Homercide
Member
+21|7039
Do you think Battlefield2 is better than sex?

I do, and because of the patches I think it's getting better and better, while my sexlife is loosing tickets like never before.
chittydog
less busy
+586|7307|Kubra, Damn it!

I feel sorry for you.
joker3327
=IBF2=
+305|7070|Cheshire. UK
Lower your chair...higher your desk and you can do both at the same time...just like me!
Barney_T_Dinosaur
Time to Die Kids!
+41|7132

Homercide wrote:

Do you think Battlefield2 is better than sex?

I do, and because of the patches I think it's getting better and better, while my sexlife is loosing tickets like never before.
LMFAO - no, though +1 for "while my sexlife is loosing tickets like never before"
Ender2309
has joined the GOP
+470|7043|USA
its certainly better than masturbating alone on those lonely nights...why? because those lonely nights remind me that i don't have a gf...
Darth_Fleder
Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth
+533|7278|Orlando, FL - Age 43
Well, with BF2, you don't the nuisance of making sure it was good for your partner and the quicker the kill, the better!
Kaosdad
Whisky Tango Foxtrot?
+201|7151|Broadlands, VA
Dude must be married.
iamtheoneneo
Member
+16|7141
hilarious thread +1 to you - its nice to have some mad real life shit thrown in everynow and again
HisInfernalDeath
Member
+23|7196|Belgium
Lawl, this thread it beautifull.. but to answer your question. Its NOT better than sex m8. If u think it is, i feel very very sorry for ya.
+1 goes out to you for admitting your sex life sucks.
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7233

chittydog wrote:

I feel sorry for you.
Skinnister
Member
+43|7197|UK

Homercide wrote:

Do you think Battlefield2 is better than sex?

I do, and because of the patches I think it's getting better and better, while my sexlife is loosing tickets like never before.
funny you should say, my fiance and I just split up on tuesday, one of the reasons I spent to much time on the PC and not to her "majesty"
Homercide
Member
+21|7039
Well, actually my girlfriend is on some kind of trip with the university, so I spend all these days playing BF2. Actually, that's what I've been doing for the last 8 months or so nevertheless.

But thanks for the tip about lowering the chair and raise the desk. Next step would be to move the toilet in and get a small refrigerator. Oh, and of course cover the windows with aluminium foil. THIS SUN IS BURNING MY EYES OUT!!!

Damn, third time today I checked for the new patch, and still nothing.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7145|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Nuh no way is better than sex.  Not with my Gf or other peoples Gf's.
Homercide
Member
+21|7039
By the way, what does +1 mean? Is it some kind of power up?
kkolodsick
Member
+14|7138
Karma my friend Karma.  +1 for me would be great.
kkolodsick
Member
+14|7138

1927 wrote:

Nuh no way is better than sex.  Not with my Gf or other peoples Gf's.
Or wives, or sisters, or moms, or grandma's oh wait not that one.
Homercide
Member
+21|7039
I've done a search, but what does this karma do?
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|7210|The Hague, Netherlands

Homercide wrote:

I've done a search, but what does this karma do?
you can give  +1 or -1, Postive for helping whatever, minus for tards etc

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1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7145|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

kkolodsick wrote:

1927 wrote:

Nuh no way is better than sex.  Not with my Gf or other peoples Gf's.
Or wives, or sisters, or moms, or grandma's oh wait not that one.
Errghhh "bitty" (its a uk lil britian thing, means breastfeeding, when as a child you are still in your 30's n ya ma or Nan, oh nooo ..... you get it?, the joke that is, not bitty)
Avarice
Member
+41|7044|London, UK
+1 for making my Friday. I was having a really bad day until I saw this thread, so thanks man
Pfc. Leemus
Ownerer via the strategic use of bullets
+20|7079|N.S.W, Australia
I like ot geta wopmanuinder mydesjkand hwile it is lowered and thenicanppaybf2 while havinf secks and it feels like iminheavenminus the pearly gates and shizzl ls d-ds  doglle ..I toggle the night visionon and off coz ima sexydevilthat like to us rethe toggle of nightr voision!
CHRONICLE
Banned
+8|7043

Homercide wrote:

Do you think Battlefield2 is better than sex?

I do, and because of the patches I think it's getting better and better, while my sexlife is loosing tickets like never before.
jezuz man u are a big loser no offense but if you think bf2 is better than sex u have issues, here is what you do

get out of your moms house and go outside and live life you fool. someone should slap you so ou see the light. Honestly man bf2 better than sex? wtf is wrong with you. seriosuly man go outside and fucken fuck everything you see. buy a hooker mhmmmm i love zee hookers. oh an why would u say sexlife is loosing tickets wtf?? why would you talk about your sexlife here god man


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Last edited by CHRONICLE (2006-05-05 07:52:11)

FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7163|Devon, England

CHRONICLE wrote:

Homercide wrote:

Do you think Battlefield2 is better than sex?

I do, and because of the patches I think it's getting better and better, while my sexlife is loosing tickets like never before.
jezuz man u are a big loser no offense but if you think bf2 is better than sex u have issues, here is what you do

get out of your moms house and go outside and live life you fool. someone should slap you so ou see the light. Honestly man bf2 better than sex? wtf is wrong with you. seriosuly man go outside and fucken fuck everything you see. buy a hooker mhmmmm i love zee hookers. oh an why would u say sexlife is loosing tickets wtf?? why would you talk about your sexlife here god man


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i dont think i like you for that. every1 else is giving this poor, poor guy simpathy and ur calling him bad names. shame on you.

and infact, a -1 for that.
Dr.Battlefield
Got milk?
+150|7224
Life is good. Life with BF2 is better...
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|7261|Singapore

CHRONICLE wrote:

jezuz man u are a big loser no offense but if you think bf2 is better than sex u have issues, here is what you do

get out of your moms house and go outside and live life you fool. someone should slap you so ou see the light. Honestly man bf2 better than sex? wtf is wrong with you. seriosuly man go outside and fucken fuck everything you see. buy a hooker mhmmmm i love zee hookers. oh an why would u say sexlife is loosing tickets wtf?? why would you talk about your sexlife here god man


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