Thats the point - there is no third rule! thats what made me laughKobrakai wrote:
So whats the 3rd rule?liquidat0r wrote:
We have three rules:
1) No base raping
2) No stats padding
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erm probably, for stealing a team mates vehicle, or destroying the enemy assets
I don't like rules either, but it really sucks to spawn and then get killed in less than a second and you don't even get a chance to play the game
Not actually a funny rule, but one quite useful:
No TGing/suicides over any vehicles.
A good medic strategy on a 64 server is to go to the airfield in the very beginning and revive the hell out of the suiciders and TK vics.
No TGing/suicides over any vehicles.
A good medic strategy on a 64 server is to go to the airfield in the very beginning and revive the hell out of the suiciders and TK vics.
If the opposing team has taken all the CPs I have no problem with them heading to the non-caps, but until that time, only pussies do it.
I can't remember the name of the clan at the moment, but one server I played on kicked people for punishing clan members.
I can'tremember the server name, but it was something along the lines of, "Only clan members in vehicles".
I was on a German server and it said. baserapers haben kurtze pimmel.
dont know if the spelling is correct ;p it means baserapers have short dicks ;p
dont know if the spelling is correct ;p it means baserapers have short dicks ;p
This might not be the funniest, but I thought it was the best i've seen. It stated "Profanity is encouraged"
My kind of server.
My kind of server.
On a Karkand only server:
"Drive at the right side of the road and stop at crossroads. Our trafic lights are out of order." lol
Actually not a bad idea...
"Drive at the right side of the road and stop at crossroads. Our trafic lights are out of order." lol
Actually not a bad idea...
There was a server that said, " no innapropriate language" but then on the bottom of the rules it said "tk (i forget the guy) because hes a fucking douchebag"
Just saw this today, sniper rifles only.
Prime for the knifing then...
Prime for the knifing then...
actually rule 3 was probably cut off, or forgotten about/not put in.CTD-CaptainBuck wrote:
lolKobrakai wrote:
So whats the 3rd rule?liquidat0r wrote:
We have three rules:
1) No base raping
2) No stats padding
3. do NOT ask about rule 3 EVER
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
I was joining this random server, forgot the name, something like HELL IS BREAKING iuno, the rule was FUCK YOU!!!! (wtf?)
lmaoliquidat0r wrote:
We have three rules:
1) No base raping
2) No stats padding
I think the stupidest one ive ever seen had to be along the lines of "no more than 3 non clan members in the server at a time".......... of course when i joined it, there was 1 clan member and about 30 non clan members.
"no spawn camping", a common rule, yes. but i got banned for killing an admin who spawned on his squad leader, which apparently to him was spawn camping...
Spawncamping is someone that stays at the spawnpoint all the time
i think you mean Spawnkilling NoS.
the only rules i accept are the one that are basicly in the ROE
i think you mean Spawnkilling NoS.
the only rules i accept are the one that are basicly in the ROE
nope. that was the reason he gave for banning me after i killed him. "no spawn camping". i was in my main base at the time - and by the way, the ROE states that servers may apply small additions that don't conflict with the ROE itself, such as "no spawn camping".*ToRRo*cT| wrote:
Spawncamping is someone that stays at the spawnpoint all the time
i think you mean Spawnkilling NoS.
the only rules i accept are the one that are basicly in the ROE
"No Hacking"
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[CSG*] Bane_The_Destroyer: Enemy Water Vehicle Spotted!<{SoE}>Agamemnar wrote:
1) Those caught spamming Enemy Boat Spotted will be banned.
[CSG*] Bane_The_Destroyer: Enemy GOAT Spotted!
This server is trialing friendly mines/claymores ON
(wtf we were forced to trial that before a patch saved us, it sucked because everyone insisted on collecting the red powerups then punished when they died)
(wtf we were forced to trial that before a patch saved us, it sucked because everyone insisted on collecting the red powerups then punished when they died)
i love how there are christan servers on a WAR game... 'cause i thought one of the commandments was thou shall not kill...
Other than the common "No Baserape" rules, I found "No Jumping to Avoid Bullets" rule.
You've got to be kidding. Seriously? Meh, I did anyway.
You've got to be kidding. Seriously? Meh, I did anyway.
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