds me of Dauntless. Always has nuts in his mouth.
It's not that great, the weather and whatnot are nice, but the country is a fucking disaster sometimes. On vacation you avoid all that stuff, but all the bureaucracy and bullshit you have to put up with if you live there is a nightmare. Nothing works as it's supposed to.Toilet Sex wrote:
Spain's awesome I wouldn't mind living there some day
Shit, imagine living there then moving to somewhere like Scotland, LMFAO
government: hi, we've found you a safe home in the uk
young family in iraq: wow thanks
government: welcome to scotland!
young family in iraq: WOW WHAT THE FUCK TAKE US BACK WE ARE NOT SAFE HERE, WHAT A SHITHOLE
young family in iraq: wow thanks
government: welcome to scotland!
young family in iraq: WOW WHAT THE FUCK TAKE US BACK WE ARE NOT SAFE HERE, WHAT A SHITHOLE
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lol, i just told my wife "make me a sammich, woman" and she said 'what kind?'
fuck, what kind of sammich do i want?
fuck, what kind of sammich do i want?
baconburnzz wrote:
lol, i just told my wife "make me a sammich, woman" and she said 'what kind?'
fuck, what kind of sammich do i want?