too lazy to search, i'll delete if it's old or a repost
too lazy to search, i'll delete if it's old or a repost
guido?
Wikipedia wrote:
Guido is a given name of Italian origin. The French and English version is Guy.
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Guido (slang), slang term for working class Italian-American
All I could find.Urban dictionary wrote:
A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely;
Last edited by TravisC555 (2010-08-10 12:52:31)
lrn2urbandictionary
A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area.
WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear.
NATURAL HABITAT: Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club gear to waste their week's pay on (most likely spotted shopping at "Bang Bang" in Staten Island). During the day when not at their food delivery, telemarketting, or construction job, can be located at their local gym tanning or lifting weights. Can be found nightly at mainstream danceclubs they read about online (SF, Webster Hall, Etc.). Most notable for cruising the Jersey shore in an old car (Honda, Mustang, etc.) which has been tinted, painted and sports $1,000-$3,000 rims in a feeble attempt to look like new. Guido cars usually have a boomin' system through which cheesy music like freestyle, commercial club/trance and hip-hop (anything KTU plays) is loudly blasted.
GENETIC LINKS: Directly related to modern day urban-guidos, A.K.A. "wiggers," A.K.A. "wegros;" urban-guidos are white males who once exhibited the traits referenced above, but have now instead opted to keep it unreal, with wardrobes consisting of clothes from labels like FUBU and Rocawear which they bought on sale at Macy's. These individuals still listen to the same music and drive the same type of car as their predecessor; it is usually just their choice of attire and use of slang and poor speech skills that differentiate them from the classic guido. Most guidos are distrusting of non-whites despite the fact some of their attire and music can be traced to non-white origins.
PASSTIMES/RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES: Guidos enjoy beating up a non-white or homosexual while assisted by a group of 5-10 guido friends backing them up; engaging in date rape; and displaying their lack of rhythm by dancing poorly in the middle of a club's dance floor while non-guidos look on in disbelief.
That was vastly more satisfying than seeing Bieber catching a water bottle.
Didn't look like he got too hurt though, not much goods to damage in that head.
Didn't look like he got too hurt though, not much goods to damage in that head.
unfortunately he didn't have a gun
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deserved it for walking on people's car. he wouldn't like it if i crapped on his '80 Mustang
deserved it for walking on people's car. he wouldn't like it if i crapped on his '80 Mustang
How much better would it have been if that dude had just shot all of them?
I was expecting to see a guido walking outside a cave at sunset and catching a little bat with his mouth and then eating it.loubot wrote:
o baseball bat
Toilet Sex wrote:
unfortunately he didn't have a gun
13/f/taiwan wrote:
Toilet Sex wrote:
unfortunately he didn't have a gun
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
if somebody did that to my car i would call the cops
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Like the cops would do anything about it.eleven bravo wrote:
if somebody did that to my car i would call the cops
thats the kind of thinking that promotes the gangster gangster mentality.Ilocano wrote:
Like the cops would do anything about it.eleven bravo wrote:
if somebody did that to my car i would call the cops
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But realistically, without significant damage to your car, would they do anything about it?eleven bravo wrote:
thats the kind of thinking that promotes the gangster gangster mentality.Ilocano wrote:
Like the cops would do anything about it.eleven bravo wrote:
if somebody did that to my car i would call the cops
I would prefer this to a bat.
If he attacked me I could get away with shooting him in the name of self-defense. I would also be doing the world a favor.
If he attacked me I could get away with shooting him in the name of self-defense. I would also be doing the world a favor.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
yes. I would press charges. Ive recieved harassment for much less by the police. theres a story behind that. although the other guy was white.Ilocano wrote:
But realistically, without significant damage to your car, would they do anything about it?eleven bravo wrote:
thats the kind of thinking that promotes the gangster gangster mentality.Ilocano wrote:
Like the cops would do anything about it.
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Should have floored it when the guy was standing on the car.
Well he could floor it but that wouldn't do too much. He should reverse really quickly then floor itPrivateVendetta wrote:
Should have floored it when the guy was standing on the car.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Pussy.eleven bravo wrote:
if somebody did that to my car i would call the cops
ive lost "friends" since my change in thinking regarding stuff like this.ghettoperson wrote:
Pussy.eleven bravo wrote:
if somebody did that to my car i would call the cops
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Sounded like he busted a window in the guys car. That guy must have been really good at t-ball
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It's so small I can't tell what's happening. Then gay youtube flagged it.
Anyway, I'll have to see this again in a few months.
Anyway, I'll have to see this again in a few months.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
And, sadly, you all too clearly know the reason why... Same as a cop unlikely to pull me over for other than a moving violation.eleven bravo wrote:
yes. I would press charges. Ive recieved harassment for much less by the police. theres a story behind that. although the other guy was white.Ilocano wrote:
But realistically, without significant damage to your car, would they do anything about it?eleven bravo wrote:
thats the kind of thinking that promotes the gangster gangster mentality.
this...eleven bravo wrote:
ive lost "friends" since my change in thinking regarding stuff like this.ghettoperson wrote:
Pussy.eleven bravo wrote:
if somebody did that to my car i would call the cops
my friends were gangbangers who cared too much about what other gang bangers thought about them. I was somebody with too much to lose for even the smallest legal infraction.
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