When a police officer asks for your driver's license and registration

2010-08-28 11:50:03

#1

Harmor: Error_Name_Not_Found; +605|6941|San Diego, CA, USA

1. When the police officer asks for your driver's license and registration, state: "No habla ingles."

2. As the police officer figures out how to react, recite the following sentence (preferably using a exaggerated accent): "I am an illegal alien to the United States."

3. Before the police officer can react to your second statement, close the deal with: "You are not allowed to ask for my papers. Eric Holder said so."

4. After the police officer shrugs, closes his traffic investigation pad and sends you on your way, put the car in D (not R, heh) and slowly drive away from the scene. Try not to unleash an evil cackle.

Note: If you are hassled at all, contact La Raza or some other separatist front group for the government of Mexico and figure out how to sue the city, town or county in question.

After all, according to the Obama administration and the Holder DOJ, no one has a right to ask you for your papers. And anyone who does so must be profiling.

By the way: if I were better at making money, I'd turn this into a 30-minute infomercial and charge four installments of $19.95 for all of this valuable information.

Source: http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2010/0 … affic.html

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Anyone actually get this to work?

2010-08-28 11:55:58

#2

Home: Section.80; +447|7240|Seattle, Washington, USA

Harmor wrote:
Anyone actually get this to work?

lol, because we've all tried it before?

2010-08-28 11:58:37

#3

=NHB=Shadow: hi; +322|6758|California

but i'm not brown

2010-08-28 12:00:49

#4

jord: Member; +2,382|7071|The North, beyond the wall.

Source sucks more than post.

2010-08-28 12:00:58

#5

rdx-fx: ...; +955|6984

=NHB=Shadow wrote:
but i'm not brown

That's profiling!!

2010-08-28 12:01:22

#6

wah1188: You orrible caaaaaaan't; +321|6853|UK

You know the police officer is just going to be a dick and fuck you up.

2010-08-28 12:03:56

#7

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6930|Long Island, New York

Home wrote:
Harmor wrote:
Anyone actually get this to work?
lol, because we've all tried it before?

seriously, what a stupid fucking question

2010-08-28 12:26:26

#8

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7013|London, England

=NHB=Shadow wrote:
but i'm not brown

But you are yellow, the officer will already have plenty of reasons for stopping you and exacting justice with the way you people drive

2010-08-28 12:28:15

#9

11 Bravo: Banned; +965|5630|Cleveland, Ohio

or i will just hand them my license and registration

2010-08-28 12:32:45

#10

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7013|London, England

3. Before the police officer can react to your second statement, close the deal with: "You are not allowed to ask for my papers. Eric Holder said so."

That's not closing the deal and the police officer would merely repeat his statement of license and registration. Unless that is synonymous with citizenship papers (whatever that is) he's not asking for papers. You keep refusing to hand over your papers even if he's asking for something entirely different, he'll probably assume you're drunk and haul your ass off.

Another stupid republican-mom chain mail brought to you by Harmour.

2010-08-28 12:34:19

#11

11 Bravo: Banned; +965|5630|Cleveland, Ohio

you are more stupid if you think it is literal

2010-08-28 12:37:30

#12

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7013|London, England

But it has to be grounded otherwise it's completely pointless (as a message, or a political statement or whatever)

Last edited by Mekstizzle (2010-08-28 12:37:56)

2010-08-28 12:38:07

#13

11 Bravo: Banned; +965|5630|Cleveland, Ohio

Mekstizzle wrote:
But it has to be grounded otherwise it's completely pointless (as a message, or a political statement or whatever)

taking a piss

2010-08-28 12:40:09

#14

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7013|London, England

Out of what?

2010-08-28 12:40:46

#15

11 Bravo: Banned; +965|5630|Cleveland, Ohio

im at work. figure it out.

2010-08-28 12:40:49

#16

=NHB=Shadow: hi; +322|6758|California

Mekstizzle wrote:
=NHB=Shadow wrote:
but i'm not brown
But you are yellow, the officer will already have plenty of reasons for stopping you and exacting justice with the way you people drive

yeah but unlike brown people we can afford it, because why do you think we've been picking strawberries for all these years?

2010-08-28 12:43:36

#17

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7013|London, England

11 Bravo wrote:
im at work. figure it out.

Taking the piss out of the whole Arizona thing?

Still, you can go back to my point of the story being stupid because it doesn't work like that. It needs to be grounded to be able to delivery its message in any normal way.

And you basically admitted you have no idea what you're talking about when you said taking the piss, thanks.

Last edited by Mekstizzle (2010-08-28 12:44:02)

2010-08-28 12:49:39

#18

Obiwan: Go Cards !!; +196|7087|The Ville

Officer I'm sorry I was speeding, but I did not see your car

2010-08-28 12:50:25

#19

11 Bravo: Banned; +965|5630|Cleveland, Ohio

Mekstizzle wrote:
11 Bravo wrote:
im at work. figure it out.
Taking the piss out of the whole Arizona thing?

Still, you can go back to my point of the story being stupid because it doesn't work like that. It needs to be grounded to be able to delivery its message in any normal way.

And you basically admitted you have no idea what you're talking about when you said taking the piss, thanks.

pancake bunny

2010-08-28 16:53:08

#20

Harmor: Error_Name_Not_Found; +605|6941|San Diego, CA, USA

Poseidon wrote:
Home wrote:
Harmor wrote:
Anyone actually get this to work?
lol, because we've all tried it before?
seriously, what a stupid fucking question

I'm "brown" and I've considered it. :-P

2010-08-28 17:33:02

#21

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6863

how the hell does utter shit like this gain credibility and go viral in america?

you guys are seriously fucked up

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2010-08-28 17:36:42

#22

11 Bravo: Banned; +965|5630|Cleveland, Ohio

Uzique wrote:
how the hell does utter shit like this gain credibility and go viral in america?

you guys are seriously fucked up

how does one poster on a obscure internet forum equal viral?

2010-08-28 17:45:44

#23

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6863

copying and pasting a link from one source to a series of forums, and then having that process repeated (hypothetically)... is exactly what a 'viral' news-story or 'viral' message is/does. the OP is plausibly something that could have alternatively been sourced from an email going around thick-shit offices the nation over.

_{libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual}. _{http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/}

2010-08-28 17:47:12

#24

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5651|foggy bottom

Harmor wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
Home wrote:

lol, because we've all tried it before?
seriously, what a stupid fucking question
I'm "brown" and I've considered it. :-P

you'd actually have to leave your house though

Tu Stultus Es

2010-08-28 17:47:29

#25

11 Bravo: Banned; +965|5630|Cleveland, Ohio

Uzique wrote:
copying and pasting a link from one source to a series of forums, and then having that process repeated (hypothetically)... is exactly what a 'viral' news-story or 'viral' message is/does. the OP is plausibly something that could have alternatively been sourced from an email going around thick-shit offices the nation over.

nobody i know would even know what harmor is talking about.

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