chittydog wrote:
I feel sorry for you.
NoHomercide wrote:
Do you think Battlefield2 is better than sex?
Maybe you're not doing it right........Homercide wrote:
Do you think Battlefield2 is better than sex?
I do, and because of the patches I think it's getting better and better, while my sexlife is loosing tickets like never before.
KJ
Last edited by Kung Jew (2006-05-05 08:51:23)
Actually, I have to admit I like sex better than BF2 and I don't think BF2 even has a very big impact on my sexlife whatsoever. But since some fails to recognize the irony in the topic, I would like to inform you that it was only meant as a joke.
The tip about lowering the chair and raise the desk is noted though.
The tip about lowering the chair and raise the desk is noted though.
Of course BF², what a question...
In the absence of sex, I find BF2 is sometimes NEARLY as good. Counter-sniping feels so good.
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
wtf ?!
ABSOLUTELY! Here is why:
BF2 lasts longer and it's always there for you.
When is the last time you had a sesh that lasted 8 hours... ewww.... I think I just threw up a little
just my $0.02
BF2 lasts longer and it's always there for you.
When is the last time you had a sesh that lasted 8 hours... ewww.... I think I just threw up a little
just my $0.02
no way
I seem to recall this "Sex" that you speak of.
To answer your question. . . yes
at 39. . .maybe.....maybe.....once a month
BF2...everyday
ouch
To answer your question. . . yes
at 39. . .maybe.....maybe.....once a month
BF2...everyday
ouch
Yep - definitly married .... with kids.
Just do it between map reloads... there is plenty of time. If you finish before her, just tell her that your "verification of data completed" and that she will just have to join a single player game.
Also, if you are playing with a 92FS instead of an M95 then I hear there are some herbal remedies being flogged on the radio to help you.
Also, if you are playing with a 92FS instead of an M95 then I hear there are some herbal remedies being flogged on the radio to help you.