i know you want more
skank til they close doors
skank til they close doors
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Only chinese guy I knew got arrested for a hit n run in manchester...Varegg wrote:
Pay some chinese to steal you a new pair of kidneys, just make sure they don't belong to Chev Chelios ...jord wrote:
Orite cool ta liq.
So my bladder keeps getting weaker and weaker. In the space of a year I've gone from 5 pisses a day to like 12-15. Diagnose me bf2s
Plus I need a better bladder I think, not kidneys
The bladder is just for storage, problem is most likely in the rincing process (kidneys) or in the delivery system (penis) ... drink more water to keep the kidneys busy ...
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Varegg wrote:
The bladder is just penis
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Alls I drink is water dude. Water, milk and the blood of my victims.
Hm ... is that blood fresh or has it started to coagulate?jord wrote:
Alls I drink is water dude. Water, milk and the blood of my victims.
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the milk of your victims wot m8jord wrote:
Alls I drink is water dude. Water, milk and the blood of my victims.
Oh its fresh alright...
Hurhurdurhurr
But nah I probably have diabetes...
Hurhurdurhurr
But nah I probably have diabetes...
10-15 times a day? Sheesh. How much do you drink?jord wrote:
Orite cool ta liq.
So my bladder keeps getting weaker and weaker. In the space of a year I've gone from 5 pisses a day to like 12-15. Diagnose me bf2s
Ever find yourself with low blood-sugar feeling? You might have diabetes
Just got tickets for Jason Rouse tonight. Awesom-o!
I need around tree fiddy.
Then you should masturbate more to make it go away ... if it doesn't go away you still had a good time trying ...jord wrote:
But nah I probably have diabetes...
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5 pisses a day sounds like a lot too ... though i know i don't drink enough as i "should"
What kind of ballet is that?DonFck wrote:
Just got tickets for Jason Rouse tonight. Awesom-o!
You know how uncomfortable it is trying to masturbate when you have to pee?Varegg wrote:
Then you should masturbate more to make it go away ... if it doesn't go away you still had a good time trying ...jord wrote:
But nah I probably have diabetes...
Have a catheter put in Jord. You could stand there, talk to your mates and have a piss at the same time without them knowing.
@fin I don't know what a low blood sugar feeling is. I usually drink like half a litre of milk a day, 2 litres ish of water a day and perhaps a brew.
@var, well once a day works fine, I've been to twice a day and I either end up with a bruise on my winkle or a floppy cock.
@liq 5 pisses a day seems average, I dno lawl
@var, well once a day works fine, I've been to twice a day and I either end up with a bruise on my winkle or a floppy cock.
@liq 5 pisses a day seems average, I dno lawl
see a doctor
5 pisses is already quite alot imo
5 pisses is already quite alot imo
inane little opines
It's the kind where a drunk Canadian takes the stage and shouts profanities at everyone.Ultrafunkula wrote:
What kind of ballet is that?DonFck wrote:
Just got tickets for Jason Rouse tonight. Awesom-o!
I do hope he's got a new act though, I've heard this one all too many times.
I need around tree fiddy.
What's the average then?dayarath wrote:
see a doctor
5 pisses is already quite alot imo
4
4 perhaps if you're busy but I rarely am, maybe that's why.
I piss about twice a day, maybe 3 times.
15 is definitely abnormal
15 is definitely abnormal
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inane little opines
I only go twice a day, but that's because I've trained my bladder rigorously over my 20 years on this planet to go at those two times without fail.
I tend to piss a lot, I make sure I'm hydrated tho, I drink a lot of water
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
Well its probably not 15, that's an extreme from when I was working out and pounding water and protein shakes.
Id say today im on 4, been up 4 hours...
Id say today im on 4, been up 4 hours...