I created a monster.....

2006-05-03 02:37:33

#26

Nikola Bathory: Karkand T-90 0wnage; +163|7258|Bulgaria

oh, man - it's cool that your girlfriend likes BF2 now... But I see your point - you can't play, you also can't have her attention, 'cause SHE is playing now
lol!!!

My gf is not in games at all, but she is kind enough to be interested in my progress in BF2. I show her my stats and awards form time to time...

I give you a +1 karma man!

Last edited by Nikola Bathory (2006-05-03 02:38:09)

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2006-05-03 10:03:29

#27

ThePriest1750: Tank commander; +83|7207|DUTCH snap ik!

my brother and i play but he left the house so we got both our own pc's at the time of bf1942 it was like that fighting about it but i was always playing more then him just like now haha

Last edited by ThePriest1750 (2006-05-03 10:04:05)

2006-05-03 12:07:42

#28

Smaug: This space for rent; +117|7049|Arlen, Texas

Got my girlfriend started on Burnout (xbox) and now she can kick my butt at it. I think it's the crashing on purpose part. Thankfully she has no interest in BF.

2006-05-03 12:22:24

#29

mporlier: Member; +42|7112|Montreal, Canada

I wonder if Citizen One's boy friend actualy plays?

2006-05-03 12:47:42

#30

Burning_Monkey: Moving Target; +108|7309

For all of you going on about your girlfriends and wives and shit, I've got something in my pocket for you.

Yeah, it's right here.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v79/Burning_Monkey/fu.gif

2006-05-03 12:52:37

#31

Cbass: Kick His Ass!; +371|7166|Howell, Mi USA

My girlfriend likes Bf2 but shes not much of a shooting girl, she likes stabbing and fighting games. The only time she plays Bf2 is when i find a sniper to stab in the back and i let her do it. I know what u mean about girls getting what they want no matter what. Mine will open the gates of hell untill she gets her way, or cuts off the sex. Either way makes me give in. She can be a real bitch when she wants to.

https://bf3s.com/sigs/bb53a522780eff5b30ba3252d44932cc2f5b8c4f.png

2006-05-03 12:55:54

#32

JE3146: Member; +109|7043|Oregon

Tor77 wrote:
You see, this is the problem. Never EVER let your girlfriend (real or imaginary) know where she can look up your stats to see how much you are playing. EVAH!

.

She found the total hours played the second she looked on there. That was BAD news lol. 119 hours didn't go well until I told her the game had been out over 10 months. Then she put away the claws after she did the math.

2006-05-03 13:09:59

#33

B1GBUD: Member; +17|7068|Under an Artillery Shell

apone wrote:
You should seek revenge and go steal her dildo...

Just dont play with it

LMFOA!!!

out of the million or so posts I've read, this HAS to be the funniest!!

I would give you Karma but apparently I don't have enough posts..... d'oh!

2006-05-03 13:37:31

#34

Smaug: This space for rent; +117|7049|Arlen, Texas

Burning_Monkey wrote:
For all of you going on about your girlfriends and wives and shit, I've got something in my pocket for you.

Yeah, it's right here. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v79/B … key/fu.gif

That's not nice. We never said anything about your boyfriend........

2006-05-03 13:41:07

#35

Burning_Monkey: Moving Target; +108|7309

Smaug wrote:
Burning_Monkey wrote:
For all of you going on about your girlfriends and wives and shit, I've got something in my pocket for you.

Yeah, it's right here. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v79/B … key/fu.gif
That's not nice. We never said anything about your boyfriend........

Well, he's pissed that he doesn't have a girlfriend either.

2006-05-03 13:42:21

#36

Smaug: This space for rent; +117|7049|Arlen, Texas

Burning_Monkey wrote:
Smaug wrote:
Burning_Monkey wrote:
For all of you going on about your girlfriends and wives and shit, I've got something in my pocket for you.

Yeah, it's right here. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v79/B … key/fu.gif
That's not nice. We never said anything about your boyfriend........
Well, he's pissed that he doesn't have a girlfriend either.

OK good one....Actually laughing out loud.

2006-05-03 15:39:37

#37

nodehopper: Member; +56|7104

yah...my Wife is Gunny Sgt and is just about to break 10,000 global points. She is the one that got me into all the SF maps. I did build myself a really great gaming computer..of course that is the one SHE plays on !! But my rig ain't too shabby now that I upgraded to an X700XT. We have the one computer on our computer desk and the other on our dining room table. Has been there since Nov. and friends sit around the coffee table when we have them over for dinner.

Some nights we will play some BF2......then go and "hit it" then be back playing. Gotta love my Wife !!!
Yes, she drives a Stick. Can cook. Plays video games. Knows what an IP address is. Swallows. Swears like crazy when playing BF2.

Of course a few times she has worn nothing but lingerie when playing on weekend nights, My excuse for my terrible stats.

I think I will keep her.

Last edited by nodehopper (2006-05-03 15:49:39)

2006-05-03 15:53:06

#38

908741059871059781: Sheep of War; +40|7115

I wish I could teach my blow up doll how to play. Her name is Martha. She has 3 holes.

2006-05-03 16:01:51

#39

Fuzzball_the_Shooter: The Photographer.; +81|7176|Central Valley,California

908741059871059781 wrote:
I wish I could teach my blow up doll how to play. Her name is Martha. She has 3 holes.

Lol, plus one karma. My brother, Fragger_Cats plays, he's 8. Little kid power!

Last edited by Fuzzball_the_Shooter (2006-05-03 16:02:31)

2006-05-03 16:20:20

#40

YIPEE: Member; +5|7074

me and my gf play about every night. i have two pc's so its nice...at first she made fun of me for playing so much....but once she started playing..and heard her first drum roll..it was over...sometimes i wake up in the morning to her blasting away in an apc....it sucks when u have to coax your girlfriend away from bf2 for some sex..

her player name is roark79

2006-05-03 16:20:30

#41

Citizen One: 한국 공주; +338|7121|South Korea.

I was never introduced to games lol, I have been playing them since "SEGAAAAAAAA" I used to love playing fighting games like Streets Of Rage and stuff, I guess i'm a tom boy as far as video games goes, as for family/friends playing BF2, When my filipino friend comes round, I let him play, and thats why I keep having to regain all my kills lol, he isnt bad, it's just he likes to play as a sniper, and while he does kill alot of people, he is quite usless at defending himself and when he gets mad he plays as anti tank and starts to destroy whatever he can by running sraight into the open and firing whenever he sees red. LOL, Check my anti tank stats, there disgusting. I also let my mum play BF2 once, she didn't seem to know what an enemy was lol, my dad, well my dad brought the game so he plays when I dont lol, which is not realy often since I dont work and have nothing to do with my life except play this stupid war game lol, i'm going out tomorow...jesus lol.

2006-05-04 15:04:49

#42

chuyskywalker: Admin; +2,439|7319|"Frisco"

0ktane wrote:
Now...we live together, have 2 comps, and play together every night...and I wouldn't trade it for anything.

...oh...and she can cook too.

I fucking hate you. >.< Where's "that girl" for me, eh? Oh wait, I do have a significant other ... she has a website or something around here... oh yeah

2006-05-04 15:10:58

#43

durkamoz: Member; +5|7161

shit.

If my girlfriend wanted to play bf2 I would upgrade her PC so it could. She hates when I play the game. Pretty much the only time I can play is when she is at work and I am not.

2006-05-04 15:15:39

#44

tor11: Grunt; +18|7232|Os , Norway

Tor77 wrote:
You see, this is the problem. Never EVER let your girlfriend (real or imaginary) know where she can look up your stats to see how much you are playing. EVAH!

Right now you might think it’s all cute and that she’s, like, the l33t3zt chick at your high school. But come rainy days where you want to be alone and seek the warm embrace of your brothers in arms you need to have those excuses lined up soldier! If you lie and tell her you need to study or work late only to cram in a couple of hours on Karkand you don’t want her to be able to go online only to find out you’re claymore-whoring in dark alleys and giving blow jobs to US Marines for med packs.

Chicks are – by default – on a need-to-know basis.

Nott only on a need to know basis , they hawe a own way too reweale any secrets you have, not for interst , just for controll ower you! ROFL!!!

2006-05-04 15:18:10

#45

tor11: Grunt; +18|7232|Os , Norway

chuyskywalker wrote:
0ktane wrote:
Now...we live together, have 2 comps, and play together every night...and I wouldn't trade it for anything.

...oh...and she can cook too.
I fucking hate you. >.< Where's "that girl" for me, eh? Oh wait, I do have a significant other ... she has a website or something around here... oh yeah

I think you need help, link too your own page? HE HE! But i got too agree with you, i would kill for girlfriend or wife like that!! LOL

2006-05-04 15:19:51

#46

bf2_zspyvin: Member; +17|7156|The Netherlands

JE3146 wrote:
She still wanted to play so I offered to make her a new player account so that she could have her own.

What is here account name so we can all it

[EDITED]

YIPEE wrote:
her player name is roark79

Going to check that 1 out

[EDITED AGAIN ]

Dude u are screwed she allready had 50+ h. omg.....

Last edited by bf2_zspyvin (2006-05-04 15:22:43)

2006-05-04 15:23:58

#47

G3|Genius: Pope of BF2s; +355|7098|Sea to globally-cooled sea

my wife doesn't play BF2, but she LOVES age of empires II. It's a lot of fun to have a woman to play computer games with.

However my brother and I both play BF2, and we bought it for my Dad for Christmas, and he loves it too. He's not that good though....

http://www.bf2s.com/player/46578187/ (my brother)
http://www.bf2s.com/player/61905640/ (my dad)

Last edited by G3|Genius (2006-05-04 15:25:42)

2006-05-04 15:27:50

#48

JE3146: Member; +109|7043|Oregon

bf2_zspyvin wrote:
JE3146 wrote:
She still wanted to play so I offered to make her a new player account so that she could have her own.
What is here account name so we can all it

[EDITED]

YIPEE wrote:
her player name is roark79
Going to check that 1 out

[EDITED AGAIN ]

Dude u are screwed she allready had 50+ h. omg.....

Haha no that aint it. Not telling either.

2006-05-04 16:58:21

#49

YIPEE: Member; +5|7074

no je3146 ...roark79 is my gf's account...but its all good..i have two good pc's....check out her stats in a week...i guarantee her spm is over 1.1 lol...who knows about her kd though..its slowly rising...

2006-05-04 17:22:38

#50

0ktane: Negative Ping; +55|7238|Arizona

Lol...yeah, my "better" half has a buncha good things for her, but DAMN...when she gets mad at the game...it's like, Woman's Wrath...and guys, you ALL know what I am talking about. Since her box isn't the best (until her bday ) she gets some random graphic lag, and if that happens in the middle of a battle and she ends up dying...oh dam, I've said too much.

All in all...great person to game with.

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apone wrote:

Burning_Monkey wrote:

Smaug wrote:

Burning_Monkey wrote:

Burning_Monkey wrote:

Smaug wrote:

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908741059871059781 wrote:

0ktane wrote:

Tor77 wrote:

chuyskywalker wrote:

0ktane wrote:

JE3146 wrote:

YIPEE wrote:

bf2_zspyvin wrote:

JE3146 wrote:

YIPEE wrote:

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