ok wise guy
I cut them, cut them VERTICALLY.
I cut them, cut them VERTICALLY.
but cutting them horizontally is a bigger challenge
I've just been sunbathing and reading all day, the old man next door is pretending to mow grass whilst he enjoys looking at me.
Luckily my paranoia made me bring a knife if he tries anything. Like greet me...
Luckily my paranoia made me bring a knife if he tries anything. Like greet me...
Last edited by jord (2010-09-03 07:32:18)
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
the old man next door.. are you in a nursing home old man?
To the gym!
No there's just an elderly chap that lives next door who in 3 years of living here I've seen about 5 times...
Who sunbathes with a knife?jord wrote:
I've just been sunbathing and reading all day, the old man next door is pretending to mow grass whilst he enjoys looking at me.
Luckily my paranoia made me bring a knife if he tries anything. Like greet me...
Honestly.
are you the housekeeper thereFinray wrote:
To the gym!
A Fijian knifefighter.AussieReaper wrote:
Who sunbathes with a knife?jord wrote:
I've just been sunbathing and reading all day, the old man next door is pretending to mow grass whilst he enjoys looking at me.
Luckily my paranoia made me bring a knife if he tries anything. Like greet me...
Honestly.
Duh...
i'm sure he has an important job that's keeping him very busyjord wrote:
No there's just an elderly chap that lives next door who in 3 years of living here I've seen about 5 times...
Every time a girl adds me or comments/likes one of my statuses on facebook, I automatically assume they want to fuck me.
Its in my pocket, its hardly the biggest burden in the world...AussieReaper wrote:
Who sunbathes with a knife?jord wrote:
I've just been sunbathing and reading all day, the old man next door is pretending to mow grass whilst he enjoys looking at me.
Luckily my paranoia made me bring a knife if he tries anything. Like greet me...
Honestly.
Pretty sure Fijians are already tanned.M.O.A.B wrote:
A Fijian knifefighter.AussieReaper wrote:
Who sunbathes with a knife?jord wrote:
I've just been sunbathing and reading all day, the old man next door is pretending to mow grass whilst he enjoys looking at me.
Luckily my paranoia made me bring a knife if he tries anything. Like greet me...
Honestly.
Duh...
No, just trying to get buff..Sup wrote:
are you the housekeeper thereFinray wrote:
To the gym!
I've noticed a difference already.
PfftAussieReaper wrote:
Pretty sure Fijians are already tanned.M.O.A.B wrote:
A Fijian knifefighter.AussieReaper wrote:
Who sunbathes with a knife?
Honestly.
Duh...
M.O.A.B wrote:
PfftAussieReaper wrote:
Pretty sure Fijians are already tanned.M.O.A.B wrote:
A Fijian knifefighter.
Duh...
Its better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it - socrates
Just noticed the colours on my monitor are wrong. Odd.
Never say buff. Ever.
What should you say then?Surgeons wrote:
Never say buff. Ever.
The links on BF2S are a kind of sickly yellow. And the grey background isn't as dark as normal
get TANKED nigguhFinray wrote:
What should you say then?Surgeons wrote:
Never say buff. Ever.
Going to the gym. That's it.
YEUH