yeah but he turns em down cos he wants to wait till after marriage initToilet Sex wrote:
shifty's not the one to ask, he gets all the girls. no need for porn.krazed wrote:
yeah what the fuck is up with that?-Sh1fty- wrote:
Or censored porn
Man, I'm pretty hungry, but making a sandwich seems like too much effort for 2AM. And making food means I've gotta stay awake for even longer.
I'm too cool for sex.Gooners wrote:
yeah but he turns em down cos he wants to wait till after marriage initToilet Sex wrote:
shifty's not the one to ask, he gets all the girls. no need for porn.krazed wrote:
yeah what the fuck is up with that?
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
I need more karma otherwise something terrible will happen to all of us!!!@!@11!£"£!442351
those bitches wanting their sex!-Sh1fty- wrote:
I'm too cool for sex.Gooners wrote:
yeah but he turns em down cos he wants to wait till after marriage initToilet Sex wrote:
shifty's not the one to ask, he gets all the girls. no need for porn.
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do you perchance mean, "Nyte"?jord wrote:
Nite
or would that be summoning a troll?
gonna crash lads c u l8r
night sam
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i hope sam has insurance
cya Sam
well funny u m8Gooners wrote:
i hope sam has insurance
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ye my mates call me a comedian
is that cos when they look at u they go...... LOL
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maybe m8
i guess im just naturally funny
init
i guess im just naturally funny
init
i found a cup noodle and ate it
that gave me enough energy for me to make some potatoes and eggs
that gave me enough energy for me to make some potatoes and eggs
innit
burnzz wrote:
innit
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Eggs with potatoes? Damn you know how to live!=NHB=Shadow wrote:
i found a cup noodle and ate it
that gave me enough energy for me to make some potatoes and eggs
I love mashed potatoes with think gravy and 2 sunny-side-ups with gravy on 'em.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
YEAH, MARINE FOOD, YEAH-Sh1fty- wrote:
Eggs with potatoes? Damn you know how to live!=NHB=Shadow wrote:
i found a cup noodle and ate it
that gave me enough energy for me to make some potatoes and eggs
I love mashed potatoes with think gravy and 2 sunny-side-ups with gravy on 'em.
well, on that happy note, imma open a Reisling and make like a baby.
head out . . .
head out . . .
lolol
FUCK YEAHPoseidon wrote:
YEAH, MARINE FOOD, YEAH-Sh1fty- wrote:
Eggs with potatoes? Damn you know how to live!=NHB=Shadow wrote:
i found a cup noodle and ate it
that gave me enough energy for me to make some potatoes and eggs
I love mashed potatoes with think gravy and 2 sunny-side-ups with gravy on 'em.
Shut up...
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
well i was going to make eggs and potatoes but i was all out of potatoes
so instead i made rice and teriyaki chicken
so instead i made rice and teriyaki chicken
I just killed a fly. I am all that is MAN!
Ten seconds later...
Desertfoxes daughter (If he has one): Mommy look! I killed ten wasps!
Desertfoxes wife (See above): Don't tell daddy.
Daughter: Why, mommy?
Wife: He's in his moment
Desertfoxes daughter (If he has one): Mommy look! I killed ten wasps!
Desertfoxes wife (See above): Don't tell daddy.
Daughter: Why, mommy?
Wife: He's in his moment